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harry: *hands louis a bottle of water*
louis: what the fuck
harry: niall said i make you thirsty?
louis:
harry:oH—
1d stans rlly trending worldwide this whole week with the online concert and now the Walls Olympics huh
louis, trying and failing to flirt: i like your name
harry, equally as bad at it: thanks, i got it for my birthday
niall: okay go over there and say your best pickup line
harry: okay *walks over to louis* i like my partners like my intrusive thoughts
louis: what the fuck
harry: fucking me over in the middle of the night
niall: oh my god *leaves*
OMG OMG AU WHERE HARRY IS AN EMPLOYEE AT A STORE AND LOUIS WALKS IN AND ASKS FOR HELP AND THEY GET INTO A FIGHT ABOUT SOME RANDOM SHIT AND THEN HARRY GETS FRUSTRATED AND GOES LIKE “SEE THIS IS WHY ALL STRAIGHT MEN ARE PIECES OF SHIT” AND THEN LOUIS GOES “FUCK YOU BITCH GUESS WHAT I LIKE DICK TOO”
pls someone write this i need it to live in quarantine i would but i’m 46 updates behind on my fic rn i’m a CLOWN
harry: i put a little note in your bag to remind you that i love you
louis: *checking bag* this is a 40 page letter with mla formatting
harry: oh no fuck it’s not good enough is it
I’M CRYING WHO KNEW THE WATTPAD LIFE WAS REAL LMAOOOO
harry: hey what does y/n mean?
liam: your name
harry: hm so it would be like “harry leaned up and pressed his lips to louis’, in love with his gorgeous blue orbs”?
niall: *faints in larry is real*
friendly reminder that we might never hear harry styles sing medicine live again
the fact that louis sang “we’ve come so far since princess park” in Habit at Madrid and Princess Park is where harry and louis lived together I want to c r y louis has officially outlarried harry I don’t make the rules
this gif represents how I felt when I heard that line so perfectly??? like “huh what’s this”??? then the surprise??? then the little all knowing happy smirk??? but like,,, yO WHAT THE FUCK WAS MADRID
(p.s. if y’all want to download any of the songs louis sang go to tinyurl.com/LouisMadrid and you can,,,, download it? you’re welcome yeehaw)
person: hey, can I borrow your phone?
me: *sweats* yeah, just a sec *changes lockscreen, homescreen, & deletes all 37,293 saved larry pics*
me: *pouring buckets of sweat* haha here you go
louis tomlinson the purest friendship
and steve aoki ever oh my god
The one in which two rivals at Hogwarts, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson, hate each other’s guts, risk expulsion by playing pranks on each other every day, fake date and fail miserably at it, and destroy the Whomping Willow - but along the way, they manage to fuck up their dynamic.
(Which may or may not be partly due to their three mutual best friends that love making sexual innuendos about them - and who ship them so much that they run a fanpage along with Professor Malfoy.)
Handy recipe for this angst-filled fic:
• one easily bothered Hufflepuff (Harry Styles)
• one mouthy Slytherin (Louis Tomlinson)
• one sensible human (Liam “Daddy” Payne)
• one loud Irish boy (Niall “White Bread” Horan)
• one iconic traitor (Zayn “Badboi” Malik)
• sixty-nine cups of sexual tension ;)
• one school full of Larry shippers
• everyone’s second favorite gay couple (Drarry “OH MY FUCK” Matter)
