Michael K Williams as Julius Caesar for the Shakespeare Theatre of New Jersey.
For various reasons, I’m relieved to see black guys getting Shakespearean roles that are not Othello.
Fun fact: in ancient Rome, grabbing your nuts meant “I am telling the absolute truth” (“testimony” and “testicles” are from the same root; I wonder if “mony” in this compound is the same as in “alimony,” it’d make the whole word “I bet my balls this is true”). I am not sure what an extended middle finger and the derpface meant, though.
actually, testimony is a shortened form of testimonium, whereas alimony is a shortened form of alimonia. both went through french before they came to english, and french monks really liked putting ‘-y’s and ‘-ie’s on the end of things.
also most etymologists think that the reason why testis literally means ‘witness’ is because testicles, according to the romans, ‘bore witness’ to one’s relative masculinity, but it’s totally possible either, or both, explanations make sense. either way, it’s weird as hell. and also really cool. but not as cool as michael k williams.
The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?”
He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.”
“Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?”
“Yes,” he says, “I was in Iraq for one tour.”
The interviewer says, “That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?”
The guy says, “Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles.”
The interviewer grimaces and then says, “Okay. You’ve got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day.”
The guy is puzzled and asks, “If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm, why don’t you want me here until 10:00 am?”
“This is a government job”, the interviewer says. “For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.”
Second of my Avengers pin ups. I like the Matt Fraction Comics Hawkeye way better then movie Hawkeye, and I know Jeremy Renner could totally play sassy clumsy wonderful Hawkeye and I’m sad that they don’t let him.
Hey cuties!…Still..on My Spooky October Time off Hehee..but, I´ve been keeping a close eye on my Inbox! and, I realized that…alot of you x3 really Loved my last Ass Picture. Made by the wonderful Bea Addams. but..you wanted a better hairstyle..Dx so…Just to keep you all extra Happy!..Here is..the RE-DO of the Old picture WIth!..NEW HAIRSTYLE :D so, I really hope you all LOVE it x3 and please be sure to ((LIKE & SHARE)) XOxoOXoxOXO!!!!!
Morning Cuties!…Hehee..I´m at the store right now, doing a Little early grocery shopping Hehee..but, I was too lazy..to get dressed this morning..so..❤ I decided to be a Little..Hehee naughty x3 ❤ uff..I swear..at first doing this..at this hour..is risky..Mmm..I usually..do these kind of things..during the night or in not so public, places x3 but..today..I woke up, so..hot and Mmm..wet..I just had too…Mmm..I love..being naked…and I love..that risky feeling ❤ I´m sure some of you Reading this..know exacly what I´m talking about x//3 Mmm…I really..got lucky making sure no one saw me..taking this picture Hehee…❤ the things, I do..to keep you all happy! x//3 Mmm..and I´m sure you can..already..tell..Hehee..how happy..I am..too..❤ its..so hard..keeping..my big..hard..cock..underneeth..my..coat..and keep it..from..poping..out…uff…I got..so..hard..when..a older..woman..that..Works..there..came..up..and rubed my..cock over..my coat…thinking..it was my..stomach…Mmmm!!…she thought, I was expecting…Hehee..so, I just pretended..and..moved..My..Cock..as if it..kicked..x//3 oh..gosh..that was so..bad..Mmm..I really..hope you all enjoy..the picture..Mmm…please..be sure to ((LIKE & SHARE)) XOXoxoXOxOX Muah! ❤
…´´Did, I mention..I´m also Wearing..a Butt-PLug?..Hehee´´…
Morning cutíes!..yes..I know..Ugh…Monday..Dx buuut!..as some of you have already noticed!, My wonderful and super awesome talented friend Athena Obviate!!! ❤ Has made 2 New Gorgeous Works of art :D and I mean just Looook x3 Looooook aren´t they soooo pretty and perfect! ❤ I just had to share them with all of you, I mean her work is already amazing but if you haven´t had a chance to take a peek at her work…I strongly recommend it :3 she can make you a forever lasting memory of your avie to hang on your Wall or use as a profile picture! :D I´ll make sure to leave the Link to her work at the bottom but also please be sure to ((LIKE & SHARE)) Hope you all have a wonderful great day and be sure to keep one eye open for new post!! XOoxOXoxoxX Muuuuah!
Mooorning cutíes! ❤ Hope everyone is having a wonderful week so far Hehee I just wanted to share this quick Little picture x3 I´m not really well..dressed but I did promise, to post a few more pictures Hehee for all of you too enjoy x3 ❤ but just to be clear..I´m still on brake..so please be patient with me x.x and I promise to do my best to keep you all happy ❤ Hope you all have a wonderful Morning and a great day!!! Please be sure to ((LIKE & SHARE)) XOXoxoXOoxOXox!!!!
…´´Hmm..would you like some special Syrup to go with that Hehee?´´…
Good Morning all!, we finally did it ❤ 5000 Tumblr Followers!!!!!! so as a special thank you, to everyone who helped me reach this amazing goal ❤ I decided to reward you all with this Stunning work of art ❤ made by Bea Addams ❤ You all deserve so much more, without you none of these post would have been made!
Love you all, Please be sure to ((LIKE & SHARE))…..XOoxOXoxoX…..❤
Mmmm…Hey all Bright and early here just enjoying my Day off by the Pool with a few magazines and a super Yummy thick Hotdog!…Hehee..my one day off diet x3 and Im sure as heck going to enjoy it!..I also have a few water balloons incase..any of those..horrible…neighboor kids next door try..anything again…always spying on me while I try to get a simple tan..or eat my food in peace!!!…but o well…oh! and I also got myself a new shirt Hehee..which I totally love..I even use it for bed time its super comfy x3 well Hehee..thats it for another pic I hope you all can check up on me next time!!! Hope you all have a great weekend :D! and please be sure to ((LIKE & SHARE)) Muah° XOXoxOXoxOX!
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