#incoreect quotes
Erik: Welcome to my dark and foreboding lair filled with candles in extremely impractical positions
Erik*turns and his cloak instantly catches on fire*:
Ares: So if I run into that wall
Ares:Headfirst
Ares: Full strength
Ares: And I DON’T break my skull
Ares: I get three hundred bucks?
Hephaestus: Basically yeah
Ares: Seems legit
Aphrodite: HEY NO-
Artemis, going through Aphrodite’s suitcase: What’s this? I said take only what you need to survive!
Aphrodite: It’s my industrial strength hair dryer, and I can’t live without it!
Persephone: Why are Zeus and Poseidon sitting back to back?
Hades: They got into a fight.
Persephone: Why are they holding hands?
Hades: Poseidon gets sad when they fight.
Ares: I’m not getting into anymore stupid arguements with you anymore, starting now.
Apollo:
Apollo: Aphrodite is average looking
Ares: wha-average?! Have yoU SEEN HER???