-Yes! i gotted it! The job is mine honey, let s go celebrate
-”Congratulations sweetheart…Ooh my… what happened? Why you are naked!?”
-Ah well you see my boss has a specially politica about unifom for woman at his company, apparently the women has to go bottomless at work all days, so he took away my panties and skirt. But look the great side, i have a job now!
Unfortunately for BatCat fans, this story would ended up with Brutalia
But B and Cat would end their relationship up amicably though, and the kids would do their best to trap their parents together
I know the movie called “Parents Trap”… The father is getting married with a women while the kids trying to break them up together so that their parents be together.
But hear me out.
Selina is a good step mother, friendly and all that, BUT the kids don’t like her (plot motives????)
They like her as a friend, not as a stepmother.
So, sorry not sorry cat
Actually this is what I was thinking as well, Selina is great, but as a friend and a wine aunt, but the kids are still just kids, and some of them ended up preferring someone that takes care of them especially the younger ones.
(maybe if the kids are way older, Selina would relate to them better, but I usually depicts Selina as more or less 5-6 years younger than B and Talia as one or two years older than B by their dynamics)
But since Tim and Dami are just babies, and Talia handles them better, they basically prefers Talia. The older kids are okay with both but seeing that their dad and Selina chases each other in a circle, they just kinda fed up because they need stability in their life, and Dick while resents his mom for leaving, ended up following through with the plan as he misses his mom and wanting to have a full family with his brothers. Tim is ambivalent, but Talia’s raising her kids to logically think and work (just look at Damian) Timothy would fit better since he’s smart, just easily bored.
Jason is a momma’s boy. He would agree nonetheless as long as his mom is happy, but he’s still salty with Bruce. He plans everything as he has resources and ninjas to spare.
Damian is too young, but he’s perceptive. And more brothers means more people to fetch him his snacks and milk bottles so he’s just following through with the plan.
Selina would still be happy tho in the end, she kinda prefers to live freely and since Sel’s age is a bit younger than Bruce, Bruce is already in the ‘settle down’ stage and wanting stability and Selina is still living her life untethered, hence the neverending circular chase.
She would ended up being the kids’ wine aunt with the sirens however, visiting with gifts from travels and missions, and roasting Bruce’s idiocy with Talia from time to time, in a lunch or tea time or while she’s visiting the kids.
