#incorrect witcher quotes

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unbury-the-gays:

Did it hurt

Kiyan: Did it hurt when you-

Adrien: Oh aww, Kitty you flirt!

Adrien: Fell from heaven? Fell for you??

Kiyan: -broke through and crawled out of the depths of hell.

Adrien:

Adrien: Yes but it was worth it coz I saw you <3

unbury-the-gays:

Pretty Boy

Kiyan: Listen here, pretty boy-

Adrien: Why is pretty boy even considered an insult?

Kiyan:It’s-

Adrien: Call me pretty boy again~

Kiyan:

Adrien: Call me pretty boy again, I dare you. I’m gonna be the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen. <3

Jaskier, shopping for a pretty outfit: This is outrageous. The ones I like don’t have pockets.

Jaskier: Is there anything worse than having no pockets in your fancy outfit?

Yennefer: Yeah, having fake pockets.

Geralt: Yen! What the hell do you think you’re doing?

Yennefer: Trying to kiss Jaskier?

Geralt:Youcannot kiss him. He’s-He’s off limits…

Jaskier, a needy whining mess: But why? We’re both vaccinated!

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