#satan avatar of wrath
*neigh*
Satan: I’m embarrassed, ashamed, disgraced, mortified, humiliated-
Mc: What are you, a dictionary?
Mc: For this mission, I wore the perfect disguise to make sure I was never noticed by anyone. Something so drab and uninspiring-
Satan: I feel this is going to be a dig at me
Mc: I wore Satan’s clothes
Satan: There it is
Satan: how are you?
Mc: actually, I’m in a very bad place
Satan:
Satan: what happened?
Mc: oh, nothing
Mc: I’m just standing next to Solomon right now
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OMG- can we talk about how handsome Satan actually is
(S)creaming.
Ok but Satan in his demon form hits different-
That smirk- im SCREAMING.
Satan radiates some dilf-energy
I mean c'mon, he stands like a single dad.
IF THE OBEY ME ANIME IS GOING TO BE AN APRIL FOOLS, IMMA THROW HANDS.
Can someone please wipe his drool away?, im begging you.
Get a life, Lucifer.
The Brothers reaction when MC slaps their ass
Lucifer
- As usual, Lucifer listened to some classical music and poured himself a glass of wine to relax a bit.
- Once he was done, he brought the glass to his lips and took a sip, savoring the taste.
- “Mhm,” he hummed to the sound of the melody and blissfully closed his eyes, enjoying the quiet moment he was having.
- Much to his dismay, you entered his office without making yourself noticable.
- Now dont get me wrong, he
lovesenjoys your company. - But not when your main goal is to tease him.
- An thats exactly what you were doing.
- You grinned mischievously as you slowly crept up to him, his back turned to you.
- Since he was in his own state of mind, he didn’t noticed anything.
- That was until you reached your hand out.
- In that milisecond, Lucifer’s senses were tingling and his eyes shot open, turning around as fast as lightning.
- But it was too late.
- He only watched as your right hand colided with his left buttcheek, giving it a good squeeze afterwards.
- Lucifer jumped and just stared at you in shock, processing what just happend.
- And you just stood there with an empty expression, your eyes starring at your palm.
- “Wow, your butt is actuallly softer than I thought”.
- Lucifer furrowed his brows in anger and shook his head.
- “MC”.
- “Yeah?” You asked, looking up at him innocently.
- Lucifer had that closed eyed smile with an dark aura surrounding him.
- “Now, what made you think this was an good idea, MC?”.
- You shrugged and slowly walked backwards, shivering nervously “I dont know.. I was just curious?”
- “Curious?” He met up with your steps and tilted his head to the side, his smile never leaving
- He became dangerously close, making you more nervous than you already are.
- You felt your back hitting the wall and your eyes widened.
- Oh lord…
- Lucifer slammed his palm beside your head, caging you.
- You flinched and looked to the ground, feeling suddenly so tiny under him.
- Lucifer cupped your cheek and made you look back up at him, a sadistic smile on his lips.
- “Such inappropriate behavior should be punished, MC”
- I leave the rest up to your imagination.
Mammon
- Mammon was walking beside you as always, being practically attached to your hip (nothing new).
- You guys were at R.A.D on your way to the cafeteria, since it was break time.
- The greedy demon beside you rambled about that new scheme to make money, and you once again had to talk him out of it.
- “Ya! It aint a dumb idea!” He protested.
- “It is Mammon. Just think about Lucifers reaction and the consequences,” you shook your head “Want to hang from the ceiling that bad?”.
- Mammon only scuffed, turning his head to the side.
- You glanced over to him and noticed a visible pout on his lips, making him look like a child.
- “Hey, Mammon”.
- “Hm?” He looked over at you “What’s up?”.
- You raised your hand and reached over for his bottom, smiling sweetly at him.
- “Cheer up”.
- He was about to question you, but before he could even start his sentence, you cutted him off with a real loud smack on his ass.
- Mammons stopped dead in his tracks and his eyes widened in shock “W-what?”.
- Once realisation kicked in, his face flushed in an intsant.
- “O-oi, human! Whats the big deal slappin’ my butt like that?!”. He yelled at you, looking like a fricking tomato.
- You couldnt help but let out a few chuckles, highly amused by his reaction.
- “Ya! It aint funny!”
- Thanks to his loud voice, the whole hallway now knew what just had happened.
Leviathan
- Leviathan walked down the stairs to the dining room.
- He was really excited because he finally got his hands on the new Ruri-chan merchandise that came out.
- “Woaah! I cant believe I got that limited edition figurine!, its SO rare and the new outfit- its just soo angelic-”
- Levi being caught in his own ramblings didnt noticed that you were walking beside him.
- “And that new hairstyle! I cant believe Ruri-chan could get even more cuter than she already is-”
- “Say Levi, to who’m are you talking to?”
- “WAh!”, Levi jumped slightly at the sound of your voice and almost tripped over his own foot.
- “Wha- MC!? How long have you been here!?”
- You smiled at him and grabbed his shoulder for support, preventing him from falling down the stairs.
- “There there, calm down. I didnt heard much”.
- Levi let out an sigh of relief and turned to you.
- “Yeah right, I mean who would want to listen to an yucky otaku like me?”.
- You facepalmed in your mind and sighed, he really needs more confidence.
- Leviathan kept walking and pitying himself, mumbling random stuff.
- He has such a negative mindset.
- You walked up behind him not thinking much.
- But then you stared at his head and then his back,
- Eventually your eyes landed on his bottom.
- You smirked to yourself as you just ran past him, giving his butt a hard and loud smack.
- Levi yelped in surprise and stood still, overwhelmed with what just had happened.
- His hand grabbed his right buttcheek and rubbed it, being too shocked to react.
- You turned around and waved at him. “Damn Levi, you really got an nice butt there! Im soojealous!”
- You then disapperaed in the dining room.
- Levis brain needed a whole minute to process what just had happened.
- And then he became a stuttering mess.
- “M-M-MC! W-what was that now?!, h-hey wait!” He hid his flushed face behind the back of his hand as he stumbled after you.
- Ngl he was kinda happy you touched him.
Satan
- Satan was on kitchen duty, cooking his curry.
- He invited you to join and help, so you guys could spend some time together.
- And theres no way you would ignore that chance.
- So here you were beside him, giving him the ingredients he asks for and making some small talk.
- “Did you know that Beel almost ate my hair in his sleep?” You sighed “Im lucky im not bald”.
- Satan glimpsed at you and raised his eyebrow, shaking his head, “His hunger really doesnt know its limits”.
- He looked up, “Well speaking of sleep, I had an unpleasant dream last night.”
- You handed him the spoon and nodded “What was it about?”
- Satan sighed, “Beel ate too much and grew to be a giant. He then ate the House of Lamentation, leaving the rest of us homeless”.
- You laughed, “Why do I have a feeling that could actually happen?”
- Satan frowned “He already eats plates, its only a matter of time until he starts eating the walls”.
- You chuckled, intending to jokingly slap his arm.
- But since you werent focused on what you were doing, you didnt notice how your slap landed right on his butt.
- Satan dropped the spoon he was holding and looked at you with wide eyes.
- “What are you doing?”
- You turned to him with an confused expression “Did I do something wrong?”
- Satan cocked an eyebrow and leaned his head to the side “You just slapped my butt”.
- Now its your turn to look at him with wide eyes. “I did what now?”.
- Satan didnt knew if you were joking or not, and it was kinda ticking him off.
- “My butt. You slapped it”.
- “No I only slapped your arm- ohh wait…” you chuckled.
- “What is so funny?” He asked you with furrowed brows.
- “Sorry Satan, I wasnt focusing on what I was doing and accidently slapped your butt instead of your arm,” You shrugged “My bad”.
- Satan nodded and turned back to what he was doing “Next time be more careful, or I will return the gesture”.
- You smirked and leaned over to him “I wouldnt mind that”.
- He will remember that.
Asmodeus
- Asmo was having a mid-life crisis.
- He was on one of his diets, because his waist gained 1 millicentimeter.
- You assured him that a little more weight always looks good and healthy but he wont listen.
- So here you were infront of him, eating one of his favorite Cupcakes.
- “MC darling, why do you have to torture me like that?”
- He whined “Its not faair!”
- You just shrugged “I have another cupcake left for you, but since you’re on your little ’diet’ I will give it to Beel.”
- He sighed and dropped his head on the table “Does my pain bring you pleasure?”.
- You frowned “I-”
- Asmo gasps and sat back up straight. “Dont tell me your into that stuff?, Wow!”
- He smiled and wiggled in his chair.
- You sighed and shook you head “Asmodeus, stop”.
- He pouted “You’re no fun..”.
- After some time you finally finished the cupcake and Asmodeus had reached his limit.
- He watched as you stood up and walk towards to the kitchen.
- “Wait, what are you doing?” He also stood up and followed you.
- “I will bring the cupcake to Beel-”
- “No, wait!” he grabbed your wrist and stared at you.
- You looked back at him “What is it, Asmodeus?”.
- He glimpsed to the side “I dont want him to eat my cupcake..”
- You clicked your tounge and pulled him towards you, making him stumble to the side
- “What are you doi- AH!” He
moanedyelped in surprise as you slapped his ass. - “Just eat that damn Cupcake. Its not like you will gain 10kg from it”.
- He blushed “Oooooh MC! That really made me excited! How harsh you pulled my wrist-”
- You just let go of him and left the room.
- “MC where are you going?, you cant just leave me here!”
Beelzebub
- Beelzebub asked you to keep him company while working out.
- And of course you said yes.
- So now you sat there, on the bench with a towel in hand, enjoying the view infront of you.
- Beelzebubs biceps flexed as he lifted weights, and his white tanktop was drenched in sweat, making it transparent.
- His abs showed through the fabric and you blushed.
- How can this man be so big and muscular?
- You blinked when he stopped his workout and laid the weights back down.
- He grabbed his bottle from the floor and drank from it, taking big gulps.
- You decided to stand up and walked over to him.
- “Hey, Beel”
- Beel lowered the bottle from his mouth and smiled at you “Hey, MC!”
- You smiled back, and held the towel in your hand out to him, “Here take this”.
- “Thanks” He nodded at you and grabbed it, wiping the sweat on his face away.
- “So, how is the workout going so far?” You asked couriously.
- “Im still warming up” he replied.
- You blinked, Still at warming up, huh?.. impressive.
- “But im starting to feel hungry…” Beel pouted.
- You laughed “You can do it Beelzebub, I believe in you”.
- He blushed and smiled at you “Thanks, MC!”
- So cute.
- You nodded and patted his shoulder “Sure”.
- Beel proceeded to start his warm up again, starting with some sit-ups.
- But you had other plans.
- “Beel wait!” You ran up to him.
- He stopped what he was doing and looked over at you “What is it, MC?”
- Before he could fully turn his body to you, he felt a stinging sensitation on his butt.
- He looked at you startled, now realising you slapped it.
- “Wow Beel, your buttcheeks are pretty hard.. are they made of iron or something?” You hold your hand up to your face.
- Beel blushed slightly, not knowing what to do or say.
- You just shrugged and turned around, marching towards the bench you were sitting on.
- But suddenly, you felt a light clap on your own butt.
- You gasped, “What-, Beel?!” You looked behind you and saw him standing there, smiling.
- “Your butt feels really soft and nice, MC”. he chuckled, “Is that a human thing to do?”
- “Beel no-”
Belphegor
- Belphegor was taking a nap in the attic, skipping the student council meeting.
- And since you were coming late to the meeting due to some complications, Lucifer ordered you to search for Belphie and bring him there along with you.
- And thats how you ended up infront of the attic, clearly annoyed.
- “Belphegor,” you spoke as you opened the door “I know you’re in here”.
- The youngest brother laid on the bed, snoring and cuddling into his cow pillow.
- You walked over to him and shook him “Hey Belphegor! Wake up!”
- He stirred in his sleep and furrowed his brows.
- Eventually he opened one eye and glimpsed at you. “What is it?”
- “Lucifer wants me to bring you to the council meeting” you explained.
- “Too bad, I wont go” he closed his eyes again. “Why dont you join me?”
- “No,” you shook your head, “Please, stand up”.
- He groaned “No, I dont want to go”.
- Thats it
- You grabbed Belphegor by his arms, and turned him on his stomach.
- His eyes shot open “Dah! W-what, hey-”
- You raised your hand and slapped his ass, the sound of it echoing through the room.
- Belphegor jumped and sat up straight, looking at you in disbelief.
- “What was that for?!” He blushed
- “You should stand up,” you crossed your arm over your chest “I asked you nicely but you wont listen”.
- “Alright..,” He closed his eyes “I will go”
- You nodded “good”
- But before you could turn around, Belphegor grabbed your wrist and laid you over his lap, his hand resting on your butt.
- You blushed when you realised what he was doing,
- You tried to escape, but his grip on you was too tight.
- “Heheh,” he chuckled “Time for payback”.
- “B-belphegor-” you were interrupted by his hand squeezing your left cheek slightly, making you shiver.
- Belphegor raised his hand and striked an direct slap on your butt.
- He expected you to squeak cutely, but instead a loud moan left your lips.
- You quickly sat up and covered your mouth, an massive blush on your face.
- Belphegor stared at you with wide eyes,
- But after a few seconds he smirked.
- “Didnt knew you’re into that stuff,” he teased you “Im not complaining though”.
- You just hid your face in his shoulder, too embarassed to look up “Dont tell anyone about this..”.
- Belphegor chuckled and patted your head “I wont, that would ruin the fun”.
- He will still tease you about it tho, but just when you guys are alone.
The Brothers reaction when MC is a sleepwalker.
Lucifer
- Lucifer was sitting at his desk doing paperwork
- It was getting pretty late and all the work didnt seem to end
- Frustrated, he let out an heavy sigh and leaned back in his chair.
- Just as he was about to get back to work the door suddenly opened.
- He furrowed his brows in confusion as he stared at the person.
- “MC, what are you doing here?” He shook his head “ Its already past midnight, go to-”
- Thats when he noticed your eyes were closed.
- You stood there, snoring slightly as you balanced your weight from one feet to the other.
- Lucifer quickly realised what was going on.
- He stood up and walked over to you, trying not to wake you.
- He gently grabbed you by your shoulder and guided you towards one of the armchairs by the fireplace.
- Once you sat there, he grabbed his jacket and laid it ontop of you, using it as a blanket.
- You stirred at first but once you felt the warmth of his jacket you relaxed.
- Lucifer looked at you with a soft smile and reached over to you, tucking a loose strand of hair behind your ear.
- “*Sigh*, you really are spending too much time with Belphegor”.
- After that, he did made sure you lock your door before you go to sleep.
Mammon
- He was sitting on his bed playing with his D.D.D,
searching for schemes to make money. - Some time went by and Mammon was getting annoyed, not seeming to find anything good.
- Then suddenly he had the idea to sneak into MC’s room and
stealborrow some stuff. - I mean, his human would want to help him, right?
- Just as he was about to march to your room he noticed that his bedroom door was already open.
- Confused, he looked around.
- Then he suddenly saw you standing beside his bed.
- “EEEK-” he yelped as he fell backwards.
- He hit his head on the ground and winced in pain.
- “Oi, human! What’s the big deal sneakin’ on me like that?!” He yelled while rubbing his head.
- You didnt responded.
- “Hey, are ya even listenin’?!” He stood up and looked at you.
- He froze when he noticed your eyes were closed, seeming like you were asleep.
- At first Mammon was confused, thinking you’re pranking him.
- But then he remembered, you did mentioned something about sleepwalking to him.
- He was really confused with the situation, not knowing what to do.
- But then he did realise how dangerous it actually is for you.
- I mean, what if you accidently walk into the underground tomb to cerberus?!
- Not thinking twice, he closed his door and went over to you, pushing you into his bed.
- His cheeks flushed as he laid down beside you, wrapping his arms around you tightly, caging you inside his arms.
- “You really like to get on my nerves, dont cha’?” He grumbled.
- He cant lie, he was really happy that you went to him, even in a sleeping state.
- Theres no way Mammon would let you go now.
Leviathan
- Leviathan was in his room, playing games as usual.
- There was this new game that came out, and hes been itching to play it since it arrived from Akuzon.
- “ROFLMAOO you really thought you had a chance?, take this!”
- He was so engrossed into the game, that he didnt noticed anything around him.
- Well, that was until he heard a loud thump outside his room.
- Levi decided to ignore it, since it was probably just Beel going to kitchen.
- But then it came again, just louder.
- Levi huffed and paused his game. Who is interrupting his gaming session?
- He slipped his headphones down from his ears and decided to stand up.
- He walked over to his door, grumbling to himself.
- “Mammon, I swear if its you, dont even try-”
- Levi opened his door and expected one of his brothers.
- But the first thing he saw instead, was you stumbling in the hallway.
- At first he was just silent, watching you. Maybe you were drunk?.
- But then you straight up walked against the wall and banged your head into it.
- Levi yelped and rushed over to you, “MC! Are you okay?!”.
- He grabbed your shoulder and turned you around, checking if you hurt yourself.
- His eyes roamed your face worriedly, but then he noticed your eyes.
- They were closed.
- Levi looked at you in disbelief, overwhelmed with the situation.
- “A-are you really asleep?”, when you obviously didnt replied, he only sweated nervously “Waahh!, what should I do now?”
- In the end, he somehow managed to bring you inside his room and laid you down into his bathtub.
- He double checked that you were tucked inside his blanket, and then just stared at you.
- You looked soo cute, especially your cheeks. They practically invited him to touch them.
- Levi gulped nervously, as he streched his shaking hand out to you.
- His hand gently landed on your face, slowly caressing it.
- He blushed when he noticed how you were leaning into his touch, with a small smile on your face.
- Yes, your cheeks were soft. Really soft.
- But Leviathans main question was now, how he can explain to you why you ended up inside his room, without him sounding weird.
Satan
- Satan was sitting in the libary, reading a book.
- He was really amazed by the story, it might even turn into one of his favorites.
- “Hmm”, he hummed as a sign of approval and turned to the next page.
- He reached over to the side table and grabbed his teacup, taking a sip from it.
- Nothing is better than a good book and the relaxing silence of a libary.
- Suddenly, in the corner of his eyes he saw something walking up to him.
- Satan looked up from his book and turned his head to its direction.
- Thats when he saw you walking straight up to him with closed eyes.
- He coudlnt help but let out a chuckle, already knowing of you sleepwalking some times.
- “You really are drawn to me, arent you?” He smiled cheekily. “I guess you cant help it”.
- He laid his book down, stood up and met up with your steps, embracing you inside his arms.
- “Now what am I going to do with you?”
- He brought you to your room and tucked you back inside your bed, bringing his book along with him.
- Satan wont leave your side now.
- Eventually he fell asleep in the wooden chair beside your bed, with his book in his hands.
- He then woke up to you shaking him, telling him he will get a neck pain.
- Thats when he joined you in bed.
Asmodeus
- Asmo being asmo, wasnt awake at all.
- He insisted on his beauty sleep and wouldnt appreciate someone disturbing him.
- Well, unless that someone is you.
- Joke, even then he gets grumpy.
- You better give him a good reason to wake him.
- Actually Asmodeus didnt woke up from you entering his room. It was when you started to grab his beauty products and placed them on his bed side. Ontop of him.
- Asmo stirred in his sleep as he felt something heavy on him.
- Eventually he woke up.
- “Oh my, who’s interrupting my precious beauty sleep?!”
- He pulled his sleep mask up and looked around, clearly annoyed.
- Then he saw you grabbibg his body lotion from his side table and bringing it to him.
- “Uhm, MC darling, now what in the devildom are you doing?”
- When you didnt respond he took a closer look at you. And then he realised.
- “Are you sleepwalking, doll?”
- Asmodeus eventually got up and brought his stuff back to its place, keeping an eye on you.
- As you were just about to grab his foundation again, he grabbed your wrist and shook his head.
- “Nu-uh darling, you’re going to bed now”.
- He tucked you into his bed along with him and cuddled you.
- When you woke up in the morning, you noticed arms wrapped around you and Asmodeus’s head laying on your stomach.
Beelzebub
- Beelzebub is a sleepwalker himself, so he has no struggles dealing with you.
- It was one of those nights where he decided to claim the fridge once again, this time awake.
- His stomach grumbled all night and he couldnt help it anymore.
- When he arrived in the kitchen he expected to be alone.
- But then he saw you walking around the kitchen counter, almost stumbling over your own feet.
- “MC, what are you doing? Are you hungry as well?”
- You didnt replied to him and proceeded to walk past him.
- But then he noticed your closed eyes, and he was actually surprised. He didnt knew you sleepwalk as well.
- Beel kept quiet and just followed you like a puppy.
Not before he grabbed a snack- He made sure you wont hurt yourself, since the devildom (mainly the stairs and cerberus) is dangerous.
- He then guided you, and after some time you were back in your room.
- As he brought you back to bed, he couldnt help but notice how pretty you are.
- Your lips and skin looked so soft, he wanted to nibble on it. You just looked so tasty.
- It was hard, but he restrained himself from it.
- Beel decided to stay that night to protect you.
- He layed beside you and kept you close to him. A warm smile playing on his lips.
- Beel almost ate your hair in his sleep.
Belphegor
- Now with Belphegor, he himself sleepwalks sometimes. (What a surprise).
- But only when hes really tired.
- Usually he finds a place to sleep in peace before he starts to really sleepwalk.
- And hes already used to Beel sleepwalking at night.
- So when he saw you, he wasnt actually surprised, just a little irritated at first.
- It all started in the attic where he napped with you.
- At first he was in a deep slumber
- But then, he felt the warmness of your body disappearing beside him.
- He stirred in his sleep and reached out for you.
- Like a reflex, he grabbed your wrist, but kept his eyes closed.
- “Where are you going?”
- When you didnt replied and just kept trying to go away, tugging at his grip, he opened his eyes.
- He was confused to say the least.
- “Hey, why arent you answering me? Did I do something?”
- He thought you were mad at him.
- But when he sat up to look at you properly, he suddenly heard you snoring.
- “What?” Belphegor chuckled, “Dont tell me..”
- He pulled you back into the bed and looked at you.
- When he saw you with your eyes closed, he was highly amused.
- “Heheh, I didnt knew that”.
- Oh, he will definetly tease you about it once you wake up.
- But for now ,he just booped your nose with his finger and laid back down.
- He just casually grabbed you and used you as his pillow, preventing you from any movements.
- Belphegor would never admit it, but he finds it very adorable. But also annoying sometimes-