#mbti things
Types of people - yungblud songs
Parents - kissing in crowded rooms, small acts of rebellion, smudged eyeliner, tangled chains, rolled eyes and middle fingers, chipped nails
Psychotic kids - whispered arguments, silent agreements, internal anger, assumptions, long nights, secret diaries and messy handwriting
Weird!- trying new things, coffee too late at night, headphones and closed eyes, long journeys, relationships that never last
California - protests, being ignored even when you’re right, cynical, swearing to get a reaction, future plans, blunt realities, scream shouting
Types of people - piercings #2
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Nipples - absolute psycho, like are you ok, why did I think it wouldn’t hurt oml, bitten lips and flirty eyes, scrolling through tumblr at 2am, kinky little shit, decisions based on spite
Conch - Pinterest queen,wants to be unique, shouldn’t have gotten it done with a hoop and regrets it daily,this is a personal attack, says the weirdest things in the middle of conversation
Nostril - likes trying new things, is constantly afraid of being judged, has a better Instagram feed than you, matching jewellery, lip gloss and curled hair, owns too many pairs of shoes
Helix - a basic bitch, which is an absolute vibe don’t let misogyny fool ya, the Starbucks Stan, ugg boots and motivational quotes, really nice when you get to know them, dream catchers
Types of people - I-L
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I - never indoors, worn out trainers, morning person, windswept hair and reddened cheeks, finds walks fun somehow, rope swings in the forest, 10000 hoodies in their room
J - messy buns and oversized t shirts, spends all their money on food, netflix for hours on end, does homework the night before every time, looks completely different when they dress up
K - sporty af, always injured, probably has crutches in a cupboard somewhere, athleisure, leggings as pants 24/7, no social life though because they’re always at matches
L - can’t catch to save their life, clumsy to the point of danger, like trips over air level of clumsy, tries their hardest at everything they can anyway, would love to play a sport
Types of people - heaven and hell
Heaven - lie ins, satisfied smiles, matching stationary, movie nights with popcorn and friends, fluffy socks, having breakfast in bed, naming houseplants, big comfy jumpers, the smell of freshly baked cookies, skincare routines, bullet journals, the studyblr tag, stretching when you wake up, cute group chat names, pastel colours, blowing nails dry, curling your hair, FaceTiming friends for hours on end
Hell - thick eyeliner, sarcastic smirks, getting drunk with friends, safety pins, making bad decisions because you’re prepared for the consequences, ‘it was worth it’, trying not to laugh in formal situations, exploring abandoned places, acting fearless, staying up late and watching horror films in the dark, 3am, tarot cards and ouija boards, layered necklaces, sage sticks and crystals, middle fingers
Types of people - gum
Requested by @pachowpachowbucket
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Bubblegum - the most fun, works hard, naps for life, fluffy jumpers with ears on the hood, mittens, sudden bursts of energy, animal lover, pastel Instagram feed, homemade cookies
Peppermint - shy until you know them, hair tucked behind ears, gives the most thoughtful gifts, always neat, very soft spoken unless they’re defending a friend, plant mum
Grape - giggles in quiet rooms, room is fun of empty cans and crisp packets, weird taste in everything, can’t keep relationships, statement jewellery, indecisive, runs a Depop shop
Spearmint - reminds the teacher there’s homework due, constantly reading, drinks herbal teas and nothing else, minimalistic, perfect posture, habit of overthinking
Cinnamon - quirky af, Lana del ray on repeat, big curls, sunglasses perched on top of their head, caffeine addiction,wispy eyelashes, pretty handwriting, big laughs, thrives in autumn
reasons i hate school
when your english teacher says “now you have to interpret this poem, it can have so many meanings, which may be hard for all you logical minded people” and you want to blow your own brains out because that’s you but you don’t get the meaning because the poem is about a fucking red wheel barrow (i edited the name bc people were getting “triggered” at me, i was trying to meme goodness) (second small edit: this is an anecdote from my english teacher, not myself lol)
golden pair¿?
me texting my infj friend a bunch of golden pair posts and both of us agreeing that it is in fact us (the rest of our group consists of two infps, an enfp, an isfp, and an isfj)
