#incorrect quote
Doc: I’m a powerful man. I can walk into a McDonald’s and order soup, and they’ll make it.
Ren: I accidentally ate Cub’s cake, how long do you think I’ll live?
Scar: Ten
Ren: Ten what?
Scar: Nine
Grian to Doc: Hey don’t hurt me! I’m your hottest friend- wait no that’s Ren
Grian: Im your nicest friend! No that’s Gem…
Both:
Grian: I’m your friend!
Jevin to Xisuma: She called me the b word!
Cleo: Motherfucker doesn’t start with a b
why I shouldn’t be in alice in borderland | part eight
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me: oh how unfortunate. I’m injured! Ann, you’ll have to treat my wounds!
chishiya, being an ass: I can treat them, I’m a med student.
me: *glares at chishiya* ANN, you’ll have to treat my wounds!
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More quotes :]
Frog: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Miss Monster: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Turtle: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Kitty: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
NA: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF.
logan, not knowing what it means: would you like to sleep together tonight?
patton, red as a tomato: uh… um…
logan: is there a problem?
patton: you… you do know what sleeping together is, right?
logan: of course i do. it’s when two people sleep in the same room. virgil says he and roman sleep together all the time.
patton:[chokes]
Percival: Why do you go to sleep so late?
Elyan: [looking off into the distance] There’s no rest for the wicked.
Percival:
Elyan:
Gwen: Cat videos. He stays up late watching cat videos.
Jamil: Has anyone told you today that you’re really fucking annoying?
Kalim,hurt:N-No…
Jamil: ᴳᵒᵒᵈ˒ ᴵ ᵈᶤᵈᶰ’ᵗ ʷᵃᶰᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵏᶤˡˡ ᵃᶰʸᵒᶰᵉ ᵗᵒᵈᵃʸˑ
Mathias: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
Walter: Well, that would suck because you can’t microwave metal.
Joachim: Good morning to everyone except these two.
