i love this so much for so many reasons and i could go on a tangent about how it’s great to see an older musician who had to hide being gay bonding with a younger one who is open and proud but like, my mind is so melted at the costumes lmao
MR PORTER and director Mr Matthew Vaughn have created a bespoke collection for ‘Kingsman: The Secret Service’, to be released autumn 2014. Each piece is crafted in Britain by heritage manufacturers, from the tailoring to the ties. “Men’s style has always been inspired by the look of leading men in film but this is the first time that the costumes for a movie have been conceived with the idea of selling those clothes to the film’s audience” says our buying director Mr Toby Bateman.
Delightful Kingsman commission for PhenrirMailoki, who wanted the guys celebrating after a success and Eggsy getting a little too tipsy and a little too… handsy with Harry.
Eggsy is very affectionate, tracing patterns over your hips and kissing over each mark he left of your skin. Giggly kisses and cuddles, pressing close to you just for the sake of being close. Just soft ‘i love you’s and basking in the afterglow.
B | Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Eggsy is very proud of his body as a whole, especially after all the Kingsman training he went through. He loves how he can catch you staring when he takes off his shirt. He especially loves when you leave scratches and marks on his chest.
He is an ass man, a hundred and ten percent. He will grab your ass whenever and wherever he has no shame, he will look so smug when he does too. You let out some small noise and you look over at him just to see that smut look in his eyes.
C | Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
Eggsy goes wild when he sees his cum dripping your lips or cum on your face at all. His heart races at how blissful you look when he does or the claiming implication of it all. Just the mess of his release across your lips gets him all worked up all over again.
D | Dirty Secret(Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He would never admit it but the sounds you make over the comms during fights turn him on. They get him thinking about how hot you look after missions, sweating and disheveled and it takes everything in him to not pop a boner right in the middle of a fight. He has to think about twenty different things before he’s over it.
E | Experience(How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Eggsy is very experienced, mostly with women but he’s had a few male partners in the past. He’s not as well refined with his skills around men but he’s a quick learner and after just a few nights together, he will know everything that makes you squirm and whine.
F | Favourite Position(This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
He’s adventurous and spontaneous so he will always be finding new positions for you two, making it very hard to find a favorite. He loves anything that will get complaints from your neighbors about your noise level. He likes making you scream his name.
G | Goofy(Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
It depends on the kind of mood he’s in. He can be goofy and teasing when it’s some special night or something really good happened. He just has the widest smile and kisses all over your face, laughing and it’s just vanilla and joyful. Just happy, intimate moments with the love of his life.
H | Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
He’s well-groomed, as expected of a Kingsman but he’s not smooth skin. He’s got some hair on his chest and a definite happy trail that you can’t help but find kinda hot.
I | Intimacy(How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
As I said, it depends on the kind of mood he’s in. Like if it was a mission gone wrong and he almost lost you, you bet it’s gonna be intimate and intense. Not physically but emotionally. Just like, holding you close and muttering how much he loves you and how much you mean to him between kisses as he makes love to you.
J | Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
Eggsy is a healthy young man with needs and being Kingsman agents, you two won’t always be on missions together or have time off together. So, he has times where he has to find time to rub one out at the thought of you. If he hasn’t had time to head back to wherever he’s staying to get some rest, then he’ll try his best in some secluded place during his mission.
K | Kink (One or more of their kinks)
As previously mentioned, Eggsy is adventurous which means trying everything at least once. He does have an exhibitionist kink for sure, Merlin especially knows that and he wishes he didn’t. Cum play too, just seeing his release mark your skin or leak out of you gets him hard all over again.
L | Location(Favourite places to do the do)
Location isn’t hugely important to him, as long as he gets you off first. If you two have the time and privacy, all you have to do is say the word and he will wreck you against the nearest surface you two can find. Even if you don’t have the privacy, he will wreck you. He loves making you struggle to stay quiet.
M | Motivation(What turns them on, gets them going)
Just about anything you do can get him into the mood. Your ass, your body, your voice, the way you look in the Kingsman suits. You just turn him on the moment you walk into the room, it makes his head spin.
N | NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
I don’t see Eggsy into anything too extreme, such as blood play or anything truly life-threatening. Like he will love spanking you but choking is bad after a certain extent.
O | Oral(Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
He’s not the best at blowjobs but he will gladly give them if you two have a time crunch. He loves being the one to make you squirm and whine, just for his ears alone. What he loves best is fucking your mouth and making a mess all over your face. That always gets him off the fastest.
P | Pace(Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
He can be either, it just depends on his mood or the kind of day he’s had. If he’s upset or frustrated, he will fuck you hard and rough. If it was a kind of down day, he’s intimate and just needs to feel you close. Good days leads to just goody, fun sex with smiles and kisses and sweet nothings shares against each other’s lips.
Q | Quickie(Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
Quickies are an often thing for the two of you, both being agents. Missions take up most of your time so there’s very little personal time and because of the glasses, little privacy. So, you two will take advantage of any time or slight privacy you can get.
R | Risk(Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
Eggsy lives for risks, that’s why he loves being a Kingsman agent so much. Risks mean interesting and exciting so he loves incorporating risks into your sex life. Merlin doesn’t appreciate his love of risk as much.
S | Stamina(How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
His stamina has always been pretty high but after joining the agency, it’s shot way up there. He can go for a couple of rounds without breaking a sweat and a few more without really tiring. You can’t quite keep up over half the time.
T | Toy(Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Eggsy loves using toys on you but it’s honestly a rarity that they’re used at all. Neither of you would like to explain to airport security if they end up going through your luggage to find the toys.
U | Unfair(how much they like to tease)
He loves to tease, he loves making you squirm and whine and beg for him to fuck you. He is completely unfair and will take every opportunity to tease you. Taking off his shirt, biting his lip, whispering all the things he wants to do to you in your ear as he grabs your ass.
V | Volume(How loud they are, what sounds they make)
Eggsy isn’t really loud. Dirty talk, yes but he mostly groans and moans in your ear where it’s just loud enough for only you to hear. He gets a little louder when he cums though, moaning your name aloud.
W | Wild Card(Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
If you pull on Eggsy’s hair, he will ram into you until you can’t feel your legs. Like scratches and marks work him up but hair pulling practically makes him nut right then and there. You’ll have bruises on your thighs and hips from how hard he gripped onto you when you tug on his hair.
X | X-Ray(Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
He doesn’t have the length but he has girth for sure. It’s not like some overdramatic kind of thick but it definitely has some weight in your hand and gives you that wonderful full feeling.
Y | Yearning(How high is their sex drive?)
He has a very high sex drive. The slightest things set him off and he can go for hours, so you have a difficult time keeping up with him at times but he will never push for sex. He can be in the mood when you’re not but more than willing to just lay there and talk or cuddle.
Z | ZZZ(… how quickly they fall asleep afterward)
He takes a bit to fall asleep but not too long. He just likes to lay there and kiss you for a while, holding you close to his chest and just feeling your warmth against him.
Hey, guys, I have something for you. ;) Here are: • dark!Merlin • sweet!Harry (likes Eggsy but doesn’t show it) • Eggsy (tried to fuck up Harry and Merlin but finally fucked up himself).
Now he is sitting in his “safe place”, pretending not to be smelled out and knowing that the vengeance is already coming. Merlin: We’re gonna do this my way. Harry: Excuse me? Merlin: I’ve found that little bastard. Harry: No, Merlin, look… I can’t stand violence. Just not good at this thing! Merlin: Luckily, I’m an expert. Harry: I do not want to hurt him. Merlin: Talk to him, let him see his mistakes. Then I’ll hit him. I’m not gonna enjoy it. But I must as they say. I only want the truth, the all truth. And by the time I’ll finish with him, God, I’ll know everything.
