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Annabeth: hey, can i ask you guys something? how are you both so happy, doesn’t it weigh on you that the whole world might be ending?

Leo: can i tell her our secret?

Piper: *nods her head*

Leo: come here

Annabeth: *leans her head toward Leo*

Leo: we’re very very…stupid!

Percy: What flavour is this?

Annabeth: This is shampoo…

Percy: What flavour tho? It’s so blue!


Piper: Answer him

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Piper: Truth or Dare?

Annabeth: Percy can’t do dares.


Percy:I have no regard for my personal safety.

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Grover: What is the capital of Belgium


Annabeth,thinking: Is he serious???

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Apollo: Here is the hand sanitizer you asked for.

Athena: Thanks! Keeping your hands clean is important.

Dionysus, drinking his fifth shot: I think keeping your insides clean is more important


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Hermes: *pouring Coffee into his energy drink*

Athena: dude just do cocain

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Athena: so you are like 13, right?

Annabeth: Mom, I’m 17!

Athena: great I know nothing about children

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Poseidon: Look! Athena is smiling in her sleep


Poseideon: I wonder how she killed me this time

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[Midnight emergency meeting of cabin 10]

Piper: Are you wearing make up?

Drew: Of course! If I die in my sleep or get murdered in the middle of the night I need to look drop dead gorgeous!

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Annabeth: it’s so dark in here! Do you have a flashlight?

Percy: I don’t need one cuz I have all the light I need in here-


Percy: on my feet *stomps and shoes start flashing*

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Annabeth: *driving a car*

Percy, looking out the window:OMG

Annabeth: WHAT?! WHAT!!

Percy: that dog is so fluffy


Percy: nah… just cool dogs…

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Frank: What if Hazel kisses me?

Percy: You kiss her back!

Frank: Okay, but why her back?


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Nico: I’m tired of people telling me to ‘Go to the infirmary’ and that I’ve 'lost a lot of blood’. It’s my stab wound, not yours. So stay out of it.


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Percy: Ugh, class was so boring

Annabeth: How would you know? You were asleep the whole time!

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Leo: I’ve been learning a lot about computers in IT class but I’m still waiting for the clown

Annabeth: I have to tell you something…

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Percy: I wanna cuddle with you 23/7

Annabeth: Why not 24/7

Percy: snack breaks

Annabeth: … of course

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Annabeth: I’m back!

Piper: Cool, Leo broke all the toilets and Percy’s hand is stuck on the ceiling.

Annabeth: I was gone for 10 minutes.

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Percy : Due to personal reasons I will not be helping you

Apollo: And what are your personal reasons?

Percy : I just don’t want to

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Annabeth: Swear words are illegal now. If say one, you’ll be fined.


Annabeth: You are on thin fucking ice!

Annabeth: oh no

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Percy: A milkshake with two straws, please.

Annabeth: *smiles like a dork*

Percy: Look how dam fast I can drink this!

Percy: *drinks milkshake with both straws*

Annabeth, thinking: Is he sirious???

Annabeth: You know what, why don’t we turn this into a competition?! ANOTHER ONE, PLEASE!!!

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