“I’m just your ordinary villager and I thought it’d be fun to talk to the newest traveller in town–wait, a dragon in disguise? Me? Pshaw, no, why would you even suggest it, okay that fire-breathing thing only happened once, and please don’t slay me I don’t like conflict– wait, what’s this about a quest you need help on?” au

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Send my muse situation and my muse will react inappropriately

Prompt #42

“You left everything behind and for what ? You had such a good life, you had everything everyone would dream of !”

The tension rose in the air and person B looked back with an expression of distrust, distress, and pure anger. With gritted teeth they take a jagged breath before clenching their fists.

“Well maybe it wasn’t as perfect as you thought it was ! Maybe it was hell on earth for MEandI had to escape !”

The sudden change in tone throws person A off guard as they find themselves flinching to the new, and very much aggressive tone. Their face temporarily softening before hiding away behind a thin curtain of false courage, ready to die on the hill they didn’t even stand for.

Prompt #41

“What do you even see in me ?”

“I see someone that is trying their best to be a good person”

“I was never meant to be a good person, you know this as well as I do”

Prompt #40

“And even through it all, all the hardships, all the pain - you’re right back where you started”

“What ? — what the hell are you talking about ?!”

“Look around [name] ! No one is here, everyone is gone - they’re safe..but you’re not, just as it was before”

“You don’t know what you’re talking about”

“But I do, the sad little train wreck, love must not be affordable for you - you spend it all for others but no one gives you a cent. And now they just - poof - gone”

Prompt #39

“You know, there’s a difference between you and I. I don’t look back and regret my mistakes, I don’t think about what could’ve been - if I could change it I’d do worse !”

“Why do you make yourself out to be so bad ? I can help you ! Let me help you !”

“No one fucking helped me when I needed it the most ! To all you be damned and I reign supreme for I make my own fucking legacy known to this god forsaken earth !”

Prompt #34

A royal/servant au, where they are both quick to fall for eachother and when the royal has the chance, marries servant so they can be together forever.

Prompt #29

“And if I were a fallen angel .. what about it ?”

“I’m just shocked is all, the black wings and how you’re all huffy don’t help you’re case”

“Shut the hell up, [demon], you haven’t even talked for 5 minutes and you’re already getting on my last nerve”

“Don’t be like thaaat, come on let’s work together - you scratch my back I’ll scratch yours !”

Prompt #27

“Dear, are you alright ? You’ve been awfully quiet”

“It’s nothing - really, I’ve just been thinking about you”

Person A chuckles and playfully rolls their eyes at Person B. Their smile widening.

“But I’m right here love”

“Oh I know, what I’m thinking about of you is, how lucky I am to have someone like you in my life”

Person B mumbled, their love and adoration clear in their tone and eyes. Person A nearly chokes on their breath as their face starts to turn a light shade of pink. Prompting Person B to laugh, already flustered long before Person A.

“These moments add onto the list of why I love you,”

Prompt #26

“Your smile looks beautiful on you my dear, please promise to wear it even in the darkest of times - it may seem hard but you’re a very strong person”

“I’ll do my best [lover], with you by my side I’m sure to wear it as much as you do”

Prompt #25

“Summer is a lot hotter when you’re around”

Person A joked, making person B choke on their drink as a blush went over their face. Turning their head to look at person A.

“What ?-“

“You just being around makes it feel like you’re just meant for summer since you’re so attractive,”

Prompt #24

“You’re like flowers you know,”

“Oh why because want to pluck my petals until I’m-“

“Because you’re beautiful, and I want to keep you safe, [name]”

“O-ok then..thank you..”

Prompt #23

“That crown suits you, love”

“Stoppp you’re just saying that because we’re married”

“I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again [name], you’re the most beautiful/handsome man/woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on. And that will never change, dearest”

okay i love the animal transformation fics where geralt is turned into a literal wolf, but what if he was cursed and everyone expected him to turn into a wolf, and instead he ends up as a tiny mouse or some shit??

jaskier would find him twice as adorable and probably wouldn’t put him down

modern au where Geralt has a literal pet roach named Roach. she is still named after the fish

okay so what about a pirate Jaskier au, but Jaskier is essentially Jack Sparrow and causes so muchchaos

Jaskier ripping the head off someone and then using that head to knock another out, like it is a particularly heavy tankard.

And then he turns to grin at Geralt.

He is absolutely soaked in blood.

Geralt’s heart flutters uncertainly, between horniness and pure terror.

au where Geralt and Jaskier are in an established relationship, and Geralt is absolutely smitten with Jaskier.

The other wolf witchers are endlessly amused at how much of a doormat Geralt is for Jaskier.

Anything Jaskier wants, all he has to do is bat his lashes in Geralt’s direction, and Geralt will drop whatever he is doing to help. Quite literally, too. He was working with Lambert on the roof, and he dropped the ladder supporting Lambert to answer another one of Jaskier’s calls.

Lambert was not happy.

The witchers start to run bets and play pranks on Geralt to see how far he will go for Jaskier. Geralt is not amused with his brothers, but can’t stop himself from doing things for Jaskier because he cares for him so much.

Meanwhile, Jaskier is completely oblivious to the other wolves’ shenanigans and is having the time of his life at Kaer Morhen.

Lmao you know how there are fics of the wolf witchers being cursed into literal wolves?? What if the viper witchers got turned into snakes.

Enter Jaskier.

Jaskier is the kid who loved every animal and insect regardless of how ugly it looked or how dangerous it was. He purposefully sought out lizards and snakes to play with as a child and absolutely adores them. He coos over snakes the way someone would find puppies cute.

So, Jaskier ends up finding Letho, who was cursed to be a snake. (I’m thinking Vipera berus, the common European adder).

At first Jaskier doesn’t realize that Letho is cursed, he only recognizes the markings as that belonging to a common venomous snake he would find all the time on the grounds surrounding the manor. (Jaskier has non human blood and never suffered from the bites he sustained). The snake doesn’t seem aggressive, so Jaskier easily scoops Letho up in his hands and coos over him.

Letho is instantly enraged.

Imagine a cute little snake hissing angrily, but his bite isn’t doing anything and he is essentially harmless. Jaskier can’t get over how cute he looks.

Eventually Jaskier figures out that the snake is a cursed witcher, and finds Letho’s gear.

Jaskier can’t figure out Letho’s real name, so he calls the witcher “his little viper” based on the witcher amulet he found, which depicted a viper.

Don’t tell Jaskier but Letho secretly likes the endearment.

Just imagine Jaskier fawning over this larger than average adder, and calling it “his baby boy” and “his little viper.” Other humans are terrified of this monster of a snake - unusually big and with giant fangs.

During the colder months Jaskier tucks Letho around his neck and under his shirt to help keep him warm. Jaskier shows Letho unconditional love.

When they run into Geralt, the wolf witcher is not happy.

i love the geraskier dynamic where Geralt is the only one with any morals in the relationship, and frequently has to stop Jaskier’s murder attempts, lest he end up having to hide a body, too