#the son of neptune
Nico: I should be turning 69 this year
Will: You know what that means *winks*
Nico: *starts crying* I’m really old
Piper: I spilt Lipstick in your Valentino bag
Aphrodite: You spilt lipstick in my White Valentino bag!?!
Jason *to Nico* : is that a hickey!?!
Nico: No i just burnt myself with a straightener
Piper, Annabeth & Hazel: it’s a hickey then
Piper: I’m an omnivore because I eat plants and meat
Drew: what am I?
Piper: Well Drew you only eat dick so that makes you a slut
Frank: I think Godzilla is a beautiful man
Frank: I wanna take him to red robins
*Leo when he gets nervous in front of new people*
Leo: Hi welcome to Chillis
Nico: I should be turning 69 this year
Will: You know what that means *winks*
Nico: *starts crying* I’m really old
Leo, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Jason: You did WHAT–
Piper: William Snakepeare
Okay but why does no one talk about the slaves that the amazons keep???
Like Rick shows us how the Amazons chains up men, collars them and forces them to do all their work and treates them like dogs and everybody sees it and completely ignores it?
That issue isn’t even brought up in any other books or by the fans and the amazons are even treated as heroes and it pisses me off so much.
remember the Son of Neptune book where Hazel describe Percy and he was so RIDICULOUSLY powerful and beautiful and terrifying she thought he was god and my son is honestly so strong and must be a horrific enemy and a force to be feared
…but we forget because we know his inner dialogue is 50% “fuck fuck fuck AHHHHHHHHH well shit” and the other 50% is “I have no idea what’s going on but let’s just roll with it and hope I survive”
And honestly Percy Jackson is 10/10 the most relatable fake adult millennial to ever bluff his way through life. A true icon. The hero our generation deserves.
“He’d perfected his wolf stare over the last few months–a look that said: However bad you think you are, I’m worse. After strangling sea monsters and running over gorgons in a police car, Percy wasn’t scared of gangs. Pretty much nothing in the mortal world scared him anymore.”
-The Son of Neptune
Mr. Percy “Lupa taught me the wolf stare” Jackson. Gods look at him. Some lighting studies with everyone’s favorite demigod
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Frank Zhang Headcanons for the soul because he deserves everything
If you want to see my Percy Headcanons check out my last post
-Frank regularly plays mythomagic with Nico
-For years he would sleep as a bulldog. Hazel told him she thought it was cute but privately she thought it was a bit weird
-Frank trained to summon arrows magically. A gift from his father.
-Frank would sometimes practice his chinese calligraphy to feel closer to his family. He did this a lot on the Argo II
-Similarly he makes tea to feel connected to his mother. Sometimes Hazel will make it with him, and they use it as kind of a mutual way to relax from their Preator duties.
-Archery in general isn’t very respected at Camp Jupiter, but Frank ushered in a new era of archers among the romans. He personally teaches classes several times a month and was even able to get the Roman version of Apollo down to help him once.
-As he grows older Frank meets Alex Fierro through mutual friends, and together they’re able to both learn to advance their shapeshifting abilities to things that aren’t even animals. Things like razors for hands or stronger muscles. Frank uses this as a cheat code to not exercise and Alex uses it to change their sex.
-Frank and Clarrise do NOT get along. He thought she was a bully and she thought he wasn’t fit to lead. This never really changes, unfortunately, but they do over time learn to work together if nothing else.
-He really enjoys Lord of The Rings. He read all the books and tried to get Hazel into the films but she finds modern live action movies deeply unsettling so that didn’t work out.
-Enjoys playing chess with Annabeth when they hung out. She’s the only one out of their group go friends that can beat him.
-As he grows up and starts to reach his full height, he ends up as a Six Foot Five 250 lb monster of a man. Just totally fucking jacked.
-He and Hazel decided to wait until marriage to have sex, which everyone thought was really cute. When they DO get married (At age 20 and 22 respectively) Hazel pops out their first born exactly 9 months later.
-Their daughter is named Marie, and she’s a perfect bundle of joy with dark curls and pools of brown eyes.
-He and Percy are really close. Frank is actually the Godfather of Percy and Annabeths kids, not Grover, because Grover is so busy with being the Lord of the Wild that they decided it wouldn’t be fair to him. Percy in turn is Marie’s godfather.
-He often sees Percy as a bit of a mentor, and in more than one occasion has asked him for advice for leadership. Percy, while flattered, has readily admitted that Frank is a better and more competent leader than he ever was. If anything Percy should go to him for advice.
-Sometimes when he gets stressed with Preator duties he turns into a bird and just flies in one direction. He does this to clear his head and meditate.
-Eventually Hazel convinced him to take medicine for his anxiety, because even though he became more capable as he grew up, he often didn’t feel like it. The medication helped a lot, and he’s very grateful for the advice.
-Frank insists on bagged milk (The Canadian way) in his and Hazels home. Amusingly, this is the only argument the two of them regularly get into. (Especially considering he’s lactose intolerant so he can’t even drink milk.)
