Klaus: Vanya why are you blushing

Vanya:nothing

Inside Vanya’s head:

Vanya: Yep definitely nothing idk what you mean I’m not blushing

Vanya: Whats the best way to diss an adult

Diego: O K B O O M E R

Vanya: what if they’re not a boomer though

Klaus: *hits blunt* Boomer isn’t an age it’s a state of mind

Vanya: You could probably pour soup in my lap and I’d apologize to you.

White Violin Vanya:Do not fuck with me.

Five: we have to save the world from the apocalypse.

Klaus: *already walking out the door* ok boomer

Klaus and Dave starGAYzing

Klaus: Sometimes I just like to look at the stars and wonder what it all means.

Dave: *looks up at the stars*

Stars: Wanna make out

Dave: *looks at Klaus*

Klaus: *winks at him*

The apocalypse: *is about to come*

Reggie:

Klaus: I eat Cheerios because they’re heart healthy

Klaus: And my heart has been severely damaged

Klaus: *trying to summon Dave’s ghost* so Dave if you’re out there

YoungLuther: Do you even exercise

Young Klaus: I’m a runner

Young Luther:Really?

Young Klaus: Yeah, I run late, run from my problems, and run my mouth *finger guns*

Klaus: What’re you doing Five

Five: *writing in a journal* Making a hit list of everybody taller than me

Klaus: Cool! Am I on it

Five: Dont worry you’re sixth on it

Allison: Klaus you need to stop

Klaus: *rubbing glitter from the floor onto his face* BuT.. I mUsT b E FabUlOus

Diego: Who needs friends? I’ve got knives!!

Diego: *reaches for knife*

Diego:I…

Diego: i ran out of knives

Klaus:His name was Dave

Diego:

Klaus on his time in Vietnam and his childhood:

Interviewer: Would you say that’s you’re independent?

Luther: *looks at Reginald*

Reginald:*nods*

Luther: Yes, I’d say so

Klaus in a horror movie

*phone rings*

Klaus: *picks it up* Hello?

Murderer: I see you

Klaus:

Murderer:

Klaus:

Murderer:

Klaus: Do I look good?

Leonard: *gets down on one knee in front of vanya*

Allison: Omg it’s finally happening

Leonard: *falls over*

Allison: The poison is kicking in

Things: *get tough*

Luther:

Me when Five turned back time after Klaus finally saw Dave again: