#incoreect quotes

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Erik: Welcome to my dark and foreboding lair filled with candles in extremely impractical positions

Erik*turns and his cloak instantly catches on fire*:

Ares: So if I run into that wall

Ares:Headfirst

Ares: Full strength

Ares: And I DON’T break my skull

Ares: I get three hundred bucks?

Hephaestus: Basically yeah

Ares: Seems legit

Aphrodite: HEY NO-

Artemis, going through Aphrodite’s suitcase: What’s this? I said take only what you need to survive!

Aphrodite: It’s my industrial strength hair dryer, and I can’t live without it!

Persephone: Why are Zeus and Poseidon sitting back to back?

Hades: They got into a fight.

Persephone: Why are they holding hands?

Hades: Poseidon gets sad when they fight.

Ares: I’m not getting into anymore stupid arguements with you anymore, starting now.

Apollo:

Apollo: Aphrodite is average looking

Ares: wha-average?! Have yoU SEEN HER???

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