#the house of hades
Leo, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Jason: You did WHAT–
Piper: William Snakepeare
Piper: I’m an omnivore because I eat plants and meat
Drew: what am I?
Piper: Well Drew you only eat dick so that makes you a slut
Frank: I think Godzilla is a beautiful man
Frank: I wanna take him to red robins
*Leo when he gets nervous in front of new people*
Leo: Hi welcome to Chillis
Long live to the ghost king!!
annabeth and percy falling into tartarus is like when a really big spider gets into your shower.
like, in all likelihood it’s gonna end worse for the spider than the residents but by the gods is it going to cause havoc while its there
and then bob is one of those freaks who picks the spider up very gently with his bare hands and takes it outside despite all the other residents telling him to kill it with fire
“He carried so much sadness and loneliness, so much heartache. Yet he put his mission first. He persevered. Reyna respected that. She understood that. She’d never been a touchy-feely person, but she had the strangest desire to drape her cloak over Nico’s shoulders and tuck him in. She mentally chided herself. He was a comrade, not her little brother. He wouldn’t appreciate the gesture.”
Inktober 2019 day 23: ancient
Frank Zhang Headcanons for the soul because he deserves everything
If you want to see my Percy Headcanons check out my last post
-Frank regularly plays mythomagic with Nico
-For years he would sleep as a bulldog. Hazel told him she thought it was cute but privately she thought it was a bit weird
-Frank trained to summon arrows magically. A gift from his father.
-Frank would sometimes practice his chinese calligraphy to feel closer to his family. He did this a lot on the Argo II
-Similarly he makes tea to feel connected to his mother. Sometimes Hazel will make it with him, and they use it as kind of a mutual way to relax from their Preator duties.
-Archery in general isn’t very respected at Camp Jupiter, but Frank ushered in a new era of archers among the romans. He personally teaches classes several times a month and was even able to get the Roman version of Apollo down to help him once.
-As he grows older Frank meets Alex Fierro through mutual friends, and together they’re able to both learn to advance their shapeshifting abilities to things that aren’t even animals. Things like razors for hands or stronger muscles. Frank uses this as a cheat code to not exercise and Alex uses it to change their sex.
-Frank and Clarrise do NOT get along. He thought she was a bully and she thought he wasn’t fit to lead. This never really changes, unfortunately, but they do over time learn to work together if nothing else.
-He really enjoys Lord of The Rings. He read all the books and tried to get Hazel into the films but she finds modern live action movies deeply unsettling so that didn’t work out.
-Enjoys playing chess with Annabeth when they hung out. She’s the only one out of their group go friends that can beat him.
-As he grows up and starts to reach his full height, he ends up as a Six Foot Five 250 lb monster of a man. Just totally fucking jacked.
-He and Hazel decided to wait until marriage to have sex, which everyone thought was really cute. When they DO get married (At age 20 and 22 respectively) Hazel pops out their first born exactly 9 months later.
-Their daughter is named Marie, and she’s a perfect bundle of joy with dark curls and pools of brown eyes.
-He and Percy are really close. Frank is actually the Godfather of Percy and Annabeths kids, not Grover, because Grover is so busy with being the Lord of the Wild that they decided it wouldn’t be fair to him. Percy in turn is Marie’s godfather.
-He often sees Percy as a bit of a mentor, and in more than one occasion has asked him for advice for leadership. Percy, while flattered, has readily admitted that Frank is a better and more competent leader than he ever was. If anything Percy should go to him for advice.
-Sometimes when he gets stressed with Preator duties he turns into a bird and just flies in one direction. He does this to clear his head and meditate.
-Eventually Hazel convinced him to take medicine for his anxiety, because even though he became more capable as he grew up, he often didn’t feel like it. The medication helped a lot, and he’s very grateful for the advice.
-Frank insists on bagged milk (The Canadian way) in his and Hazels home. Amusingly, this is the only argument the two of them regularly get into. (Especially considering he’s lactose intolerant so he can’t even drink milk.)
