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Johnny: How is it my fault we couldn’t go to cochella?
Jaehyun: You’re conspiring against my happiness.
Johnny: Dude, you think I didnt want to go? 2ne1 was there.
Jaehyun: Also Harry Styles, Doja Cat, the city girls and Megan The Stallion. Megan The STALLION Johnny! My wife. You don’t want me to meet her cause you want her all for yourself.
Johnny: I mean yeah I wouldn’t turn her down.
Jaehyun: I knew it! Traitor!
Johnny: But you are not in a relationship with her. Namjoon is in more of relationship with her then you.
Jaehyun: Yet, Johnny. Yet. And didn’t I tell you not to mention his name. I will fight him to get next to her.
Johnny: I think all of Bts fought each other to get next to her. But you know Namjoon could kick your ass.
Jaehyun: Ha, Yoongi sure but Namjoon I’d like to see him try.
Taeyong: Jaehyun you’re getting worked up, here eat some ice.
Jaehyun: *chewing ice*
Taeyong: *petting Jaehyun* you like eating ice don’t you?
Mark: What the fuck goes on around here?
NCT serving you a beverage.
Taeil: Just hands a soda from the fridge.
Johnny: Pours soda in a cup of ice but one of the ice cubes has a fake roach in it and he’s awaiting your reaction.
Taeyong: You just asked for water and he made a five course meal.
Yuta: Pours a glass of red wine and jokes about how it looks like blood. And tells a story lie about how he use to go to blood drinking parties.
Doyoung: Gives you the best looking glass of ice water with a slice of lemon
Kun: Makes a mug of coffee and brings you croissant.
Ten: Brings you the strongest margarita you’ve ever had while he drinks the rest from the blender with a straw.
Jaehyun: Tosses you a warm beer straight from the box.
Winwin: Brought out two Capri Suns and puts your straw in it for you.
Jungwoo: He carried two cups of juice along with a plate of cookies. He held one cup in his mouth and accidently gave you the cup that was half full and in his mouth.
Mark: Brings you a cold store brand soda with a mcdonald’s straw from the drawer full of McDonald’s straws and condiments.
Lucas: Passes you a 2 liter bottle of sprite he just drank out of.
Xiaojun: Brings two cups of lemonade but he was holding bella while pouring the lemonade in the cups and now there’s dog hair in your lemonade.
Hendery: He drank it on his way to you and had to go back and get you more in the same cup he drank out of.
Renjun: Pours evian water in a glass of ice with lemon slices and spring of mint on the rim with a glass straw and short bread cookies on the side.
Jeno: Pours sprite into a glass of ice at the table and puts a bendy straw in it.
Haechan: He’s waiting for you to bring him a drink.
Jaemin: Makes two ice coffees in cups big enough to be vases. And brings a plate full of sweets.
Yangyang: He was holding two cups of juice and took a sip of his then thought you had too much and took a sip of yours then took a sip of his to even it out. By the time he got to you there was just an ounce left.
Shotaro: Pours a non alcoholic cocktail into a pineapple with a silly straw and tiny umbrella.
Sungchan: Gives you a bottle of chocolate milk and bag chips.
Chenle: Leaves for a bit and comes back with an assortment of beverages and snacks.
Jisung: Brings out two juice boxes and two sandwiches Jaemin made and cut into triangles.
Jaemin: How do you make someone fall in love with you?
Taeyong: You can’t make someone fall in love with you. You just have to meet the right person.
Doyoung: When you meet them you won’t have to force it.
Yuta: Here’s what you do. You give them attention, then take it away. Give them attention and take it away. Love is a about edging them then not letting them have it when they’re really close, then repeat.
Doyoung: That’s not love.
Taeyong: That’s how you create obsession.
Yuta: Yeah, love.
Doyoung: Obsession is not love.
Haechan: What are you talking about? Obsession and Love is the same thing.
Yuta: See Haechan agrees.
Doyoung: That’s not someone you want on your side.
Jaemin: No, no they make sense.
Doyoung: We should just duct tape Yuta’s mouth.
Taeyong:Yeah, He’d probably like that.
Taeil: All Around the World
Johnny: Big juicy
Taeyong: Literal Legend
Yuta: Emo Boy
Ten: Yummy, That’s Hot
Jaehyun: Nasty
Winwin: Hard
Jungwoo: Vacation Bible School
Xiaojun: Cadillacs
Lucas: Come On Down To McDonald’s
Hendery: Spank It
Renjun: NGSUNC
Haechan: Princess, Real Messy Bitch
Jaemin: Iconic
Yangyang: Make U Cum
Shotaro: Iconic
Chenle: Hollywood Dream
Haechan: I don’t mean to be rude but I’m a 10 you’re a 2. How would anyone think I was dating you. When Renjun, Jeno and Jaemin are standing right there.
Mark: You can’t say you don’t mean to be rude then proceed to be rude. I was just telling you what I read.
Jaemin: What makes you think any of us would date YOU?
Renjun: I don’t even want to be in the same room as you.
Jeno: You’re at most an 8 on a good day.
Haechan:…..I see.
Haechan: *stares out the window as it rains for two straight hours*
Johnny: I have to be honest. I’m back on those drugs I quit. I kept my dealer’s number.
Jaehyun: I never quit in the first place. I just got high with Jisung and Chenle at dream’s dorm. I didn’t want to influence you.
Johnny: You’re such a good friend. Supporting my sobriety.
Jaehyun: Of course. So you want me to call Chenle.
Johnny: Please, I just ran out.
Mark: Does Chenle sell drugs?
Johnny: Please catch up. You should know this.
Mark: How am I suppose to know who sell and does drugs.
Johnny: Chenle, Renjun, Haechan, Yuta, Jisung and Yangyang sell. Everyone but Doyoung and Kun smokes weed.
Mark: Why don’t you invite me?
Johnny: You give major cop’s son vibes.
Mark: I do?
Jaehyun: Oh yeah, hella narc vibes.
Taeyong: What do you guys have to say to Doyoung?
Renjun: Sorry I tried to set you on fire
Haechan: Sorry I threw a snake at you.
Johnny: Sorry I dared them to set you on fire and throw a snake at you. I didn’t think they’d do it.
Doyoung: You knew they’d do it.
Johnny: Yeah, it was so funny. I’d do it again.
Haechan: Me too. Someone get me a snake.
Johnny: *hands Haechan a snake* Here.
Taeyong: Throw it, Haechan aim for his mouth.
Doyoung:Hey!
Taeyong: It was funny Doyoung.
Johnny: Where are you two going?
Jungwoo:Florida.
Johnny:Why?
Jungwoo: Some woman messaged me “Come on down to Florida I got something for ya”
Doyoung: Please don’t take Hyunjin with you.
Hyunjin: I wanna know what she has for him.
Jungwoo: *holds Hyunjin’s hand* For us.
Johnny: What do you think she has for you?
Doyoung: Don’t ask that.
Jungwoo: What else would a lady have for two pretty boys.
Hyunjin: Aw you think I’m pretty?
Jungwoo: Of course.
Yuta: *out of nowhere* Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.
Jungwoo: We will only kiss during a threesome with an older woman in a pay by the hour hotel room in Hialeah.
Doyoung: *on the phone* Chan I think you should come get Hyunjin before he flies to Florida with Jungwoo.
I may be very soft but like. last week I was painting in someone’s unit and I found an old piece of masking tape on the side of a door frame and in that moment I fell in love. like I have no idea who it was that left that tape there and it was at least ten years ago and here we are separated across time but together in our decision to care about these walls, to protect them from our mistakes, and if that ain’t intimacy then I don’t know what is
I completed some major changes to the Library For Kinksters. Here is the update…
Aftercare
- Aftercare 101
- Aftercare For Dominants
- Coping With Emotional Subdrop
- Dom Drop
- How To Make A Sub Drop Kit
- Online Aftercare
- sub/Dom Space, sub/Dom Drop and Aftercare
- Subdrop and Aftercare
- Subspace and Aftercare
Consent
Doms, Daddies & Masters
- 7 Fundamental Characteristics of A Daddy Dom
- 12 Characteristics Of An Ideal Submissive
- 25 Things Daddies Should Do For Their Littles
- 30 Rules For A Modern Gentleman
- 45 Things A Girl Wants, But Won’t Ask For
- 50 Rules for Daddies
- 100 Sweet Things You Can Do For Your Princess
- 101 Things To Do To Make Your Slave Feel Owned (loved)
- Alternative Names For “Daddy”
- Alternative Domme Titles
- Aspects Of Control
- Asserting Ownership - Rules
- Daddy Up!
- Defining A Daddy Dom
- Dominants Need Training Also
- Fun Tasks Daddies Can Give Their Littles
- Help For New Doms
- How (and Why) To Go Down On Your Submissive
- How To Be A Good Dominant
- How to Find a Submissive
- Knowing when to be a Dom and when to be her Man
- New to DDLG - A Daddy Dom
- Observations On Doms By A Submissive
- So you want to be a Dom?
- So Your Girlfriend Wants You To Dominate her
- Some Little Rules All Daddies Should Know
- The Dom Commandments
- Things for Daddies to Keep in Mind
- What Being A Dom Is About - A Submissive’s Perspective
- What does the title Daddy mean?
- What is a Daddy Dom?
- What is a Daddy Dom Mentor?
- What It Means To Be A Dominant
- What Makes A Good Dominant
Littles, Subs & Slaves
- 6 Questions Every Submissive Needs To Ask Her Potential Dominant
- 7 Common Types of Submissives
- 10 Tips For Living With A Sadist
- 10 Things A Dominant Needs From A Submissive
- 11 Red Flags Of An Abusive Dominant
- 26 Baby Girl Jobs
- 50 Things You Can Do For Your Daddy
- A Bottom’s Responsibility
- A Dominant’s Advice To His Submissive
- A Man Who Knows You…
- A Good Dom vs. A Bad Dom
- Acid Test For Subs
- Ask A Million And One Questions
- Attraction to DD/lg: A Little’s Perspective
- Baby girl or little? A brief introduction
- Care and feeding of Daddies
- Characteristics Of A Good Daddy
- Coaxing The Daddy Dom Out Of Your Partner
- Feminist Submissive
- Finding Your Dominant
- Good Rules For Middles and Littles To Live By
- Guide For Young Newbie Sub Girls
- How a Dom Behaves Shows How He Will Behave Towards You.
- “How do I find Daddy?” A guide to help you safely find the Daddy you’re looking for.
- How Does A Submissive Ask for Something from Their Dominant?
- How To Find A Dom
- How to Take Proper Care of Your Dom
- I Solemnly Swear I Will Not Do This To Daddy
- Novice Submissives
- Physical abuse of littles - it is never OK
- Signs Of A Fake ‘Dominant’
- Stuff no one tells you about submission, until the spreader bar is on and you are trapped.
- Submissives, Learning to Trust Your Instincts
- Submissive Pride
- Submissive Traits - Intelligence
- Things My Dream Daddy Would Say To Me
- What is a Little?
- When newbie subs, with asinine “doms,” need to run away.
- Why I call him Daddy
- Your Rights As A Submissive
Long Distance Relationships
- 10 Ways To Survive A Long Distance Relationship
- Getting The Most Out Of A Long Distance Relationship
- How To Make Long Distance Relationships Work
- Long Distance Relationships - Tools To Cope
- Long Distance Relationships (LDR) Contemplation: Sticking with plans
- The Long Distance D/s Relationship
Mental Health
- BDSM practitioners ‘healthier and less neurotic’ than ‘vanilla’ peers
- Body image & BDSM
- How to Get Over Feeling Sad
- Is BDSM normal?
- Love your Vulva – a self-esteem guide to your sensitive bits!
- Managing bipolar disorder in a D/S relationship
- Meditation And Mindfulness
- On Cutting
- Steps For Letting Go of Painful Memories
- Things to Do When You’re Anxious, Scared, or Just Need a Distraction
- Tips for Recovering from Codependency
- What Are Anxiety Disorders? (Infographic)
- Why Do I Feel Unloveable?
Relationships
- 10 Habits of Happy Couples
- 10 Top Communication Mistakes
- 10 Types of Emotional Manipulators
- 12 Relationship Truths We Often Forget
- 50 Best Ways To Say “I Love You”
- BDSM Breakups: All Good Things Must Come to an End
- BDSM: Control Goes Both Ways
- Collars and Collaring - A Personal Perspective
- Communication Is Key
- Concept Daddy Dom/Little Girl Relationships
- Daddy Doms and their little girls
- Daddy Doms, Baby Girls, Little Boys And More
- Date Night In A Jar
- DD/lg In Public
- D/s and Domestication
- Factors That Make A Relationship
- Finding Love When You Least Expect It
- Finding Others with Common (Adult) Interests
- How To Be Present In Your Relationships
- How To Build A Healthy Relationship
- How To Get What You Want In A Relationship
- How To Know When You’ve Found “The One”
- How To Take Your Relationship To The Next Level
- Importance Of Confidence In RelationshipsImportance Of Trust In A Relationship
- Key Ingredients of a Happy and Healthy Relationship
- Needy Girls Are Daddy Dom Bait
- Relationship Advice To Follow, And What To Ignore
- Searching for a D/s partner?
- Self-Fulfilling Prophecies In Relationships
- Stop Arguments Before They Start
- The Rewards of a Submissive
- Types Of Relationship Insecurity
- Well-Balanced Power Exchange Relationship
- What Is Real Love?
- When He Doesn’t Call
- Why Love Makes A Night Of Kink Even Better
Safety
- Another life ruined because of the morality police
- Bondage Basic Safety: Crops, Paddles & Bondage!
- Kinks, Risks, How To And Why Sometimes You Shouldn’t
- Limits in BDSM
- What is Emotional Abuse?
Self Improvement
- 10 Tips for Creating a Happier Life
- 10 Steps To Self Care
- 10 Ways To Be Happy
- 10 Truths To Live By
- Guaranteed Ways To Be More Attractive
- How to be Yourself
- How To Deal With Your Enemies
- How To Ignore Haters
- How to Recognize a Toxic Friend
- How to Stop Being a People Pleaser
- Slut Shaming Explained
- Tips for Healing a Broken Heart
- What are the Signs of a Jealous Friend?
Sex
- 50 Cunnilingus Tips from Women
- Basics of Breath Play
- D/s or Kinky Sex?
- Fetishes Explained
- How To Make A Girl Squirt
- How To Tell Your Son About Sex
- Intersection of BDSM and Queer Heterosexuality
- Sensual Biting
- Sex: Myths & Stereotypes
- Sex: Practical Details
- Sex: Pregnancy and Birth Control
- So You Want To Try Anal? A Practical Guide For Women
- Squirting Educational Video
- Squirting Notes
Toys
Training
- 10 Considerations for Inexperienced Subs
- 30 Things You Can Do For Your Human Kitten
- 40 Very Important DD/lg Facts
- Age Play: A Short Guide
- BDSM for Beginners: Safe and Affordable Play
- DEFINED: SSC (Safe, Sane & Consensual) & RACK (Risk Aware Consensual Kink)
- Etiquette in BDSM Part 1
- Etiquette in BDSM Part 2
- Exploring the D/s Lifestyle: Part 1 - Beginnings
- Exploring the D/s Lifestyle: Part 2 - The Dominant Mind
- Glossary of BDSM Terms
- Guide To Blood Play
- Guide To Bruising
- Guide To Talking Dirty
- Guide To Wax Play
- How Do I Get Started In BDSM?
- How to Make a Blanket Fort/Cuddle Nest
- How To Make A Comfort Box
- Introduction To BDSM
- Newbie’s Guide To Vaginal Fisting
- Punishments in BDSM Relationships
- Red Flags For Online BDSM Relationships
- Some Thoughts On Rules
- The Leash Has Two Ends - Responsibility
- The Need For Rules and Discipline
- Topping from the bottom
