#maraudersheadcanons

sirius, remus, marlene and dorcas would be marauders era stans & lily, james, peter, alice and mary would be golden trio era stans

the marauders search history.

peter:

• 10 cool things rats can do
• how to be the coolest friend
• my friend got disowned what do i do
• magic chess board blue
• am i a squib

remus:

• am i gay
• how gay am i
• how to call someone when you’re at hogwarts
• david bowie
• how to fix broken walls
• the sirius star
• sirius black images

james:

• does she hate or love me
• prank ideas
• chrismas gifts
• how to deal with homophobes
• do i have a crush on my best friends brother
• shipmaker

sirius:

• am i gay
• daddy issues by the neighborhood
• david bowie
• how to sneak a record player into my house
• i like my best friend what do i do
• how to kiss a boy
• how hot/cool am i

some marauder era headcanons i like

• sirius definitely knew how to play the piano.
• like he didnt like doing it because his parents probably forced him to learn it but sometimes he still plays a bit and remus would hum along
• mary can sing. like a fucking angel.
• james made a joke ab sirius’ name when they first met.
• during the week of the full moon peter would sneak into the kitchens a bit more than usual and steal lots of chocolate for remus
• sirius and james definitely had peter convinced remus was a werewolf but also a flying one but he also had some vampire in him for at least a week until remus told them to ‘fuck off’
• marlene probably loved funny sunglasses
• lily and sirius probably had“break his heart and i’ll kill you” conversations about james and remus
• “lils we need to talk.” “yeah sirius we do.” and then they’d just say it at the same time.
• sirius always leaned back in his chair and has definitely fallen backwards a few times
• the marauders have given mcgonagall christmas gifts at least once
• james always joked about thinking regulus was attractive to annoy sirius ( he definitely did but thats not the point )

if u have more pls tell me i love them!

Sirius: *banging a quill on the table in frustration*

Remus: Stop that! How would you feel if I banged you on the table like that?

Sirius:

Sirius: I-I don’t know the correct answer to that question

Remus: why is the bottom of your pants wet?

Sirius: there was a puddle

Remus: okay, but why did you jump in it?

Sirius: it was a puddle.

Remus, pointing at Sirius: This sir is my emotional support wizard

Remus: Look me straight in the eyes and tell me you didn’t just do this

Sirius: I can’t look into those eyes and be straight at the same time

Sirius: Let’s get one thing straight

Sirius:

Sirius: I’m not :D.

Sirius: My gaydar’s unmatched. I can tell if a person is gay just by a glance.

James: Moony’s been hitting on you for four weeks?

Sirius:

Sirius: He ?

Remus: You have more qualities than you think Sirius *points to Sirius’s chest* you have this.

Sirius: I have great tits yeah

Remus:

Remus: I was talking about your heart, why the fuck do I even like you-

Sirius: Everytime I see you, I get really happy and my heart skips a beat. You’re just so cute and I love you so much.

Remus: Aww, thanks!

Sirius: Yeah, no homo though

Remus:

Sirius: *wears one of those tik tok leggings that makes the butt look fat to tease Remus*

Sirius:Remusss

Remus, drinking coffee and reading a book: Yes what is it, babe?

Sirius: look at mee. I need attention :c

Remus: *looks at him and chokes on his coffee* Fuck~

Sirius::D

Sirius, trying to make small talk: Soo how’s life?

Remus: Exhausting and depressing. 2/10. Wouldn’t recommend.

annabellelupin:

No one:

Literally no one:

Remus J. Lupin: *neatly folds his socks while wearing a fluffy sweater* You do realize that I can kill you rn if I wanted

Sirius, swooning all over him: I know babe. That’s H O T ASF

[At breakfast]

Sirius: Are you wearing a Slytherin tie??

Marlene: what of course no- *sees she is in fact wearing a Slytherin tie*

Marlene:shit

Lily: hmmm no wonder I saw Dorcas wearing a Gryffindor tie earlier

Remus: *does perfect eye liner wing barely trying*

James: wow that’s cool how did you do that

Remus: oh I’m bisexual

James: and do all bisexuals have this power

Remus: mhm yep

Sirius internally: ok Sirius, act cool and don’t embarrass yourself in front of Remus this time

Remus: *literally just exists*

Sirius: You’re hot and honestly the most amazing person I’ve ever met

Remus:…

Siriusinternally: what the actual fuck is wrong with you

James: we’re going to a candy store?! :D

Remus: what no its night candy stores are closed

Sirius: We’re going to rob a candy store?! :D

Dorcas: Marlene is at that very special age when a girl only has two things on their mind

James: boys and romance?

Marlene: women and arson obviously

Aroace Remus headcanons <3

Note: This is based on a queer headcanon promt for aroace Remus, and in this he uses He/they pronouns and is a cupioromantic and polyaffectionate (maybe bi oriented aroace as well but you all can decide upon that for yourselves). In summary, this is just aroace Remus wanting a relationship and getting advice from Regulus. I really enjoyed writing this as well as addressing the arospec struggle of wanting an intimate relationship but not having romantic attraction at all or often (honestly this isn’t talked about enough). If you all have any queer headcanon prompt ideas feel free to let me know and also I am not proof reading this :)

• Remus had known for a while that he was aroace, and was perfectly fine with it too. He was definitely really confident in their identity and all of his friends were really supportive too
• They were proud to identify as aroace even if a lot of people disliked it
• They still had close relationships with others- just not romantically of course. He had Sirius and Lily, two people they felt very close with and knew he could trust with almost anything. They were his closest friends and he cared for them a lot
• Usually he’d be fine with the idea of not being in a relationship with someone else, but other times the idea of never having a partner upset them
• He wanted to be really close to someone like that, to have someone to go to for emotional support, kisses and cuddles, and even just have someone that cares about them deeply
• The thought of never being able to have that with someone else saddened him
• They wondered why he couldn’t simply do those things with friends, and why it always seemed like they were something only romantic partners could do
• I mean why couldn’t you cuddle with your closest friends and rant to them when you’re mad or live with them in a little cottage together and just spend your days with them and it still be platonic?
• Eventually Remus decided to talk about how he felt with a friend of theirs that was also aroacespec
• Regulus is an asexual demiromantic, and doesn’t exactly have romantic attraction often since he usually doesn’t get very close to people. They’ve known for quite a while that he was aroacespec and Remus figured that they might be able to give him some advice
• “My problem is I do want to be in a relationship but I’m aroace and don’t have romantic attraction to people.” Remus wasn’t even sure if that made sense. I mean weren’t aroace people supposed to dislike the idea of relationships like that?
• “So you’re a cupioromantic?” Regulus asked him. They honestly weren’t really sure about what it actually meant.
• “What does that mean?”
• “It’s like the aromantic version of cupiosexual. It means you don’t have romantic attraction but would like to be in a romantic relationship.”
• “That’s a thing?!” It never really occurred to him that other aroace people might feel that way too. Maybe they were a cupioromantic
• “Yep, plenty of arospec people want relationships and are cupio. That’s part of the reason why queer platonic relationships are a thing. I’m actually in one myself.”
• “A queer platonic- what?”
• “A queer platonic relationship. It’s a relationship that’s not quite a platonic friendship but not exactly a romantic relationship either. They’re very open and broad and each couple can really set whatever boundaries and rules they want for themselves. For example, my partner and I cuddle and spend a fair amount of time with one another, and care about each other a lot, but aren’t exactly romantically attracted to each other. These types of things can really vary for different people. Some enjoy doing sexual things with their partners, while some don’t even like physical affection like kissing. Queer platonic relationships allow people to have what some call "platonic partners” and have a relationship with them.“
• Remus really had to think about that for a minute. So he could have a relationship with someone even if they’re aroace. He really liked liked the idea of QPRs even with what little they knew about them, and honestly, he kind of wanted one.
• "How do you know if you like someone in that way?”
• “Once again, it can just depend on the person. For me, I knew I really enjoyed my partner’s company and wanted to do typically romantic things with them. And for them, they knew they’re really liked me, but in more of a platonic way than a romantic one.”
• Remus immediately thought of Sirius and Lily. Perhaps he liked them like that. I mean, they do really love their company and always feels safe around them. Not to mention he absolutely loved the idea of living with them and spending a lot of time with them
• “Well what if I wanted to be in a relationship like that with someone? Would they have to be arospec too? And how would I even ask them to be my partner?”
• “I mean if you want to be in a qpr just find a person that you’d like to be partners with I guess. And no, not necessarily. Plenty of people in qprs are arospec and aspec but that definitely doesn’t mean they have to be. I mean, I’m a demiromantic and can have romantic attraction and I’m in one. And all you really have to do is ask like you would with a romantic relationship and make sure they have a clear understanding of what they’re getting themself into”
• Now Remus had another question in mind. Could they have more than one qpp? I mean he did think of both Lily and Sirius when considering potential partners, but would they be able to a qpr with both of them?
• “Is there by any chance I could have more than one queer platonic partner?”
• “If you want to and both of your partners are comfortable with it, then yes. I mean my partner is polyaffectionate and has another platonic partner other than myself. We’re all three fine with it and have boundaries set and we’re all comfortable with it.”
• “And polyaffectionate means?”
• “It’s kind of like the queer platonic version of polyamorous. People who are polyam sometimes want multiple different romantic relationships and can have attraction to multiple people at once, while polyaffectionate people want multiple intimate platonic relationships like queer platonic ones and can like multiple people like that,”
• Remus spent the next few weeks thinking about what Regulus had told him. They questioned whether they were polyaffectionate or not and eventually came to the conclusion that he was both aroace and polyaffectionate. Both labels fit him well and they enjoyed knowing that he wasn’t the only person that felt this way.
• He finally decided to stop putting off something they had been wanting to do for the last week or so. He was going to come out as polyaffectionate to Lily and Sirius and ask them to be in a queer platonic relationship with them
• Coming out was the easy part, he knew their friends would love and accept him no matter what. Asking them to be their queer platonic partners on the otherhand was not something they were looking forward to. He worried they wouldn’t take the idea seriously and would assume he wanted to be with them romantically and weren’t actually aroace
• One evening he found them talking in the Gryffindor common room and asked if they could talk to them privately. Of course they agreed and the three of them decided to talk under a tall tree out on the grounds
• “I have something to tell you guys,” Lily and Sirius could tell Remus was pretty nervous, and both tried ro sound calm and caring
• “You can tell us anything Rem,” Sirius assured him
• “Yep” Lily grabbed his hand and squeezed it tightly, trying to comfort him a bit
• “I- I’m polyaffectionate. I mean I’m still aroace too but I want to be in queer platonic relationships and want to have more than just one of them.”
• “Oh I’ve heard of that before. That’s really cool Remus,” Lily gave them a little hug and then Sirius did the same.
• “Thanks for telling us Rem,” Now that was out of the way. Time for the more difficult part
• “I also wanted to ask you both something,” They both gave him a little nod, encouraging them to continue
• “I was wanting to know if maybe you guys would like to be in a queer platonic relationship with me? I mean of course only if you two are both comfortable with it and stuff.”
• “Of course! Well at least I do. I mean we’ve pretty much been in one for years anyways Moony.” Remus was really surprised to hear Sirius say that.
• “I’d like to too, but only if James is comfortable with it since we’re dating now. I don’t see why he wouldn’t though since we’re both polyam.” Lily smiled at him and Remus started to to tear up
• “Really? I didn’t think you two would want to.”
• “Well we do.” Sirius grabs one of his hands and Lily grabs the other.
• They walk back to the Gryffindor common together and ask James if he’s comfortable with it, and of course he is
• Then Remus becomes partners with Lily and Sirius and they’re all super happy and after Hogwarts they buy a little cottage and all live together (with James ofc) and live happily ever after the end

Sirius: for the last time, I’m not short you’re just very tall

Remus: You’re mad at me now aren’t you

Sirius: *turns away from him* hmph 

Remus, rests his head on Sirius’s shoulder: I would agree with you just to make you happy but the fact that I had to bend down a good bit just to rest my head on your shoulder only proves my point more

Regulus: *is playing with baby Harry* Can u give me a high five

Harry: *gives him a lil high five*

Regulus: *smiles* good job

James: *takes a picture*

Regulus: *covers harry’s ears* If you ever show anyone that picture I’m fucking divorcing your sorry ass

James:but-

Regulus: did I fucking stutter

James:

James:ok

Slight NSFW! You have been warned

Remus: *pushes Sirius up against a wall* I want to fuck you until you can’t stand

Sirius: *becomes so flustered it’s not even funny*

Remus: *takes a step back and starts laughing*

Sirius: what in hell was that for

Remus: You look so cute when your flustered 

Sirius:

Sirius: that’s why you did that 

Remus: pretty much yea, teasing you is quite fun

Sirius: Well maybe for you. you’re not the one that’s hard now

Remus: are you really? I mean I barely did anything 

Sirius: don’t remind me 

Remus: oh how sad

Remus: Anyways good luck with that *walks away leaving Sirius by himself*

Sirius: Mom you won’t believe what happened today

Mcgonagall: if someone upset you, you probably provoked them first and I don’t want to hear you complain 

James: I on the other hand, need names and houses

Sirius: I’ll gladly tell you >:)

Mcgonagall: I’m about to give you both detention

Slughorn after seeing Sirius look in the general direction of a girl: Oh you’re such a ladies man aren’t you

Sirius:

Sirius:

Sirius:

Sirius:

Sirius: sir I am a homosexual-

Sirius: Why is it when girls hug and kiss each other its normal and they’re just friends and stuff but when I stare at my close friend of 6 years for like 5 minutes straight I’m “gay”

Regulus:

Regulus: you know what I agree with that completely you are gay

Sirius: well I mean obviously yea but that’s not my point

Lily: Where’s your husband at, I need to talk to him

Remus: First of all, he’s not my husband 

Remus: Secondly, it’s 2:28 p.m. and right now and usually he’s having a snack at this time so try the kitchens and if he’s not there he’s definitely out on the quidditch field

Lily:

Lily: if you’re not his husband you’re definitely his stalker

Every Friend group should include …..

A bimbo- James

A mean bisexual- Remus

An even mean lesbian- Marlene

She theys and he theys- Regulus

A token straight who is on thin ice- James

An astrology bitch that has everyone’s birth chart memorized- Dorcas

And a short king- Sirius

Slight NSFW! You bave been warned

Remus, arguing with Sirius: - and if you don’t like that you can kiss my ass

Sirius: I mean, your ass looks great so I wouldn’t mind doing that even if I didn’t like what you just said

Remus:

Remus: you and I both know that’s not what I meant

James: I would take you to the movies but they don’t allow snacks

Lily: everyday the urge to divorce you gets stronger

Harry: I’m surprised you haven’t already

Harry: I would say no offense but you guys told me not to lie so-

The Marauder era Characters as people in a friend group

James- the mom friend that cares about everyone else’s well being more than their own

Sirius- the irresponsible friend that acts 10 years younger than everyone else and is lowkey annoying

Remus- the sarcastic one that reads 24/7 and runs solemnly on coffee and rage

Peter- the sweet innocent one that provides snacks and dumb questions to friend group

Regulus- the emo gay that never talks to anyone in the friend group and has no idea how they ended there

Lily: the sane one that has no idea how they ended up being friends with such dumbasses and is irritated with them 24/7 but would murder anyone who dares to harm them

Marlene- the wine step mom that is an extremely bad influence and encourages violence and immaturity

Dorcas- the quiet and calm one that everyone assumes is sweet and innocent, and while they actually are most of the time, they got some pretty dark thoughts going on in their mind from time to time

Alice- the one girl most people find annoying but is actually the sweetest and most friendly person you’ve ever met if you give them a chance (but they’re still really talkative)

Frank- the one introvert with crippling social anxiety that’s really close to an extrovert in the group (Alice in this case) that is like their little protector

Mary- the chill one with the most immaculate vibes ever that everyone enjoys being around

Sirius: I say bae platonically and bro romantically

Sirius: there is no hope for me

Sirius: I love you bae

James: love you too sweetheart <3

Sirius, to Remus: oh I love you as well bro

Lily:

Lily: what just happened

After being disowned by his biological mother, Sirius really went out and replaced her with not one but three other moms (James, Euphemia, and Mcgonagall)