#alice longbottom

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Remus: *sitting quietly, probably reading a book*

Sirius: Merlin’s Beard, how could someone even be that ADORABLE?! OUTRAGEOUS. Ugh.

Remus: *proceeds to literally not move a muscle*

Sirius: *to James* You see what I have to DEAL with EVERYDAY?! It’s unbearable!

James: Mate, you can’t stop talking about him; just ask Remus out, I’m sure it can’t go that badly.

Sirius: Fine! Well, I’ll, I’ll see what the people have to say about it! *turns to group* Do you think I sh-?

Marlene, Dorcas, Peter, Alice, Frank, Lily, Madam Pomfrey, Professor McGonagall, Dumbledore, the Fat Lady, Mrs Norris, Nearly Headless Nick, the Giant Squid:YES.

Sirius: *crying* BUT IT’S SCARY.

Sirius: Remus is too tall for me to kiss, what should I do?

James: You could throw a book at him so he’ll drop down briefly enough for you to meet at the same eye-level as he ascends back up to the clouds to live amongst the giants.

Remus: Prongs, I’m only 6’7”!

Lily: ‘ONLY’?! *crunches popcorn* Pads, I’d recommend standing on a small, portable stool.

Frank: Or better yet, a table. *high fives James*

Alice: Hmm, you could try wearing really high-heels?

Dorcas: No, Sirius’ heels are already high enough to twist his ankles at any sudden movement, we don’t want to kill him.

Peter: Maybe grab his neck and climb up on him like a spider monkey.

Marlene: Dude, just jump up as high as possible and hope for the best.

Remus: Or you could do none of that and just ask me to lean over?

Sirius: Darling, Dumbledore called - we have to go help Marlene and Alice, apparently the Death Eaters have them surrounded in Nocturn Alley.

Remus: Go without me! I’ll grab my wand and be with you in just a second.

Sirius: Of course!

Remus: And Sirius?

Sirius:Yes?

Remus: Be careful.

Sirius: Pffft, I’m always carefu- *walks straight into doorframe*

Remus: *raises eyebrows*

Sirius: In DANGEROUS situations, Moony.

Sirius: *apparates out*

Remus: That bloody liar.

The Marauder era Characters as people in a friend group

James- the mom friend that cares about everyone else’s well being more than their own

Sirius- the irresponsible friend that acts 10 years younger than everyone else and is lowkey annoying

Remus- the sarcastic one that reads 24/7 and runs solemnly on coffee and rage

Peter- the sweet innocent one that provides snacks and dumb questions to friend group

Regulus- the emo gay that never talks to anyone in the friend group and has no idea how they ended there

Lily: the sane one that has no idea how they ended up being friends with such dumbasses and is irritated with them 24/7 but would murder anyone who dares to harm them

Marlene- the wine step mom that is an extremely bad influence and encourages violence and immaturity

Dorcas- the quiet and calm one that everyone assumes is sweet and innocent, and while they actually are most of the time, they got some pretty dark thoughts going on in their mind from time to time

Alice- the one girl most people find annoying but is actually the sweetest and most friendly person you’ve ever met if you give them a chance (but they’re still really talkative)

Frank- the one introvert with crippling social anxiety that’s really close to an extrovert in the group (Alice in this case) that is like their little protector

Mary- the chill one with the most immaculate vibes ever that everyone enjoys being around

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