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Micha: Your Honor, idk what contempt is, but yeah I’d love to be held.
Kirika: Babe I’m lost.
Kirika: In the tunnels under lawn.
Shirabe: Wearing your helmet, babe?
Kirika: Yep metal one you got 4 me.
Shirabe: *audio message of metal detector beep* I think I found youu.
Kirika: ♀️
Kirika: I can’t hear u digging babe.
Shirabe: It was a big coin.
Shirabe: *blurry photo of hub cap*
Steve: *sitting incorrectly on the countertop*
Robin: Wow, you really are bi.
Robin: I think I finally understand why everyone who was considered “gifted” in pre-school is now gay.
Robin: The gay is the gift. We are the chosen ones. We are humanity’s saving grace.
Holt: I’ve lost the dictionary.
Kevin: Can you look upstairs?
Holt: I can’t look up anything.
“Before I go to bed I wanted to say: Be gay. Do crimes. Play tabletop roleplaying games.”
- Will
“I tried to surprise Cal with pizza. He did the same thing for me. Now we have four pizzas. Delivered by the same guy.”
-Garrett
Blaine, drunk: Who’s the handsomest man in the world?
Kurt: Uhh…you?
Blaine: False! It’s fucking Ryan Reynolds!
“I’m a bisexual who just wants attention.”
- Jake Peralta
Santana and Brittany: *Walking around the mall, holding hands*
Strange Straight Man™️: So who wears the pants in your relationship?
Santana: Well we prefer it if neither of us are wearing pants.
“I‘m friends with so many gays I forget straight people exist.”
- Simon Saunders
Kenny: You know those wild straights that say “no homo”?
Kenny: What if us gays started saying “no hetero”?
Lilette: I knew I was gay when I was 8 years old, at a girl’s sleepover.
Lilette: One of the girls asked me who my celebrity crush was, and I genuinely couldn’t think of a man so I panicked and said Andrew Lloyd Webber.
Some Douche™️: $25 to any girl that isn’t in more than 1 dude’s dms.
Emaline: I’m gay. Where’s my money?
Bagel o'clock!
Jae: I’m terrified of those big empty spaces people yell into
Young K: a void
Jae: Good advice, thank you
Kaeya: You want some alcohol?
Aether: No thanks, I like my suffering raw.
Badboyhalo:Huh
Badboyhalo: I’ve faced more peer pressure in my life to start animes than to do drugs
