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Mingi: has anyone seen hongjoong hyung?
Hongjoong, lying face down on the floor:present
Yunho, rushing into seongjoong’s room: GUYS THE-
Hongjoong, whispering: SHHH Yeosang just fell asleep don’t wake him up
Yunho, whispering:Oh
Seonghwa, whispering: It’s ok what’s going on?
Yunho, still whispering: The dorm’s on fire
Niko: I once went on holiday and pretended to be twins. It was amazing fun. I invented this mad, glamorous sibling and went around really annoying everybody. And d'you know, I could get away with anything when I was my crazy twin Niko.
Aleksi: But you’re Niko.
Niko: Kinda stuck. It’s a long story.
Joonas: Why do we fight over stupid shit?
Joel: Because I say stupid shit.
Joel: We are screwed.
Aleksi: Hey, no, hey. I don’t wanna hear that defeatist attitude. I wanna hear you upbeat!
Joel: [cheerfully] We’re screwed!
Aleksi: There you go!
Joonas: If you’re not just a little bit gay for your friends, what kind of friend are you?
Joonas: Niko has no survival skills, his need to win has replaced them.
Olli: That can’t be true!
Joonas: Watch this.
Joonas: Hey Niko, race you to the bottom of the stairs!
Niko: *Throws himself out a window*
Niko, smugly, after security arrives to escort Joonas and Aleksi out: So, do you wanna walk out of here or do you wanna be carried out?
Joonas, in defeat: Let’s go.
Aleksi: Wait.
Joonas: What?
Aleksi: I’d kinda like to be carried out…
Joel: I love you.
Joonas, not paying attention: What was that?
Joel: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-
Olli: Synonyms are weird because if I invite you to my cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.
Joonas: My favorite is explaining the difference between a “butt dial” and a “booty call”.
Tommi: It’s called connotations.
Niko: Try this one for size! “Forgive me, Father, I have sinned” versus “Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty”.
Joel: Great news! Language is now banned.
Olli: Can I have some?
Joonas, mouth full of cheesecake: It’s really spicy, you wouldn’t like it.
Niko: Isn’t it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?
Olli: I hate when people ask me, ‘What did you do today?’ Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t KNOW!
Joel: Could you be any more annoying?Joonas:Easily.
Joel: But that’s censorship.
Aleksi: Well done. You are correct. You’re being censored. Now go.
Olli: Shouldn’t get stressed out, it’s not good for the baby.
Aleksi: What baby?
Olli, crying a bit: Me.
Tommi: Don’t weep for the stupid. You’ll be crying all day.
Joonas: When we were in high school I watched Joel yell “FUCK OFF” at the top of his lungs and then his phone started ringing and he picked it up and said “hi mama” in the softest fucking voice I’d ever heard.
[The S1 TMA gang in the break room]
Tim: is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Sasha: yeah I think so
Jon: could be
Martin:doesANYONE in this goddamn archive ever think before they S P E A K?!
Johnny any time he gets to drive: “wow better show off!”
