#imagine your brotp
Person A: Are you absolutely positive this isn’t dangerous?
Person B: I’ve 95% sure, but I failed fourth grade math, so
Person A: Man, I can’t believe humans have made it this far
Person B: Neither can I - I mean, the technological advancements have been amazing! Just think -
Person A: I meant I can’t believe we’ve made it this far. We’re all so fucking stupid. I just saw C fall off the roof, the idiot.
I’d say I’m sorry for these, but angst hurts and I’m a writer so well hurting people is my job.
-“You came back. After a year, you came back. But you’re not the person I knew. Not, you’re nothing like them.”
-“You always think it’s about you, don’t you? That you’re the only one who has issues? That the world revolves around you? Let me give you a reality check - these mirrors don’t get broken on their own. The alcohol doesn’t disappear on it’s one. And, trust me, the pills don’t just walk away by themselves.”
-“I…I never told you, did I? That day. I was going to tell you we were finally going to be okay. You could be okay. I could be okay. Then we found you…Passed out, bloody beaten…And now we’re here. You know, they said you should’ve died. It’s a miracle you’re alive. But is it really? When I’m talking to you, but you can’t hear me? I’m talking to a hospital bed, practically.”
-“I was never the one to figure it out. Figure out how to be okay. You were always the the one to figure it out. You’re okay, and I’m not. I always was the family disappointment. I’m sorry, more than you’ll ever know.”
-“I thought you were finally alright. You told me you were finally alright, with a smile on your face. Then you disappeared. So did the pills.”
-“You know what? There’s a damn reason you were never the first choice! You were never the first choice, because you never learned how to shut the Hell up and figure out your place! And, trust me, there’s a damn reason nobody ever went looking for you when you left!”
-“Did you think you could just walk in here like that? Like everything’s fine? You screwed up everything, and you damn well know it. How about you fucking leave? Before I make you.”
-“I…I don’t know what to say. I know I can’t replace her. I know I can’t. But could you at least pretend you give a shit for them? For these kids, who look up to you? They look up to you and all you do is sit on your ass and pout!”
-“Please, please don’t leave me. I don’t know what I’d do…”
“You’d stay the same. Don’t act like you care. I know you’re lying. Again.”
-”Since you’re a fucking liar, I don’t see any reason I shouldn’t walk out this damn door and not come back. Give me one reason you’re worth my time.”
-”You don’t - you don’t understand. I know you’re lying right now. I was the one who found you. Passed out. It was two fucking weeks after the last time I saw you. You don’t care whether you live or die, do you?”
Person A: I wish it was possible to, like, say something to yourself without actually saying it
Person B: Honey, how long have you gone without sleep? It’s called thinking
Person A: Do you ever wonder if the atmosphere is created by the government and the stars are just cameras watching us
Person B: See this is why we don’t go out in public
Person A: Why is murder illegal
Person B: Because if it wasn’t, there would be more people like you
Person A: But that would it be great!
Person B: Not for the government.
“There is absolutely no way I am calling you my friend. We’re in public.”
“Embarrassing you is my job. Or have you not noticed the sparkly pink…words…on your jacket?”
“You did wHAT TO MY JACKET?!”
“I want to remember, you know?”
“I know. And I’ll help you every step of the way.”
“Why did you do that?”
“Please don’t make me say it.”
“You know you want to sing along.”
“Shut up. No I don’t.”
“… I will if you will.”
“… You’re on.”
Person A of your BROTP is injured. Does Person B go to comfort them? Go after the people who took them? Utterly fall apart at their stronger friend being in such a state?
“You tricked me!”
“I mean, it was just a joke…?”
“I’m not mad at you or anything. I’m just trying to figure out how you pulled it off. No one has tricked me in almost 30 years.”
“… We expected you two to try to kill each other.”
“Did we not tell you that we’ve been best friends for twenty years? Oops.”
Anonymous Asked: I would love to hear some brotp or family group prompts. I absolutely love those, and I love to mentally answer the questions you have for those groups to kind of test my knowledge about my characters. You are seriously creative and I always greatly enjoy your prompts that you create. They are so awesome!
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1. Who is more willing to cry in front of the other?
2. Who puts more thought into gifts? Who puts more money into gifts?
3. Who is more of a show-off?
4. Which one initiates group-hugs and drags the other into them?
5. Which one is braver?
6. Which one is more likely to be the caretaker when the other is sick?
7. Which one is louder?
8. Which one is the sappy friend who doesn’t hesitate to write sappy cards and things?
9. Which one says “I love you” first? (Platonic “I love you”s are Important to me.)
10. Which one is more academically inclined? Which one is more street-smart?
“I haven’t told you everything.”
“I know, and I love you. You’ll tell me when you’re ready.”
“What did you do?”
“Nothing you would technically consider in the general ballpark of illegal.”
“…. On a scale of one to ten, how worried should I be?”
Anon Asked, “Hi! I’m sorry if this is a little specific, but I just have a prompt request where it’s a medieval setting and Person A is a prince while Person B is their bodyguard, but there’s no romance between them and they’re just good bros. Once again, I’m sorry if this is a little too specific but all I can find are otp prompts. Thank you in advance!”
1. “Seriously? They could have killed you back there.”
“I knew you’d take care of it.”
2. “I think that stopping you from running away from the palace in the middle of the night with a band of pirates is covered under bodyguard duties.”
“You could always come with us.”
3. “Your father doesn’t like that you treat me as a friend.”
“You may have noticed, then, that my father rules the kingdom alone. That is not the kind of king I want to be. You are my friend, and nothing will change that.”
4. “Why are you grinning like that?”
“Someone offered me my weight in gold to betray you tonight. We can split it, if you like.”
“Do I even want to know what you did to them?”
“My job.”
5. “It’s time for you to leave. We will not win this. I order you as your prince.”
“And as your friend, I refuse. If you’d like to fire me after this is over, it’s all well and good; I’d rather like a vacation, after all of this nonsense.”
6. “You shouldn’t speak to me like that. You are royalty, and our friendship is-”
“I have long considered you my brother. And I will not betray family to anyone… Not even those who share my blood.”
7. “Rough night?”
“One of those where I just want to throw off my crown and burn the palace to ash rather than deal with political drama for one minute more.”
“… Come on. Let’s spar for a bit.”
8. “You’re lucky, you know? You could just… Leave. Walk out that door and disappear. If I tried that, I’d wind up dead within a week because some neighboring king borrowed my head.”
“And that’s what you have me for.”
9. “The king is going to try to kill you.”
“Why are you telling me this? You work for him.”
“I chose my side a long time ago.”
10. “I’ve lost it all: my kingdom, my crown, my claim to my family… What do I have left?”
“An annoying bodyguard that found some shelter, for one.”
“You should leave me. Everyone else has, and I certainly can’t pay you.”
“Hm. Interesting thoughts, but no. Now shut up and get to the shelter.”
“How are you, then?”
That was all it took for me to shatter.
“Why did you do that? You could have been killed!”
“Look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t know.”
“You saved me. Why?”
“I don’t expect you to understand. Not right now. But I’m asking you to remember it.”
Person A: Look just because I’ve done some things doesn’t mean you’re old enough to do those things too
Person B: I’m 5 years older than you
I know I’ve been posting a lot of nsfw things lately but I needed to say this.
eating ice cream with your lover.
thank.
