What if the reason we learn history is in the case that we are sent back in time we know what to do

How come Billy Eyelash did that thing where you speak into a fan in bad guy, and no one noticed

For there is no challenge I cannot run with fear from, faster, and farther than any other man

One time when I was a kid I shit in my underwear and I didn’t know what to do but I was at home so I just took off my underwear and placed it in the sink cause like that’s wear my mom was gunna wash it right and I left, and about 5 minutes later my sister screams from the bathroom “WHY IS THERE A SHIT IN THE SINK”

The lid of a jar sits there partially open… waiting… sitting… a man comes into the room confused, examines the jar. Then a women enters more confused then the man, she asks “what’s wrong”. He looks at her with desperation in his eyes as the jar sits there slightly open and the man replies… “it’s ajar”

Please don’t hit me up, just talk gently down to me thank you

The moon is just an emo sun. Sorry I don’t make the rules.

Bet u lots of penguins don’t know there are other animals. If they saw a dog or some shit they’d be like “woah hold thE fUck uP”

I tried asking another one of my high friends what’s the deepest thing you can think of, and this time the lad goes “my depression” and that hit home

me and my friend get added to a gc, named Geoff’s party and it takes me a second to realize Geoff is Jeff, so I text my friend privately

“dude who tf spells Jeff Geoff”

And he goes

“Yeos”

tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020:

i think about this every day

wineandphilosopia:

PLEASE. I’M BEGGING.

can you just imagine baby Foucault behind the bars of his crib going: hmm

justdickingabout:

toptipsviz:

A meme I actually made myself and didn’t steal

fakescience: