#pjo funny
rob making the lightning thief musical soundtrack
Will: What state are you in?
Nico: A depressed one
i bet you rick already knows who the main trio are and is just bein a lil bitch again /lh
nah cause percy in the tlt musical spraying air freshener whenever gabe came in was killing me
do y’all remember that era where logan lerman was the face of percy’s wikipedia page
“i want (super popular celebrity) to be in the pjo show!” but like. what if the most weird celebs were in it. imagine there’s a crowd scene and you see fuckin gerard way or somethin
Annabeth: hey, can i ask you guys something? how are you both so happy, doesn’t it weigh on you that the whole world might be ending?
Leo: can i tell her our secret?
Piper: *nods her head*
Leo: come here
Annabeth: *leans her head toward Leo*
Leo: we’re very very…stupid!
Percy: What flavour is this?
Annabeth: This is shampoo…
Percy: What flavour tho? It’s so blue!
Annabeth:…
Piper: Answer him
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Piper: Truth or Dare?
Annabeth: Percy can’t do dares.
Piper:Why?
Percy:I have no regard for my personal safety.
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Grover: What is the capital of Belgium
Percy:Waffle
Annabeth,thinking: Is he serious???
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Apollo: Here is the hand sanitizer you asked for.
Athena: Thanks! Keeping your hands clean is important.
Dionysus, drinking his fifth shot: I think keeping your insides clean is more important
Athena:NO
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Hermes: *pouring Coffee into his energy drink*
Athena: dude just do cocain
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Athena: so you are like 13, right?
Annabeth: Mom, I’m 17!
Athena: great I know nothing about children
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Poseidon: Look! Athena is smiling in her sleep
Apollo:Aww
Poseideon: I wonder how she killed me this time
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[Midnight emergency meeting of cabin 10]
Piper: Are you wearing make up?
Drew: Of course! If I die in my sleep or get murdered in the middle of the night I need to look drop dead gorgeous!
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Annabeth: it’s so dark in here! Do you have a flashlight?
Percy: I don’t need one cuz I have all the light I need in here-
Annabeth:Aww
Percy: on my feet *stomps and shoes start flashing*
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Annabeth: *driving a car*
Percy, looking out the window:OMG
Annabeth: WHAT?! WHAT!!
Percy: that dog is so fluffy
Annabeth: I THOUGHT SOMETHING DANGEROUS HAS HAPPENED!
Percy: nah… just cool dogs…
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Frank: What if Hazel kisses me?
Percy: You kiss her back!
Frank: Okay, but why her back?
Percy:…
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Nico: I’m tired of people telling me to ‘Go to the infirmary’ and that I’ve 'lost a lot of blood’. It’s my stab wound, not yours. So stay out of it.
Will: YOU GOT STABBED???!
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Percy: Ugh, class was so boring
Annabeth: How would you know? You were asleep the whole time!
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Leo: I’ve been learning a lot about computers in IT class but I’m still waiting for the clown
Annabeth: I have to tell you something…
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Percy: I wanna cuddle with you 23/7
Annabeth: Why not 24/7
Percy: snack breaks
Annabeth: … of course
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Annabeth: I’m back!
Piper: Cool, Leo broke all the toilets and Percy’s hand is stuck on the ceiling.
Annabeth: I was gone for 10 minutes.
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Annabeth: It’s time to wake up and be an adult!
Percy: *aggressively sobs*
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Percy : Due to personal reasons I will not be helping you
Apollo: And what are your personal reasons?
Percy : I just don’t want to
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Annabeth: Swear words are illegal now. If say one, you’ll be fined.
Percy:Heck.
Annabeth: You are on thin fucking ice!
Annabeth: oh no
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Percy: A milkshake with two straws, please.
Annabeth: *smiles like a dork*
Percy: Look how dam fast I can drink this!
Percy: *drinks milkshake with both straws*
Annabeth, thinking: Is he sirious???
Annabeth: You know what, why don’t we turn this into a competition?! ANOTHER ONE, PLEASE!!!
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