#tsoa memes

the song of achilles: basically

patroclus: oh no he’s hot

achilles: omg mom you’re embarrassing me get out of my room it isNT A PHASE

thetis: [homophobic hissing]

chiron: i ship it

odysseus: pff dude same

*Patroclus and Achilles sleeping together in Pelion*

Achilles: night night, sleep tight, don’t let the fury outside the cave drag you down to Tartarus

Patroclus: thaT DOESN’T EVEN RHYME-

Achilles: I gave Agamemnon a get well soon card

Odysseus: That’s surprisingly nice of you

Achilles: He’s not sick I just think he should do better