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A firegate for a fireplace.
Most likely made by Burnham Boiler Company than ran out of Irvingon, New York. Burhman is still in operation as U.S. Boiler Company located in Lancaster, PA.
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Awkward
Yang: “How did last night go with Jaune? Was it bad? Do I have to punch him?”
Ruby, holding one of Qrow’s liquor bottles: “So uh, the date went well.” *pops it open*
Yang:“Uh-huh?”
Ruby: “We got back to his room. All our clothes came off, he asked if I was sure I was ready to make this happen.”
Yang: “Yeah, and?”
Ruby: “I saluted him and said ‘Aye-aye Cap'n!’”
Yang:.
Ruby: *takes a big swig* “And that’s the story of why I’m still a virgin and also drinking.”
Bro Life
Jaune, hugging Ruby: “Even though you’re a girl, you’re still my bro!”
Ruby, sniffling: “Yeah! Bros for life! … We can still bang though right?”
Jaune: “Ruby. Just cause you’re in the bro-zone, doesn’t mean you can’t get the bro-bone.”
Enjoying Dessert
Ruby: Jaune, can you make a cream pie?
Jaune: A creampie?! Well… *Blushing*Yes
Ruby: Great, can you do one for me?
Jaune: What?!!
Ruby:*Puppy eyes*Please~
Jaune: If that is what you want.
Moments later:
Ruby: Fuck~ I told you a Cream Pie, not a Creampie! Ahh~
Jaune: So you want me to stop?
Ruby: Don’t you fucking dare! Mmm~
Ruby:*Giving Jaune the gluk-gluk 3000*
Jaune: Fuck princess, that is so good. *Gluk intensifies* Now for some of what every good princess needs, a little pea–
~~Three Weeks Later~~
Jaune: And that’s why I haven’t gotten my dick sucked in nearly a month.
Sun: You played with fire my friend and unfortunately, you weren’t just burned but outright incinerated.
Mercury: And for what? ‘Peashooter’? What are you, fucking stupid? Sleep deprived?
Yang: *Begging, thoroughly traumatized by the intimate knowledge of Ruby’s suckgame* Fuck, can we just play cards!?
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This started out much cuter with a princess carry but it’s 5:01 AM and I can’t sleep despite really wanting to. At least this Jaune’s Father thing is fun to write.
Ruby: I can’t be friends with someone like you.
Jaune: I always suspected as much. Well, it’s no more than I deserve-
Ruby: We should become a couple instead.
Jaune: !
Yang: I don’t like how close Ruby and Jaune are getting.
Blake: I’m sure your sister will be fine.
Yang: I need to split them up. But how?
Blake: If I do this, will you focus on the mission?
Yang: Yeah, of course!
Blake: (Clicks walkie-talkie) Lancaster, this is Bumblby, over.
Jaune: (Via comms) Read you loud and clear, Bumblby… Uh, over!
Blake: Hey, real quick, why’s Jaune the only one answering the walkie-talkie?
Jaune: (Looks at Ruby)
Ruby: (Glares at him) Yeah, Jaune, why is that?
Jaune:because you want to play super ninja journey and tossed me the radio. Plus why is it just Blake answering?
Ruby:fair.
Yang: Vb is right why don’t you let me answer the radio!
Blake:*you win this time Jaune*
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Nine Days of Lancaster!
The lovely people of the Kingdom of Lancaster Discord server have come together, lead by AdAstra27, to organize another Nine Days of Lancaster!
The event runs from May 28th to June 5th and prompts are displayed below!
There are two prompts available per day, but you aren’t required to do both, nor do you have to do every single prompt or day. Just do what whichever ones you feel like and help us celebrate these two dorks and this wholesome ship!
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Edits in this post made by me
Jaune and Ruby art by Ein Lee
Lancaster emblem made by Emperial-Dawn
