Jaune:*Don’t stare at her thighs, don’t stare at her thighs, don’t stare at her thighs*
Winter:*Steps forward to lead them into Atlas Academy*
Jaune:*Defeated* Shit, you looked at her thighs.
*Dead silence*
Jaune: Oscar, buddy, I said that out loud, didn’t I?
Oscar:*Embarrassed* Ah, yeah. You did.
Weiss:*Jaw clenched, staring at Jaune unblinkingly*
Winter:*Mouth briefly drops open before closing* This way.
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Weiss:*Extremely irritated* Has he no decency!?
Yang:I don’t know how to answer that question without making you mad.
Weiss:*Is done with these degenerates*
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Winter:F-furthermore, I’ll have you at least give my sister the barest modicum of respect! It’s o-o-only fair!
Jaune:*Happy, muffled noises*
Winter:*Gasps*Oh, good boy. Now don’t stop licking until you see the whites of my eyes! O-nly theennnnnnnn! O-only then may you enter my mouth. *Tries to be stern as her thighs quake, looking down at Jaune* If I wake up to anything less than feeling as if I’m to choke, y-you will be sorr-eeeeeee!!!!
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Blake:I think you’re blowing this a little out of proportion, Weiss.
Weiss:*Fidgets*Perhaps.*Sighs*Yes, you’re right. Amongst other things, my sister is first and foremost a soldier and thena high class lady in her own right. *Laughs guiltily* Sorry. Hmm. I should probably apologize to Winter too, for doubting the strength of her character!
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Regardless of whatever issues you might have with RWBY proper (my list goes: anything that isn’t related to the characters themselves, their interactions, the music and the fights), you have to admit that Rooster Teeth knew exactlywhat they were doing with Winter and her new design, specifically those pants.
Jaune:*Glares at Yang and Blake giggling and feeding each other finger foods*
*Jaune runs up, flips the table over scattering food and making the two girls jump before running away - escaping through their 23rd floor window*
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Ruby:Mmmmm.*Is kissed*
Oscar:*Pulls back from kiss, smiling gently*
Jaune:*Irritated*
Oscar:*Steps back* How about we take Jaune home, baby?
Jaune:*RKO outta nowhere’s Oscar*
Ruby:*Shrieks*What the heck, Jaune!?
Jaune:*Is too busy being a viper, hissing and staring at the unconscious Oscar’s body*
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Glynda:*Laughs cheerfully into scroll* Oh Bart–
*Jaune angrily runs up and slaps her scroll to the ground, stomps it into pieces, glares at her and then proceeds to sprint out of the rebuilding Vale*
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Nora:HA! You’re no match for Renny and me’s sick combos, fearless leader! *Button mashes as Ren smiles next to her*
Ren:*Rubs Nora’s back*
Jaune:*Triggered af, proceeds to fall back on years of video gaming and utterly destroys them both*
Nora:Awww. We’re dead, Renny.
Ren:I wouldn’t have it any other way than together, Nora. *Nora tears up*
*Glass shatters as Jaune chucks the console out the window and dives out of it like a professional swimmer*
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Weiss:*Excitedly*And then he actually proposed! Right there, with the sunset and the waves crashing on the beach and *tears up a bit* it was just so romantic of him.
Sun:Gotta give it to my boy, conquering the ocean for his girl is pretty cool.
Neptune:*Blushes*
*Jaune has had enough of the engagement party, flings glass of wine at Weiss whose mouth drops open as she drips with it and steals Sun’s glass from a stunned hand, does the same to Neptune*
Jaune: Good day! *Storms off*
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Raven:*Uncomfortable, embarrassed* You actually mean that, don’t you?
Tai:*Very serious* Do you think I’d joke about something like this, Rae?
*Raven looks sad, but hopeful. Jaune, who was busy digging up a tree for Tai felt his blood boil and chucked a huge amount of dirt at the two of them*
Tai:*Yells and falls into his house*
Raven:*Spitting, yanking at the chest of her top before freezing* MY HAIR!!!
*Jaune runs*
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Qrow:*Clapping Winter’s cheeks*
Winter:*Getting clapped and loving it*
Jaune:*Enters room, freezes*
Also Jaune: *Aims scroll at the two and takes a picture*
Qrow:What the fuck!? *Trying to hide his dick*
Winter:*Lets out a little scream and tries to pull pants up* N-no, please, delete it - aaahhhh, he’s leaving! *Sprints after him*
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Maria: Ahh, I’ve been waiting all day for this.
*Happily eating pistachio ice cream cone*
Jaune:*Angrily smacks her cone to the sidewalk, splattering and shattering it* Get the fuck outta here with that bullshit!
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Jaune:*Walking into his apartment after several annoying days angrily* –with that shit, I ain’t even gonna play with that shit! If I can’t be happy, in love or getting laid then nobody can!
Jaune:
Jaune:*Looks at Neo stretched across his couch, laying there and sleeping peacefully beneath a big, comfy pink blanket with her hair mussed from sleep and looking adorable*
Jaune:*Realizes*Oh shit! I forgot I amhappy, in love and am getting laid on a regular basis! *Slaps himself in the face* Fuck. Equality for all. Forgive me, adorable love of my life, but Mama Arc didn’t raise no bitch!
*Runs at Neo, who wakes up bleary eyed and to the sight of Jaune doing a front flip towards her tiny, sleepy frame*
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Jaune:And that’s how I wound up in the hospital. I senton’d my girlfriend, Neo roundhouse kicked me in the head and then put me through the kitchen table and I’m very sorry.
Neo:*Nods grumpily*
Everyone Jaune Fucked With:Good.*Walks off because they’re still pissed*
Jaune:*Sighs* I’m going to be kissing so much ass and not all of it’s gonna be yours, Neo.
Neo:*Pokes him in a broken rib*
Jaune: Ow! I deserved that. Oh. I deserve it. *Winces*Ohhhh. I’m on the couch, aren’t I?
Neo:*Holds a finger up*
Jaune:Awww man, a month? *Neo gives him an ‘are you serious right now?’ face* Yeah alright. Stupid brain, always getting me in trouble.
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Hey, look who wrote Snowbird into one of these despite not liking Snowbird at all.
I’ve been enjoying my free time a lot, and let Weiss convince me to draw a little. Still unsure about what I’ll do in the future w/ the drawing, but for now, enjoy some remakes of Club Beacon outfits.
Q: What if your character had a Beach like in Death Stranding?
P. S. Yes, I know that colorless people in DS are dead. Let’s consider that Weiss and Winter have become colorful because over time they have made protecting humanity a priority? (but in fact, I did it just because I wanted to and I thought it would look nice, but don’t tell anyone).
It’s a little sad that we didn’t get their content in the trailer. I hope that because they have an important role and no one wants to spoil it. One way or another, it is an event for RWBY ASK. I hope you enjoy it.
I still like this job in line better than the color. I also did it with the hope of getting into RWBY zin. Unbelievably panicking. I’ve done my best, but I’m tuning in to not be taken. It’s going to be a lot easier when it happens. And if they do, I’ll be twice as happy. It’s a win-win situation :’)
I hope no one minds the Qrowin tag. It’s not in the theme of the appointed day, but Snowbird my Snowbird, why it shouldn’t be with this tag, since this week is delicious with my favorite otp.
The most beloved child on the RWBY team. It’s incredibly nice to watch her grow up since the first volumes. And it was incredibly nice to finally see her reunited with her sister in volume 7. I am very worried that if I get their interaction in further volumes, then in much smaller quantities. I shouldn’t worry about that, should I? They won’t forget about my beloved family?
It was so sad that Winter opened for Weiss in a episode with Maiden, who hinted at James’ unreliability, and eventually the younger sister became the one who kept information from her sister. I hope they will talk about it.
And where’s Klein? I love the episode at RWBY Chibi so much where Klein stood up for Weiss to Winter and noticed that he was raising both girls. I want to believe that he was the one who influenced Winter to look after her sister when their mother started having problems. Maybe I should draw him as well… I like the idea of adding a second outsider to Schnee family, but there’s still no Jacques. Sorry, I don’t like him very much. Meh.
My favorite child. Only Weiss can compete with her for a place in my callousness and dark heart.
I still love headcanon very much, that little Winter was very close to Nicholas, who told stories about his service in the army and traveling during expeditions, inspiring her to choose her own path. But sometimes I think that she ran away from her father more than she chose to join the army, as a matter of life that she always wanted to do. Ironically, I don’t think that her current life in the army is very different from what happened at home (in my opinion, of course).
Also interesting was the moment in the dialogue with Penny, where Winter mentions that the general has to make decisions, so she does not have to do it. Was this a hint that Winter is in some way afraid to solve serious problems and easier to obey? Is it possible to say that in James she sees a father who was not Jacques? Or maybe young James knew Nicholas and they looked alike to him? What if James reminds her of her grandfather?
I love headcanons. They give me anything that doesn’t have time or plans to give me this show.
