#achilles x patroclus

Some of ya’ll didnt go riding into battle between greece and troy in ur bf’s armor and it shows-

I just finished Song Of Achilles and my eyes burn with the weight of unshed tears. Even though, I, as a greek myth fanatic, knew how the story ended, I still hoped against all hope that they would live. They had a love like no others; Achilles fought a river for Patroclus and Patroclus d!ed for Achille’s honour. Plz read the book so we can cry together….

thaliasthunder:

achilles every time ppl offered him girl servants to spend the night with in phthia:

scarecrux:

If you have to go, you know I will go with you

Life post-Patroclus from Achilles’s point of view.

*whisper shouting* are you kidding me

i will reread this book until it falls apart in my hands

The Song of Achilles // Madeline Miller // Read #4

airett-archive:

y'all gay bitches are so fucking emotional all i have to do is say “name one hero who was happy” an they burst into tears

i’m gay bitches

tarvek-sturmvoraus:

“What is significant about fan fiction is that it often spins the kind of stories that showrunners wouldn’t think to tell, because fanficcers often come from a different demographic. The discomfort seems to be not that the shows are being reinterpreted by fans, but that they are being reinterpreted by the wrong sorts of fans - women, people of colour, queer kids, horny teenagers, people who are not professional writers, people who actually care about continuity (sorry). The proper way for cultural mythmaking to progress, it is implied, is for privileged men to recreate the works of privileged men from previous generations whilst everyone else listens quietly.”

—Sherlock and the Adventure of the Overzealous Fanbase by Laurie Penny  (via basilandtheblues)

louder for the people in the back

Odysseus: Hey, Patroclus, can you take out the trash?

Patroclus: I would, but you’re already outside.

Odysseus:

Patroclus: *high fives Achilles*

Patroclus: *completely serious* I have to get something off my chest…

Achilles:is it your shirt?? I hope its your shirt please

Patroclus: Just to be sure, are you asking me romantically or platonically?

Achilles, down on one knee, ring still out: You did not just fucking ask me that-

Odysseus:are you a cuddler?

Achilles: I AM A MACHINE OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION-

Patroclus: yeah he’s a cuddler.

Odysseus, reading a fortune cookie: if you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.

Achilles, with a mouth full of takeout: kill two

Patroclus: please promise me you won’t die in battle. I’m scared.

Achilles: death?the onlythings that aredeadare my coremusclesbecause I’m alwayson myGRINDChiron 4:13

the song of achilles: basically

patroclus: oh no he’s hot

achilles: omg mom you’re embarrassing me get out of my room it isNT A PHASE

thetis: [homophobic hissing]

chiron: i ship it

odysseus: pff dude same

Patroclus: you know, Penelope gives Odysseus flowers everyday. I wish you’d do that too

Achilles:okay

*the next day*

Achilles: *gives Odysseus flowers*

Odysseus:??????

Achilles: I don’t know. I’m confused aswell

Patroclus: hey what do you want for dinner tonight?

Achilles: your dick

Achilles: *pick sorry autocorrect sucks

Patroclus:

Patroclus:

Achilles:

Patroclus: Achilles this is a verbal conversation

*Patroclus and Achilles sleeping together in Pelion*

Achilles: night night, sleep tight, don’t let the fury outside the cave drag you down to Tartarus

Patroclus: thaT DOESN’T EVEN RHYME-

HEYY super cool, fun, exiting, super, mega cool news: I’m writing a book!! (Ok fine its a fanfic mais tu n'es pas amusant alors c'est nul)

My name on Wattpad is @Hcrmcs and I dont have AO3

Translation: Mon nom sur Wattpad est @Hcrmcs et je n'ai pas AO3

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It gonna be a patrochilles one (obvs) but I’m currently struggling to get a plot down for one where theyre already friends (imposter syndrome do be playin up rn aha) so if you have any tips, a dm would be EXTREMELY appreciated et je t'aimerais tellement, mwah mwah<33 ❤

Also, just started summer break so expect more cool content ✌

(I do speak French, it’s my og language btw lmao si vous pouvez lire ceci, alors je t'aime, dm moi s'il vous plaît belle personne. ❤

Mais si vous avez utilisé Google Translate, alors uuhh continue de me dm, vous êtes un sournois, sournois bâtard )

Achilles: You’re a piece of shit!

Agamemnon: No, you’re a piece of shit!

Odysseus(being the smart ass he is): As far as I’m concerned, you’re BOTH pieces of shit. Yeah, I can prove it mathematically. Actually, let me grab my whiteboard. This has been a long time coming anyway.

Hector: I’ll be honest, I feel like you don’t like me

Achilles: I thought I had made this clear after the 12th time I tried to kill you