#no really
I thought I wanted sex, really I just wanted to sleep.
A short Story, by me.
depiction is not the same as glorification and I need people to get that
depiction from the POV of a character who thinks it’s okay is still not glorification
So apparently, over the summer, Quibi (the shortest-lasting streaming service ever lmao) did a quarantine project called “Home Movie: The Princess Bride” where a bunch of celebrities recreated The Princess Bride in tiny chunks at home.
And like there was no permanent cast, all these celebrities seem to have gotten a scene or part of a scene to do (i’m not sure exactly, I did not ever watch Quibi and thus haven’t seen this yet), and then they just… recreated it as best they could. At home. Under quarantine.
So like, you had Jennifer Garner in a blanket cape playing Princess Buttercup AND the Booing Old Woman with a crowd comprised entirely of stuffed animals:
Or Taika Waititi paying Westley off a badly-drawn Inigo on a piece of cardboard held in front of someone’s face:
And it’s all just delightful.
But my absolute favorite part of this thing that I’ve sadly never seen but assume is probably absolutely hilarious and a treasure and I want to find it some day and watch the whole thing… is that Carey Elwes is in it.
As Prince Fucking Humperdink.
Here ya go
i actually cannot wrap my head around the da4 title. dreadwolf? and its just one word all of a sudden? in bright purple 80s synthwavecore like girl help? and besides that what fucking game is just named after the villain??? dragon age 2: meredith? like it SUCKS
Ah yes we have Dragon Age: Archdemon, Dragon Age: Corypheus and Dragon Age: Anders
here let me help u since u dont have any reading comprehension
Damn, smart kids
If you guys have any questions/comments/post suggestions, don’t hesitate to send me an ask. I love hearing from you all.
touching grass isn’t enough i need to be
whenxbox reblogs one of your gifsets
who wants to pay for tumblr we already pay with our dignity
hey anyone here keeping up with the bnha manga updates and if yes are you okay mentally
Current bids at time of writing (2am EST June 28 2021)
- $55 to name the black and white girl “Harrowhark” (Nonagesimus, one assumes)
- $55 to name the grey and white boy “Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All”
Personally I think these are perfect names, but God knows what will happen if someone slaps down $60 to name Harrowhark “Rizzo”
Good morning! Bids are now currently
- $57 for “Karen”
- $60 for “Wilfrid”
Good afternoon
- $61 for “Anything but Karen” was beaten out by $65 for “Harrowhark”
- Still $60 for “Wilfrid”
Don’t you want to name a kitten???
They spent their first week with us, so I can confirm that they are very soft and wriggly and sweet!
Their mama Bear needed an emergency c-section and for a brand new organization that was a pretty big expense.
Worth it though.
Someone: How was No Way Home?
Me:
if I’m going to think about them, so will you
Sallust really went FuCK modern capitalism and also these two-faced bitches everywhere!! and called it a day, huh?