#incorrect tsoa
achilles every time ppl offered him girl servants to spend the night with in phthia:
Odysseus: Hey, Patroclus, can you take out the trash?
Patroclus: I would, but you’re already outside.
Odysseus:
Patroclus: *high fives Achilles*
Patroclus: *completely serious* I have to get something off my chest…
Achilles:is it your shirt?? I hope its your shirt please
Patroclus: Just to be sure, are you asking me romantically or platonically?
Achilles, down on one knee, ring still out: You did not just fucking ask me that-
*Patroclus and Achilles sleeping together in Pelion*
Achilles: night night, sleep tight, don’t let the fury outside the cave drag you down to Tartarus
Patroclus: thaT DOESN’T EVEN RHYME-
we all know achilles would be a slytherin but what would my boi patroclus be? a ravenclaw or a hufflepuff?
oh to be a young, beautiful boy walking barefoot and carefree as his hair is softly blown by the fresh winds of north under the bright sun, in his way to his secret encounter with his lover, a lovely boy with dazzling eyes, in the mesmerizing and far away lands of ancient greece
Achilles: Have you ever had that feeling in your chest that something is just so beautiful that it makes your heart ache?
Patroclus:Yes…
Patroclus: *whispering* Everytime I’m with you…
