#the vampire diaries
Y/n:You need to learn how to stand up for yourself.
Elena: Do you know how easy that is for you to say?
Y/n:No, no. Nothing in English is easy for me to say.
Y/n: Now Kai, I know we don’t always see eye-to-eye on things, but—
Kai: That’s because you’re short
Y/n:
Kai, sweating: I take it back
Kai:Your eyes are gorgeous.
Y/n:Was it really necessary to wake me up at 4 am just to tell me that?
Kai:Yes.
Kai, throwing their head into Y/n’s lap: Tell me I’m pretty!
Y/n, lovingly stroking their hair: You’re pretty fucking annoying, that’s what you are.
Y/n: Elena hasn’t stopped staring through the window since the storm started
Y/n: I suppose i should let her in
Elena: I’m embarrassed, ashamed, disgraced, mortified, humiliated-
Y/n: What are you, a dictionary?
Katherine: Are you nervous?
Y/n:Yes.
Katherine: Is this your first time?
Y/n: No, I have been nervous before.
Y/n: For this mission, I wore the perfect disguise to make sure I was never noticed by anyone. Something so drab and uninspiring-
Elena: I feel this is going to be a dig at me
Y/n: I wore Elena’s clothes
Elena: There it is
Katherine, walking into a room: Hi Y/n!
Caroline: Do you just not see the other ten people in the room or-
Stefan: Where’s Y/n?
Katherine: Doing stuff.
Stefan: Don’t like the sound of that, where’s Elena?
Katherine: Stopping Y/n from doing stuff.
Stefan: Kai?
Katherine: Stopping Elena, so Y/n can do the stuff.
Stefan: And you?
Katherine: Distracting you, so Y/n can do the stuff.
Kai: So, who’s in charge here?
Elena: Either Y/n or Damon, whichever shouts the loudest.
Bonnie: It seems like you get really upset when Y/n is linked to other guys
Katherine:No
Bonnie:No?
Katherine:No. I just wanna kill them
Stefan: so Y/n, we know that you are having problems in your life right now.
Elena: yeah, how big your problems?
Y/n: *looks at Damon* Damon, how tall are you?
Damon:what?
Elena & Stefan:what?
Elena: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Y/n:It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
Elena: The three of them saw it, Y/n. How do you explain that?
Y/n: *points at Damon* Sleep deprivation. *points at Katherine* Paranoia.*points at Kai* Delusional personality disorder.
Kai: Y/n, there’s something I’ve been meaning to say and Damon says I should just talk to you.
Y/n: Talk to me about what?
Kai: About this. *kisses Y/n*
Y/n: … Keep talking.
Bonnie: A guardian angel is like, this friend who follows you around and makes sure you don’t get into trouble and loves you with all their heart.
Y/n: Oh, so like you.
Bonnie, tearing up:
