“i want (super popular celebrity) to be in the pjo show!” but like. what if the most weird celebs were in it. imagine there’s a crowd scene and you see fuckin gerard way or somethin
I think that Disney should give us Logan Lerman as Poseidon in the upcoming Percy-Jackson-Series. We deserve an excuse for what they did to us with the Perry-Johnson-Movies… and I’m willing to accept this, and only this as a valid compensation.
I heard some people have been wanted to read Percy Jackson but if he swore a bunch (because we all know he would of) and I have took it upon myself to do so. It’s currently being posted on AO3 but if people want I can post it on tumblr too!
It’s called “Percy Jackson and the Swearing Thief” part of the “Percy Jackson Says Fuck” series and I’m planning on doing the entire first series.
So if ur interested in that, let me know cuz I think it’s funny.
“If you’re reading this because you think you might be one, my advice is: close this book right now. Believe whatever lie your mom and dad told you about your birth, and try to lead a normal life.
Being a half-blood is dangerous. It’s scary. Most of the time, it gets you killed in painful nasty ways.
If you’re a normal kid, reading this because you think it’s fiction, great. Read on. I envy you for being able to believe none of this ever happened.
But if you recognize yourself in these pages-if you feel something stirring inside- stop reading immediately. You might be one of us. And once you know that, it’s only a matter of time before THEY sense it too, and they’ll come for you.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.”
Im going to die when I hear this words on the new adaptation
