#the joker
Batman: Urban Legends #15 - “Bear Witness” (2022)
written by Mark Russell
art by Karl Mostert & Trish Mulvihill
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It’s official!
Mark Hamill to voice the Joker in Batman: The Killing Joke!
http://geeknation.com/mark-hamill-will-be-voicing-the-joker-in-batman-the-killing-joke/
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harleyquinzelscreencaps
dc universe harleyquinn
BOP! Victor Zsaz aesthetic.
“I got one for all the little birds I helped fly away from this world. I’m saving a special spot for you. Right here.”
Harley, jokingly: I should have Mr. J kill you for that.
Joker, peering around the corner: Who do I need to kill?
Harley:Wh- no Puddin, I was just kidding around.
Joker, pulling out a switchblade: No, who’s bothering you?
Joker: *walks into the room with a giant stuffed animal* Guess who made 15 baskets in a row at the carnival?
Harley: Some kid we beat up!
Both: *High fives*
Therapist: Describe yourself in one word.
Joker:Indescribable.
[Phone rings]
Frost: *holding the phone* Boss, it’s your girlfriend.
Joker: *grabs the phone* Harley is not my girlfriend.
Joker: *into the phone* What is it pumpkin?
Joker: Listen, Doctor-
Harleen: Please, call me Harleen.
Joker: I’d rather not. If I named you, I might get attached.
Arkham Guard: This area is off limits to patients.
Joker: I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.
Ivy: If he doesn’t treat you right by now, you’re gone.
Harley: I’m gone.
Ivy: nOW GO CHOP HIS DICK OFF
Batman: I’m taking you in Joker.
Joker: Let me ask Harley.
Batman: That’s not how it work-
Joker: She said no.
Batman: What is it exactly that you do?
Harley: Kick names, take ass.
Joker:*facepalms*
Joker: Y'know, that doesn’t sound like an apology.
Harley: Bite me.
Joker:*Pins Harley to a wall*
Joker: If you’re not careful *Leans in*
Joker: I just might.
Harley: *is shook*
[Knocking on the door]
Harley: You wanna get that?
Joker: And interact with people? No, thanks.
Joker: *licks the chip Harley was about to eat* I licked it therefore it is mine.
Harley: *licks the Joker*
Joker: Well played.
Dr. Leland: Where have you been?
Harleen, coming back from a therapy session with the Joker: Emotional hell.
Joker: Harley, pumpkin pie let go of daddy’s leg.
Harley::(
Joker:my clients are staring.
Harley::(
Joker: get ahold of yourself woman.
Mob boss, being attacked by Harley: Get this bitch off of me!
Joker, unenthusiastically: Stop. Bad girl. No.
Joker: I’m ignoring you.
Harley:…
Joker: I said I’m ignoring you.
Harley:…
Joker: Stop ignoring me ignoring you!
