#source twitter

Tubbo: My friend Ranboo wants to become a doctor when he grows up so he can help sick kids.

Tubbo: My friend Tommy wants to be a porcupine so he can stab people with his butt.

Becca: Thanks to Allie, Eden has recently taken up cursing.

Becca: Yesterday she referred to bed time as a “fucking crisis.”

Helena: What’s for dinner?

Luke:Updog

Harry:*dabs*

Luke: No not yet, wait until she asks what it is.

Lunafreya: Oh, you two are back early.

Nyx: Wall’s haunted.

Lunafreya:…What?

Nyx, grabbing the Ring: Wall’s haunted.

“Nothing goes better with a lie than a suit and a bow tie”

-Deceit, probably

Enfp : do you know what time it is?

Entp :yes.

Enfp:

Entp :

Enfp : you’re not telling me are you?

Entp :no.

ENFP : Good morning! I brought your coffee.

ISTJ : Thank you, can I have a little spoon please?

ENFP : Oh, I almost forgot! [Hugs ISTJ from behind]

ISTJ : [flustered] That’s not what I meant, but I’ll take this too-

ENFP : I just saw a guy in the library cry for five minutes or so and then his phone alarm went off and he just…stopped crying ? And went right on back to work.

INFJ : Yeah that was just ESFJ

ESFJ : [walking past them] it’s called time management.

ENTP: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I’m falling asleep already.

ENTP: “Cowards,” on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, casual and fun, short and to the point, exciting, and dramatic.

Tori, sniffling: Calm down, I’m probably not sick. It might just be allergies.

Michael: Okay, tell me this: are you like, really tired?

Tori: I have depression, what do you think?