#the marauders incorrect quotes

McGonagall: [To the marauders] Did none of you think that this was a bad idea?

Sirius: Oh, no, we all did. We just decided to do it anyway.

James: *pitches an idea*

Sirius, impressed: Huh, there’s definitely something there!

Lily, under her breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.

James, walking into the room: MOONY AND PADFOOT, ARE YOU COMING OR-

Remus and Sirius: *making out*

Remus:

Sirius:

James: Oh, you’re being gay. Good job, carry on.

Lily: What are we doing here?

James: Buy yourself anything you want, Lils. It’s all on me.

Lily: But this card says Severus Snape…

James: It does? Must’ve grabbed the wrong one..

James: Oh well, I guess it’s fate. Let’s go!

james: lily can you do something for me

lily: what’s up babe

james: can you break up with me for four minutes and seven seconds champagne problems isn’t hitting as hard as usual right now

lily:

sirius: if there is a god up there, he is cruel and has abandoned humanity.

lily: what happened?

remus: minnie said she doesn’t like dogs

sirius, sobbing violently: SHE DOESN’T LOVE ME

dorcas: what should i wear?

marlene: whatever you want

dorcas: no, i need everyone to like me or i will combust now what should i wear

lily: babies with the audacity to have “dada” be their first word or look more like their dad are the scum of the earth

remus: uhh what the fuck

lily: daDA DIDN’T CARRY YOU FOR NINE MONTHS YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE-

james: she’s still mad harry said “dada” first

sirius: people often ask me how am i so pretty

sirius: it’s the inbreeding

sirius: just put cousins in the same room and let them do their thing