This caterpillar embodies the Hufflepuff spirit

Nobody likes quarantine

Slytherin, on facetime: so. How strict have you been about social distancing

Hufflepuff: oh I havent gone anywhere or seen anyone. I’ve been really careful.

Slytherin: really?

Hufflepuff: yea.

Slytherin: ok im coming over

Trash talk

Slytherin, handing over an empty plate: here, you’re a garbage.

Hufflepuff: excuse me I am recycling. I still have some value left

Dude that’s dark

Hufflepuff: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Slytherin, quietly: hopefully in your bed…

Hufflepuff: What was that?

Slytherin: I SAID HOPEFULLY DEAD