#seriously

HUH?!?:.$,$,&!, uhhh guys

When you’ve been drawing 4-fingered characters for too long… 

my pussy has never been this fucking wet before. god i wish i had a nice fat cock to slip right into it. i need to be fucked so hard that i lose my breath and my whole body feels like it’s melting into the sheets. i want to be dominated and have my neck bitten with so much pleasure that it stings. my tits need to be slapped around with my nipples squeezed so tight that it makes my toes curl.

Fuck kinda shit is this, dumblr?

Sorry for the spam pictures but….I had so much fun tonight with @duocoastal,@greenhousegrandpaand@mirkwoodmoth! Luna thank you sooo much for hosting on your beautiful island. You guys are all soo funny!!

xldkx:

sorry, i got some questions

a) why is that one twitter guy calling saying “the ban has been lifted”. there was no ban. ea chose not to release a pack citing russian laws as an excuse but like every russian person (who is well aware of their own laws) said, “the excuse is bullshit bc they wouldn’t have to change that cover based on the laws here”. there was even a russian lawyer that logged on to write a whole thread on that.

b) there was a ban bc of the cover, but it’s being released with that cover in tact? if the cover was the issue then, why is it not an issue now? sims is marketed as an 18+ game anyways and you’re not gonna have a game pack rated all ages when the base game and every other component with the game is 18+? so if the cover is to be left in tact upon release then there was no issue with the actual artwork to begin with?

c) was this all some weirdly misguided publicity stunt? bc what the absolute fuck is EA’s problem?

d) ok so they’re delaying the release a week so everyone can play (that’s good!) but are all those bugs we saw in the livestream gonna be fixed too?

enquiring minds wanna know…

I want to

I want to scream

I want to die

I want to…

Haven’t Tumbled in a GOON’S AGE… Time to FLOOD this bitch with some SERIOUSLY STIMULATING CONTENT

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

or as I like to call it

A Good Therapist Could Have Prevented All Of This

hexfeathers:

potionslab:

witching-while-libra:

Sometimes you don’t have the perfect kind of water to do the job. Fortunately, you can substitute in a soda and it’ll do the trick.

• Coke:Use to break down a barrier or disintegrate something. Good for curses/hexes/removing anything.
  
• Pepsi: Use to “Sweeten” someone up, butter them before asking them of something. Good for offering due to high sugar content, making it sweeter than Coke.
• Mountain Dew: Give a spell a jolt of energy/power.
• Ginger Ale: Settle an argument, calm something down. Also good for grounding yourself, since it comes from a root.
• Root beer: Also good for grounding. Use in a mixture to add the element Earth to your spell.
• Cream Soda: Use as a replacement for vanilla extract, good with love-related spells and money.
• Orange Soda: Good for love, luck, and divination. Drink before/during divining.
• Grape Soda: Use to add a “sour” note to something. Good for hexes, curses, etc. 

This is pretty cool. These would be great bases when concocting your own potions.

Awesome idea, I have never seen somebody use soda like this.

I’m having such a hard time forgiving you because I’m not sure whether there is a point in offering you a second chance.

One day you will finally understand why everyone else left, why they were wrong for you, why it never lasted with anyone else because you will be with the one who brings out the best in you and knows you’re the best person for them.

I cannot listen to certain songs without thinking of you.

You deserve to be adored and cared for in every way that your mind, body, and heart needs and longs for.