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The Brothers reaction when MC slaps their ass


Lucifer

  • As usual, Lucifer listened to some classical music and poured himself a glass of wine to relax a bit.
  • Once he was done, he brought the glass to his lips and took a sip, savoring the taste.
  • “Mhm,” he hummed to the sound of the melody and blissfully closed his eyes, enjoying the quiet moment he was having.
  • Much to his dismay, you entered his office without making yourself noticable.
  • Now dont get me wrong, he loves enjoys your company.
  • But not when your main goal is to tease him.
  • An thats exactly what you were doing.
  • You grinned mischievously as you slowly crept up to him, his back turned to you.
  • Since he was in his own state of mind, he didn’t noticed anything.
  • That was until you reached your hand out.
  • In that milisecond, Lucifer’s senses were tingling and his eyes shot open, turning around as fast as lightning.
  • But it was too late.
  • He only watched as your right hand colided with his left buttcheek, giving it a good squeeze afterwards.
  • Lucifer jumped and just stared at you in shock, processing what just happend.
  • And you just stood there with an empty expression, your eyes starring at your palm.
  • “Wow, your butt is actuallly softer than I thought”.
  • Lucifer furrowed his brows in anger and shook his head.
  • “MC”.
  • “Yeah?” You asked, looking up at him innocently.
  • Lucifer had that closed eyed smile with an dark aura surrounding him.
  • “Now, what made you think this was an good idea, MC?”.
  • You shrugged and slowly walked backwards, shivering nervously “I dont know.. I was just curious?”
  • “Curious?” He met up with your steps and tilted his head to the side, his smile never leaving
  • He became dangerously close, making you more nervous than you already are.
  • You felt your back hitting the wall and your eyes widened.
  • Oh lord…
  • Lucifer slammed his palm beside your head, caging you.
  • You flinched and looked to the ground, feeling suddenly so tiny under him.
  • Lucifer cupped your cheek and made you look back up at him, a sadistic smile on his lips.
  • “Such inappropriate behavior should be punished, MC”
  • I leave the rest up to your imagination.


Mammon

  • Mammon was walking beside you as always, being practically attached to your hip (nothing new).
  • You guys were at R.A.D on your way to the cafeteria, since it was break time.
  • The greedy demon beside you rambled about that new scheme to make money, and you once again had to talk him out of it.
  • “Ya! It aint a dumb idea!” He protested.
  • “It is Mammon. Just think about Lucifers reaction and the consequences,” you shook your head “Want to hang from the ceiling that bad?”.
  • Mammon only scuffed, turning his head to the side.
  • You glanced over to him and noticed a visible pout on his lips, making him look like a child.
  • “Hey, Mammon”.
  • “Hm?” He looked over at you “What’s up?”.
  • You raised your hand and reached over for his bottom, smiling sweetly at him.
  • “Cheer up”.
  • He was about to question you, but before he could even start his sentence, you cutted him off with a real loud smack on his ass.
  • Mammons stopped dead in his tracks and his eyes widened in shock “W-what?”.
  • Once realisation kicked in, his face flushed in an intsant.
  • “O-oi, human! Whats the big deal slappin’ my butt like that?!”. He yelled at you, looking like a fricking tomato.
  • You couldnt help but let out a few chuckles, highly amused by his reaction.
  • “Ya! It aint funny!”
  • Thanks to his loud voice, the whole hallway now knew what just had happened.


Leviathan

  • Leviathan walked down the stairs to the dining room.
  • He was really excited because he finally got his hands on the new Ruri-chan merchandise that came out.
  • “Woaah! I cant believe I got that limited edition figurine!, its SO rare and the new outfit- its just soo angelic-”
  • Levi being caught in his own ramblings didnt noticed that you were walking beside him.
  • “And that new hairstyle! I cant believe Ruri-chan could get even more cuter than she already is-”
  • “Say Levi, to who’m are you talking to?”
  • “WAh!”, Levi jumped slightly at the sound of your voice and almost tripped over his own foot.
  • “Wha- MC!? How long have you been here!?”
  • You smiled at him and grabbed his shoulder for support, preventing him from falling down the stairs.
  • “There there, calm down. I didnt heard much”.
  • Levi let out an sigh of relief and turned to you.
  • “Yeah right, I mean who would want to listen to an yucky otaku like me?”.
  • You facepalmed in your mind and sighed, he really needs more confidence.
  • Leviathan kept walking and pitying himself, mumbling random stuff.
  • He has such a negative mindset.
  • You walked up behind him not thinking much.
  • But then you stared at his head and then his back,
  • Eventually your eyes landed on his bottom.
  • You smirked to yourself as you just ran past him, giving his butt a hard and loud smack.
  • Levi yelped in surprise and stood still, overwhelmed with what just had happened.
  • His hand grabbed his right buttcheek and rubbed it, being too shocked to react.
  • You turned around and waved at him. “Damn Levi, you really got an nice butt there! Im soojealous!”
  • You then disapperaed in the dining room.
  • Levis brain needed a whole minute to process what just had happened.
  • And then he became a stuttering mess.
  • “M-M-MC! W-what was that now?!, h-hey wait!” He hid his flushed face behind the back of his hand as he stumbled after you.
  • Ngl he was kinda happy you touched him.


Satan

  • Satan was on kitchen duty, cooking his curry.
  • He invited you to join and help, so you guys could spend some time together.
  • And theres no way you would ignore that chance.
  • So here you were beside him, giving him the ingredients he asks for and making some small talk.
  • “Did you know that Beel almost ate my hair in his sleep?” You sighed “Im lucky im not bald”.
  • Satan glimpsed at you and raised his eyebrow, shaking his head, “His hunger really doesnt know its limits”.
  • He looked up, “Well speaking of sleep, I had an unpleasant dream last night.”
  • You handed him the spoon and nodded “What was it about?”
  • Satan sighed, “Beel ate too much and grew to be a giant. He then ate the House of Lamentation, leaving the rest of us homeless”.
  • You laughed, “Why do I have a feeling that could actually happen?”
  • Satan frowned “He already eats plates, its only a matter of time until he starts eating the walls”.
  • You chuckled, intending to jokingly slap his arm.
  • But since you werent focused on what you were doing, you didnt notice how your slap landed right on his butt.
  • Satan dropped the spoon he was holding and looked at you with wide eyes.
  • “What are you doing?”
  • You turned to him with an confused expression “Did I do something wrong?”
  • Satan cocked an eyebrow and leaned his head to the side “You just slapped my butt”.
  • Now its your turn to look at him with wide eyes. “I did what now?”.
  • Satan didnt knew if you were joking or not, and it was kinda ticking him off.
  • “My butt. You slapped it”.
  • “No I only slapped your arm- ohh wait…” you chuckled.
  • “What is so funny?” He asked you with furrowed brows.
  • “Sorry Satan, I wasnt focusing on what I was doing and accidently slapped your butt instead of your arm,” You shrugged “My bad”.
  • Satan nodded and turned back to what he was doing “Next time be more careful, or I will return the gesture”.
  • You smirked and leaned over to him “I wouldnt mind that”.
  • He will remember that.


Asmodeus

  • Asmo was having a mid-life crisis.
  • He was on one of his diets, because his waist gained 1 millicentimeter.
  • You assured him that a little more weight always looks good and healthy but he wont listen.
  • So here you were infront of him, eating one of his favorite Cupcakes.
  • “MC darling, why do you have to torture me like that?”
  • He whined “Its not faair!”
  • You just shrugged “I have another cupcake left for you, but since you’re on your little diet’ I will give it to Beel.”
  • He sighed and dropped his head on the table “Does my pain bring you pleasure?”.
  • You frowned “I-”
  • Asmo gasps and sat back up straight. “Dont tell me your into that stuff?, Wow!”
  • He smiled and wiggled in his chair.
  • You sighed and shook you head “Asmodeus, stop”.
  • He pouted “You’re no fun..”.
  • After some time you finally finished the cupcake and Asmodeus had reached his limit.
  • He watched as you stood up and walk towards to the kitchen.
  • “Wait, what are you doing?” He also stood up and followed you.
  • “I will bring the cupcake to Beel-”
  • “No, wait!” he grabbed your wrist and stared at you.
  • You looked back at him “What is it, Asmodeus?”.
  • He glimpsed to the side “I dont want him to eat my cupcake..”
  • You clicked your tounge and pulled him towards you, making him stumble to the side
  • “What are you doi- AH!” He moaned yelped in surprise as you slapped his ass.
  • “Just eat that damn Cupcake. Its not like you will gain 10kg from it”.
  • He blushed “Oooooh MC! That really made me excited! How harsh you pulled my wrist-”
  • You just let go of him and left the room.
  • “MC where are you going?, you cant just leave me here!”

Beelzebub

  • Beelzebub asked you to keep him company while working out.
  • And of course you said yes.
  • So now you sat there, on the bench with a towel in hand, enjoying the view infront of you.
  • Beelzebubs biceps flexed as he lifted weights, and his white tanktop was drenched in sweat, making it transparent.
  • His abs showed through the fabric and you blushed.
  • How can this man be so big and muscular?
  • You blinked when he stopped his workout and laid the weights back down.
  • He grabbed his bottle from the floor and drank from it, taking big gulps.
  • You decided to stand up and walked over to him.
  • “Hey, Beel”
  • Beel lowered the bottle from his mouth and smiled at you “Hey, MC!”
  • You smiled back, and held the towel in your hand out to him, “Here take this”.
  • “Thanks” He nodded at you and grabbed it, wiping the sweat on his face away.
  • “So, how is the workout going so far?” You asked couriously.
  • “Im still warming up” he replied.
  • You blinked, Still at warming up, huh?.. impressive.
  • “But im starting to feel hungry…” Beel pouted.
  • You laughed “You can do it Beelzebub, I believe in you”.
  • He blushed and smiled at you “Thanks, MC!”
  • So cute.
  • You nodded and patted his shoulder “Sure”.
  • Beel proceeded to start his warm up again, starting with some sit-ups.
  • But you had other plans.
  • “Beel wait!” You ran up to him.
  • He stopped what he was doing and looked over at you “What is it, MC?”
  • Before he could fully turn his body to you, he felt a stinging sensitation on his butt.
  • He looked at you startled, now realising you slapped it.
  • “Wow Beel, your buttcheeks are pretty hard.. are they made of iron or something?” You hold your hand up to your face.
  • Beel blushed slightly, not knowing what to do or say.
  • You just shrugged and turned around, marching towards the bench you were sitting on.
  • But suddenly, you felt a light clap on your own butt.
  • You gasped, “What-, Beel?!” You looked behind you and saw him standing there, smiling.
  • “Your butt feels really soft and nice, MC”. he chuckled, “Is that a human thing to do?”
  • “Beel no-”


Belphegor

  • Belphegor was taking a nap in the attic, skipping the student council meeting.
  • And since you were coming late to the meeting due to some complications, Lucifer ordered you to search for Belphie and bring him there along with you.
  • And thats how you ended up infront of the attic, clearly annoyed.
  • “Belphegor,” you spoke as you opened the door “I know you’re in here”.
  • The youngest brother laid on the bed, snoring and cuddling into his cow pillow.
  • You walked over to him and shook him “Hey Belphegor! Wake up!”
  • He stirred in his sleep and furrowed his brows.
  • Eventually he opened one eye and glimpsed at you. “What is it?”
  • “Lucifer wants me to bring you to the council meeting” you explained.
  • “Too bad, I wont go” he closed his eyes again. “Why dont you join me?”
  • “No,” you shook your head, “Please, stand up”.
  • He groaned “No, I dont want to go”.
  • Thats it
  • You grabbed Belphegor by his arms, and turned him on his stomach.
  • His eyes shot open “Dah! W-what, hey-”
  • You raised your hand and slapped his ass, the sound of it echoing through the room.
  • Belphegor jumped and sat up straight, looking at you in disbelief.
  • “What was that for?!” He blushed
  • “You should stand up,” you crossed your arm over your chest “I asked you nicely but you wont listen”.
  • “Alright..,” He closed his eyes “I will go”
  • You nodded “good”
  • But before you could turn around, Belphegor grabbed your wrist and laid you over his lap, his hand resting on your butt.
  • You blushed when you realised what he was doing,
  • You tried to escape, but his grip on you was too tight.
  • “Heheh,” he chuckled “Time for payback”.
  • “B-belphegor-” you were interrupted by his hand squeezing your left cheek slightly, making you shiver.
  • Belphegor raised his hand and striked an direct slap on your butt.
  • He expected you to squeak cutely, but instead a loud moan left your lips.
  • You quickly sat up and covered your mouth, an massive blush on your face.
  • Belphegor stared at you with wide eyes,
  • But after a few seconds he smirked.
  • “Didnt knew you’re into that stuff,” he teased you “Im not complaining though”.
  • You just hid your face in his shoulder, too embarassed to look up “Dont tell anyone about this..”.
  • Belphegor chuckled and patted your head “I wont, that would ruin the fun”.
  • He will still tease you about it tho, but just when you guys are alone.

The Brothers reaction when MC is a sleepwalker.


Lucifer

  • Lucifer was sitting at his desk doing paperwork
  • It was getting pretty late and all the work didnt seem to end
  • Frustrated, he let out an heavy sigh and leaned back in his chair.
  • Just as he was about to get back to work the door suddenly opened.
  • He furrowed his brows in confusion as he stared at the person.
  • “MC, what are you doing here?” He shook his head “ Its already past midnight, go to-”
  • Thats when he noticed your eyes were closed.
  • You stood there, snoring slightly as you balanced your weight from one feet to the other.
  • Lucifer quickly realised what was going on.
  • He stood up and walked over to you, trying not to wake you.
  • He gently grabbed you by your shoulder and guided you towards one of the armchairs by the fireplace.
  • Once you sat there, he grabbed his jacket and laid it ontop of you, using it as a blanket.
  • You stirred at first but once you felt the warmth of his jacket you relaxed.
  • Lucifer looked at you with a soft smile and reached over to you, tucking a loose strand of hair behind your ear.
  • “*Sigh*, you really are spending too much time with Belphegor”.
  • After that, he did made sure you lock your door before you go to sleep.

Mammon

  • He was sitting on his bed playing with his D.D.D, searching for schemes to make money.
  • Some time went by and Mammon was getting annoyed, not seeming to find anything good.
  • Then suddenly he had the idea to sneak into MC’s room and steal borrow some stuff.
  • I mean, his human would want to help him, right?
  • Just as he was about to march to your room he noticed that his bedroom door was already open.
  • Confused, he looked around.
  • Then he suddenly saw you standing beside his bed.
  • “EEEK-” he yelped as he fell backwards.
  • He hit his head on the ground and winced in pain.
  • “Oi, human! What’s the big deal sneakin’ on me like that?!” He yelled while rubbing his head.
  • You didnt responded.
  • “Hey, are ya even listenin’?!” He stood up and looked at you.
  • He froze when he noticed your eyes were closed, seeming like you were asleep.
  • At first Mammon was confused, thinking you’re pranking him.
  • But then he remembered, you did mentioned something about sleepwalking to him.
  • He was really confused with the situation, not knowing what to do.
  • But then he did realise how dangerous it actually is for you.
  • I mean, what if you accidently walk into the underground tomb to cerberus?!
  • Not thinking twice, he closed his door and went over to you, pushing you into his bed.
  • His cheeks flushed as he laid down beside you, wrapping his arms around you tightly, caging you inside his arms.
  • “You really like to get on my nerves, dont cha’?” He grumbled.
  • He cant lie, he was really happy that you went to him, even in a sleeping state.
  • Theres no way Mammon would let you go now.


Leviathan

  • Leviathan was in his room, playing games as usual.
  • There was this new game that came out, and hes been itching to play it since it arrived from Akuzon.
  • “ROFLMAOO you really thought you had a chance?, take this!”
  • He was so engrossed into the game, that he didnt noticed anything around him.
  • Well, that was until he heard a loud thump outside his room.
  • Levi decided to ignore it, since it was probably just Beel going to kitchen.
  • But then it came again, just louder.
  • Levi huffed and paused his game. Who is interrupting his gaming session?
  • He slipped his headphones down from his ears and decided to stand up.
  • He walked over to his door, grumbling to himself.
  • “Mammon, I swear if its you, dont even try-”
  • Levi opened his door and expected one of his brothers.
  • But the first thing he saw instead, was you stumbling in the hallway.
  • At first he was just silent, watching you. Maybe you were drunk?.
  • But then you straight up walked against the wall and banged your head into it.
  • Levi yelped and rushed over to you, “MC! Are you okay?!”.
  • He grabbed your shoulder and turned you around, checking if you hurt yourself.
  • His eyes roamed your face worriedly, but then he noticed your eyes.
  • They were closed.
  • Levi looked at you in disbelief, overwhelmed with the situation.
  • “A-are you really asleep?”, when you obviously didnt replied, he only sweated nervously “Waahh!, what should I do now?”
  • In the end, he somehow managed to bring you inside his room and laid you down into his bathtub.
  • He double checked that you were tucked inside his blanket, and then just stared at you.
  • You looked soo cute, especially your cheeks. They practically invited him to touch them.
  • Levi gulped nervously, as he streched his shaking hand out to you.
  • His hand gently landed on your face, slowly caressing it.
  • He blushed when he noticed how you were leaning into his touch, with a small smile on your face.
  • Yes, your cheeks were soft. Really soft.
  • But Leviathans main question was now, how he can explain to you why you ended up inside his room, without him sounding weird.


Satan

  • Satan was sitting in the libary, reading a book.
  • He was really amazed by the story, it might even turn into one of his favorites.
  • “Hmm”, he hummed as a sign of approval and turned to the next page.
  • He reached over to the side table and grabbed his teacup, taking a sip from it.
  • Nothing is better than a good book and the relaxing silence of a libary.
  • Suddenly, in the corner of his eyes he saw something walking up to him.
  • Satan looked up from his book and turned his head to its direction.
  • Thats when he saw you walking straight up to him with closed eyes.
  • He coudlnt help but let out a chuckle, already knowing of you sleepwalking some times.
  • “You really are drawn to me, arent you?” He smiled cheekily. “I guess you cant help it”.
  • He laid his book down, stood up and met up with your steps, embracing you inside his arms.
  • “Now what am I going to do with you?”
  • He brought you to your room and tucked you back inside your bed, bringing his book along with him.
  • Satan wont leave your side now.
  • Eventually he fell asleep in the wooden chair beside your bed, with his book in his hands.
  • He then woke up to you shaking him, telling him he will get a neck pain.
  • Thats when he joined you in bed.


Asmodeus

  • Asmo being asmo, wasnt awake at all.
  • He insisted on his beauty sleep and wouldnt appreciate someone disturbing him.
  • Well, unless that someone is you.
  • Joke, even then he gets grumpy.
  • You better give him a good reason to wake him.
  • Actually Asmodeus didnt woke up from you entering his room. It was when you started to grab his beauty products and placed them on his bed side. Ontop of him.
  • Asmo stirred in his sleep as he felt something heavy on him.
  • Eventually he woke up.
  • “Oh my, who’s interrupting my precious beauty sleep?!”
  • He pulled his sleep mask up and looked around, clearly annoyed.
  • Then he saw you grabbibg his body lotion from his side table and bringing it to him.
  • “Uhm, MC darling, now what in the devildom are you doing?”
  • When you didnt respond he took a closer look at you. And then he realised.
  • “Are you sleepwalking, doll?”
  • Asmodeus eventually got up and brought his stuff back to its place, keeping an eye on you.
  • As you were just about to grab his foundation again, he grabbed your wrist and shook his head.
  • “Nu-uh darling, you’re going to bed now”.
  • He tucked you into his bed along with him and cuddled you.
  • When you woke up in the morning, you noticed arms wrapped around you and Asmodeus’s head laying on your stomach.


Beelzebub

  • Beelzebub is a sleepwalker himself, so he has no struggles dealing with you.
  • It was one of those nights where he decided to claim the fridge once again, this time awake.
  • His stomach grumbled all night and he couldnt help it anymore.
  • When he arrived in the kitchen he expected to be alone.
  • But then he saw you walking around the kitchen counter, almost stumbling over your own feet.
  • “MC, what are you doing? Are you hungry as well?”
  • You didnt replied to him and proceeded to walk past him.
  • But then he noticed your closed eyes, and he was actually surprised. He didnt knew you sleepwalk as well.
  • Beel kept quiet and just followed you like a puppy.
  • Not before he grabbed a snack
  • He made sure you wont hurt yourself, since the devildom (mainly the stairs and cerberus) is dangerous.
  • He then guided you, and after some time you were back in your room.
  • As he brought you back to bed, he couldnt help but notice how pretty you are.
  • Your lips and skin looked so soft, he wanted to nibble on it. You just looked so tasty.
  • It was hard, but he restrained himself from it.
  • Beel decided to stay that night to protect you.
  • He layed beside you and kept you close to him. A warm smile playing on his lips.
  • Beel almost ate your hair in his sleep.


Belphegor

  • Now with Belphegor, he himself sleepwalks sometimes. (What a surprise).
  • But only when hes really tired.
  • Usually he finds a place to sleep in peace before he starts to really sleepwalk.
  • And hes already used to Beel sleepwalking at night.
  • So when he saw you, he wasnt actually surprised, just a little irritated at first.
  • It all started in the attic where he napped with you.
  • At first he was in a deep slumber
  • But then, he felt the warmness of your body disappearing beside him.
  • He stirred in his sleep and reached out for you.
  • Like a reflex, he grabbed your wrist, but kept his eyes closed.
  • “Where are you going?”
  • When you didnt replied and just kept trying to go away, tugging at his grip, he opened his eyes.
  • He was confused to say the least.
  • “Hey, why arent you answering me? Did I do something?”
  • He thought you were mad at him.
  • But when he sat up to look at you properly, he suddenly heard you snoring.
  • “What?” Belphegor chuckled, “Dont tell me..”
  • He pulled you back into the bed and looked at you.
  • When he saw you with your eyes closed, he was highly amused.
  • “Heheh, I didnt knew that”.
  • Oh, he will definetly tease you about it once you wake up.
  • But for now ,he just booped your nose with his finger and laid back down.
  • He just casually grabbed you and used you as his pillow, preventing you from any movements.
  • Belphegor would never admit it, but he finds it very adorable. But also annoying sometimes-
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