A Disaster of a First Date

In which we hear the tale of Bruce and (F/N) first date. The will be time skips in the story to save time and I’m to lazy to write all the little details, but you’ll get a quick catch ups. Enjoy!

Third Person’s POV

It was a normal day at the manor or at least that’s what everyone was thinking when you call a family meeting, but the only issue was Bruce was busy at Wayne Industries. Jason, Barbara, and Cass were sitting on one of the couches watching the chaos unfold before them. Dick and Duke were attempting to keep Tim and Damian apart from killing each other while Stephanie filmed the chaos. The main door swings up and in come (F/N) and Alfred carrying bowls of popcorn one for each kid.

“Okay thank you for gathering here today.” You say taking a seat in the chair set up in the middle of the room holding your own bowl of popcorn. “You are probably wondering why I call you all here today.” The kids look at each other then back at you. “I felt it’s time for you to here about mine and Bruce’s first date.”

“Mom, we have all heard that. You and B went to a movie and dinner.” Dick says though his chipmunk cheek fill with popcorn.

You shake your head back and forth, “That is a lie. It was the second first date.”

“What was the first?” Tim pipes up curiously.

“That is why all of you are here and Bruce isn’t.” You overly dramatic look off into the distance, “It time you all learned of the disaster of a fist date. It all started on a peaceful Friday night long ago…”

—— Flash Back ——

“Crap, crap, crap! Where did I leave those earrings?” You shout racing around your apartment trying to find your missing paw shaped earrings. You’re German Shepherd, Bucky, watch from his doggie bed as you rushed around, and Steve, the Golden Retriever, followed after wagging his tail happily. You run back into the kitchen looking around the counters hoping to find them; it was the only place you hadn’t look quite yet. A glint catches your attention from the corner of your (E/C) eyes. “Found you!” You turn grabbing the earrings and quickly putting them in.

A knock on the door grabs your attention you look through the peep hole and standing there looking slightly nervous was your date that night. Bruce Wayne. He had call the morning after meeting at his gala and was wondering if you would like to go on a date with him that coming Friday. You of course agreed seeing no harm in it. You take a deep breath calming your nerves while grabbing your jacket and purse before opening the door wide enough to slip though without letting your two rambunctious dogs out that not what you need tonight.

“You look lovely, (F/N).” Bruce compliments smiling that faint worth grim. You had your hair pulled out of your face, light make up, a casual (F/C) sun dress with black and white accents, and black jean jacket cover your arms and shoulders, and comfortable and cute sandle adorned your feet. You had you paw print earrings in, simple sliver necklace with your name, sliver bracelets on each wrist, and a ring with your birthstone on you right hand pointer finger.

“You don’t look you shabby yourself Bruce.” You say smiling up at him. Bruce was wearing a nice black long sleeved dress shirt and gray tie, black dress pants, and black shoes. A expensive looking watch was in left hand wrist and a simple sliver ring on his left hand pointer finger.

“Well, I think we should be going.” Bruce takes your arm escorting you down the hallway.

— Time Skip — At the Restaurant

It was a simple and quite place. Nothing super fancy but nothing to dirty either; it was the perfect place to eat and the burgers are to die for. Bruce parks and both off you walk to the front door.

Disaster 1

As you walk to the door Bruce opens the door for and older couple to walk in front of you. Someone inside bumps into Bruce casing him to let go of the door making it close on your face. A warm feel trickles out of your nose making you reach your hand up. You pull your hand back seeing red liquid on your hand.

Blood.

Bruce had just caused you to have a bloody nose.

“(F/N)!” Bruce leans down besides you placing his handkerchief on your nose. “I’m sorry someone bumped into me.”

You left your hand up putting pressure on the cloth, “It’s okay, it’s not your fault. You were being polite; I’m hungry and no bloody nose is going to stop that.” You say trying to sound happy which was hard because you nose was blocked your voice comes out funny.

Bruce opens the door, “Ladies first.”

“Such a gentleman.” You laugh smiling still holding the increasingly redder handkerchief.

Both of you slide into a booth opposite to one another grabbing the menus in the racks picking out what to have for dinner. The bleeding had finally stopped when the waiter came around to see if you were alright. The waiter place two glass full of ice water on the table then took your guys orders.

Disaster 2

“In hindsight I should have been a bit more prepared. So now I always carry a pocket knife with me.” You say laughing and along with Bruce at your story.

“So are you carrying one know?” Bruce says eye seemingly twinkling in the light and a real smile is on his face.

“Of course.” You wink at him laughing.

Bruce reaches forward to grab his water glass. But his attention wasn’t on his small action it was focused on you. You eyes were bright and beautiful, your smile was the most pure sight, the way when you gave a real laugh your eyes crinkled in the corners, and your the gorgeous laugh that came from your lips. His hand comes in contact with the glass knocking the full glass across the table. The water flowed out faster than either of you could react; it was like blowing up a dam and all the rush flooding the town. The ice cold water flowed off the table and into your lap causing you jump straight up and bang both of your knees on the table. The shock from the table sent you glass teetering before tipping in you direction and once again dosing your legs in freezing water.

“Owww…” You say placing your hands on your knees rubbing the trying releave some of the pain.

“I’m so sorry.” Bruce stands up and rounds around the table to your side of the booth placing his napkin down on you wet lap. “I wasn’t paying attention and my knocked the water glass over.”

You place a hand on his arm, “Listen it was an accident. You didn’t spill your water on purpose.”a smile makes it way on to your face making Bruce relax.

After that dinner concluded without anymore problems. Granted Bruce was a lot more careful each time he did something but overall it went smoothly.

— Time Skip — Back At Your Apartment

“I hade a lovely time tonight Bruce.” You say unlocking your apartment door. “Even with the bloody nose and water spill.” You turn to him laughing with a bright smile. Bruce could feel a smile make its way onto his face; something about your smiles were contagious.

“I can second that.” Bruce replies not wanting to leave quite yet.

You push open your apartment door then glance back at Bruce still lingering around, “Would you like to come in for some ice cream? We never did have dessert at the dinner.” You offer not wanting the night to end.

Bruce’s eye light up, “I would love to.” You walk in with Bruce right behind. Once inside you slip your shoes off and lock the door. Your dogs come running to see you but stop and growl at Bruce.

“Steve, Bucky no this is a friend.” You say walking in front of Bruce petting your dogs. You gesture over to Bruce to meet the dogs. Bruce bends down and holds out his hand to Steve first. Your golden retriever had always been the more friendly so it was a suprise that he started to lick Bruce’s hand. Bucky was more hesitant, but he took a whiff of Bruce’s hand gave a bark and returned his attention to you. “You have the dogs approval, congrats you are now officially aloud to enter the apartment.”

“Well that’s good because I was looking forward to the ice cream.” He send you a wink chuckling.

You stand up and head in the direction of the kitchen. “First I have to feed my two big boys here and then we can have ice cream.”

Disaster 3

“Would you like some help?” Bruce ask following behind you glancing down at the dogs; Steve and Bucky looking up at him not taking their doggy eyes off.

“That would be perfect, could you grab their bowls from the floor? You’ll see them by the entrance for the kitchen.” Bruce spots the bowls and picks them up. The dogs start to become excited and start to jump up reaching for the bowls. Bruce held them above his head to avoid your dogs knocking the dog dishes from his hand.

You had just placed the twenty pound dog food bag in the kitchen when it happened. Bruce walk in trying to avoid being nocked over by the dogs and didn’t see the dog food bag in front of him. He trips and falls on top of you. You grab onto the counter behind trying to avoid hitting your head which did work, but your lunch dishes were sitting there and one of them happened to be the knife you had use to cut the cheese. It cut it to arm holding the counter causing your grip to slip.

Bruce looks down at what he landed on. He face had landed on your chest causing heat to rise he looks up at you expecting you to yell at him, but he see you clutching your left arm with blood coming from your fingers and dripping down onto the floor. A knife lays besides you with your your blood on it. He gets up off you. “(F/N), I’m so sorry.”

You look up at him give him a smile, “You tripped its not the end of the world. Now can you help me up. I think I’m going to need stitches.”

Bruce quickly but as gently as he can picks you up bridal style, “I’ll get you to a hospital.”

“That would be appreciated.” You say smiling at him trying to hide the pain rippling through your body.

— Time Skip — At the Hospital

Bruce had rush in the emergency room bring you straight to the receptionist at the desk. The hospital seemed to be dead of activity; which was unusual for Gotham. A nurse came and quickly got you into one of the rooms a prepared you for your stitches. The whole time Bruce hovered watching carefully as the nurse did her job. The doctor who was giving the stitches came in; it was an older lady in her mid fifty’s with graying hair. She quickly sealed the cut on your arm as if it was the easiest thing in the world.

“Okay Miss (L/N), your going to need to avoid using this arm for the next week.” She say gesturing to the stitches.

“But this is my dominant arm.” You reply rubbing you forehead sighing. “How am I supposed to function without using it?”

“Is there anyone you can stay with that could help?” The doctor question glancing towards Bruce then back at you.

You shake your head back and forth, “No I don’t have family that lives in Gotham and most of friends don’t live here either.”

The lady doctor crosses her arms, “And this man right here?” She points over to Bruce who was sitting near you in one of the chair. You look at him questionable before shrugging your shoulders.

Bruce pipes up for the first time since asking the receptionist for help. “I can help for a week. It’s the least I could do after tonight.”

“Really Bruce are you sure?” You turn you full attention on him. “I don’t want to impose.”

“You wouldn’t be and this way I have a chance to make up for the disaster date that you just went through.” Bruce smiles gently at you forgetting the world around. You smile back and lean forward giving him a one armed hug.

“Thank you.” He hugs back a warm filling igniting inside of him and his heart beats faster.

— End Flashback —

“After that we where kinda of attached and I stayed a lot longer than I need to, and by the time came around for me to leave…. I didn’t.” You finish your story smiling.

“So the smooth and charming Bruce Wayne, slammed a drop in your face, slipped ice cold water, and caused you to go to the hospital on your first date?” Dick questions laughing.

You nod your head, “And spilled hot tea on me the next day so guess who visited the hospital again.”

“Okay now that doesn’t sound like Father at all.” Damian says looking at you questionably.

“Bruce only get flustered and clumsy around people he is in love with. He still does things around me that make me question if he really the great Batman.” You reply smiling brightly finishing off the last of your popcorn. You shake your head lightly, “Anyway if you kids will excuse me I need to go hide because Bruce probably already knows I told you, and I don’t feel like dying today.”

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All headers will be done in order of reblogs and posted during December!!

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I don’t usual reblog things on to my main account, but this sounds really cool. And it’s really sweet of you to offer to do something like this. Anyways it’s cool if you can’t. Btw the two you made are amazing!

Song Fic Requests

I’ve decided to try something new! To me at least

Anyway, you request a song and one of the these options: Bruce Wayne x Reader, Dick Grayson x Reader, Jason Todd x Reader, Tim Drake x Reader, or Damian Wayne x Reader.

Here’s the song list; or if you have a request that’s not on the list send it in but I might not do it. Once the song is used I will mark it off so we don’t have repeats. ❌ means that that song is taken. ✅ means it has been posted and song is taken.

1. Flatliner by Cole Swindell ft. Dierks Bentley
2. Lipstick by Runaway June
3. Speechless by Dan + Shay ✅
4. Why Don’t We Just Dance by Josh Turner
5. Say by Raelynn ft Dan + Shay
6. 21 by Hunter Hayes
7. Brighter Than The Sun by Colbie Caillet
8. I Like The Sound Of That by Rascal Flatts
9. Ours by Taylor Swift ✅
10. Dance Hall by Danielle Bradbery
11. Can’t Stay Mad by Danielle Bradbery
12. The Sun Will Rise by Kelly Clarkson
13. Voodoo Doll by 5SOS ✅
14. Beautiful Soul by Jesse McCartney ✅
15. Nothin’ On You by B.o.B.
16. Just The Way You Are by Bruno Mars
17. Haven’t Meet You Yet by Michael Bublé ✅
18. Any Kind Of Guy by Big Time Rush
19. Headphones by Jackie Lee
20. Can’t Help Failing In Love by Elvis Presley ✅
21. Happy by Pharrell Williams ✅
22. One Call Away by Charlie Puth ✅
23. Hey, Soul Sister by Train ✅
24. I Choose You by Sara Bareilles ❌
25. Check Yes Juliet by We The Kings ✅
26. I Do by Colbie Caillet
27. Everybody’s Got Somebody But Me by Hunter Hayes ft Jason Marz
28. What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction
29. Ring On Every Finger by LOCASH
30. Not A Bad Thing by Justin Timberlake
31. Without You by David Guetta
32. The Way I Am by Charlie Puth
33. Crush by David Archuleta ✅
34. Lucky Strike by Maroon 5
35. What We Live For by American Authors
36. All About Us by He is We ft. Owl City
37. Bad Reputation by Kelly Clarkson
38. What We Live For by American Authors
39. Hold My Hand by Jess Glynne
40. Mermaid by Train
41. Marry You by Bruno Mars ✅
42. Man! I Feel Like A Woman! by Shania Twain
43. That’s When I Love You by Phil Vassar
44. One Love by Jordan Pruitt
45. Piano by Ariana Grande
46. Heart Like California by Before You Exit
47. Fearless by Taylor Swift ✅
48. Ain’t No Other Man by Christian Aguilera
49. Breaking Your Own Heart by Kelly Clarkson
50. Save The Last Dance For Me by Michael Bublé

I have the right to turn down any request.

Don’t Tell Bruce (Part 2)

What will you (Batmom) let your children do that your stubborn, buzz kill, extremely sexy husband Bruce Wayne aka Batman won’t? Well read on to see!

Each kid will be broken down into sections, so it will be like a bunch of mini stories!

This was requested by @colombia-chan !!! Hope y’all enjoy!

Here is the second part!!! Part One

Duke

“Come on it’s just for one night.” Duke pleads with Bruce.

“Duke your on cave duty tonight and that’s final.” Bruce turns around crossing his arms.

Duke throws his hands into the air, “But it’s the premier of the Zombie Hunters 2 tonight and I have tickets. It starts at eight I can be back.”

Bruce shakes his head back forth before getting into the Batmoblie. “We are short people tonight or I would let you go.” He say and the door slams closed.

“Fine.” Duke mutters pouting before an idea comes to mind.

——

“Can you cover for me tonight please?” Duke ask when you come down into the cave. “I really want to see this movie.”

You smile at understandingly, “Sure Duke, enjoy the movie.”

“Thanks, I see why everyone just comes to you to ask for things.” Duke comments grabbing his keys and wallet.

“Just don’t tell Bruce that and try to get back as soon as possible once the movie is over.” You call after sitting down to watch the monitors.

Tim (14)

“Can we stop for coffee at the new shop?” Tim asks Bruce who was sitting besides him.

Bruce looks up from his report, “You have school Tim.”

“So yes to the coffee?” Tim questions with hope fading from his voice.

Bruce looks at him and back frown at the file he was reading, “Not when you have school.”

——

It was your turn to drive Tim to school. “Can we stop for coffee?” Tim asks hoping for a different outcome than with Bruce.

“The one at the new shop?” You ask noting taking your eyes off the road.

“Yes.” Tim nods excitedly.

You smile brightly changing lanes, “Totally I heard the hot chocolate is amazing.”

Tim pumps his fist, “Sweet thanks.”

“Just don’t tell Bruce I let you get coffee before school.” You say laughing nervously.

Steph

“You can’t have it.” Bruce refuses shaking his head back and forth.

Stephanie throws her hands up in the air, “Why not?”

“No.” Bruce just shakes his head.

“That’s not an answer.” She snaps back crossing her arms.

“It’s my answer.” Bruce stands up crossing his arms.

Stephanie tries to argue, “But…”

“No.” Bruce leaves the room and that was the end of that decision.

—

“Can I have it?” Stephanie asks pointing your old scooter.

Your eyes widen in shock. You had no use for it but you figured none of you kids would want it. “Sure, we should take it into the shop to get everything replaced and make it all fancy.”

“Sweet! Your the best!” Stephanie tackles you in a hug.

You hug her back smiling, “Just don’t tell Bruce I let you have it. I have no use for it anyway.”

Damian

“Father I want to keep it.” Damian says holding a squirrel in his hands.

Bruce’s eye visibly twitches, “Your not keeping a squirrel.”

“Why not?” Damian questions looking at the squirrel in his hands.

Bruce shakes his head, “No.”

Damian raise a brow at that, “Father that’s not an answer.”

“Damian no.” Bruce then sho’s him from his office. Damian’s cheeks puff out as he looks at the squirrel in his hands.

——

“Can I keep him?” Damian asks showing you the squirrel.

This was new one to you, but what’s the harm. “Yes.” Damian get excited and is already leaving the room, “He will have to live outside.”

“But…” Damian begins to protest.

You hold a finger to silence him, “But we will make him a fancy squirrel house and set it up in one of the trees.” You explain your plan to him

“Thank you Ummi.” Damian says as the squirrel jumps onto his shoulder.

“No problem, just don’t tell Bruce and he probably won’t notice anyway.” You smile at your son.

Batmom’s Birthday Presents

It was that amazing time of year again. Your birthday!!! You were super excited to see what everyone had gotten not that it really mattered as long as they were there. But they always did get you some pretty cool gifts.

Bruce:

Necklace that says “I love you”

Dick:

A cross between a hammock and tire swing.

Barbara:

Tempescope

Jason:

Dictionary

Cass:

Color changing umbrella

Tim:

Tablet Typewriter

Steph:

Panda Robe and Slippers

Damian:

Compass Necklaces

I promise there was more writen but when I tried to post this the last time it deleted everything. Anyway this is like a birthday present to me!!! This is a day a late because Tumblr wasn’t letting me post it.

BatFamily’s Pokémon (Kanto Part 2)

Here is the fist region. The boys will be first part and the ladies the second. Part 1

Sorry about the terrible art Please don’t repost even though it’s not great it’s still mine.

I’ll do another region if you guys are interested.

Batmom: Dratini, Raichu, Ninetails

Barbara: Jynx, Growlithe, Meowth

Cass: Abra, Electabuzz, Scyther

Steph: Jigglypuff, Horsea, Lapras

Kate: Ditto, Mankey, Charmeleon

Don’t Tell Bruce (Part 1)

What will you (Batmom) let your children do that your stubborn, buzz kill, extremely sexy husband Bruce Wayne aka Batman won’t? Well read on to see!

Each kid will be broken down into sections, so it will be like a bunch of mini stories!

This was requested by @colombia-chan !!! Hope y’all enjoy!

And sorry this is going to be in two parts. Apparently there is a text blocks limit so I couldn’t fit everyone on one post. Part Two

——

Dick (12)

“Please can I get a pet?” Dick pleads with puppy dog eyes.

Bruce looked up from his paperwork sighing rubbing the bridge of his nose, “No Dick.”

“Why not?” He questions with a slight whine in his voice.

“Because (F/N) and Alfred will end up taking care of it.” Bruce crosses his arms over his chest shaking his head back and forth.

“I promise I’ll take care of it.” Dick pleads in a last attempt.

“No.” Bruce starts back in on his paperwork. Dick pursers his lips tightly and leaving Bruce’s office upset.

——

“Can I get a pet?” Dick ask hands behind his back not looking into your eyes.

You place a hand on your son should gently smiling, “You can but you’ll start with something simple.”

“Like a puppy!” Dick exclames happily jumping up and down.

You wave your hands back and forth signaling for him to calm down, “No, a fish. It will teach you basics of pet care without the shedding of a dog.”

Dick thinks about for a second, “Okay but I want a cool fish.”

“Just don’t tell Bruce, and with a fish he probably won’t notice.” You say smiling at your son who had already grab your purse and keys. Guess you were getting that fish now.

Barbara (22)

“I just want to borrow the old computer system for a week.” Barbara pleaded with Bruce. Her system was to old and her new one wouldn’t be ready for a week.

“You can borrow it.” Bruce replies motioning to the old system.

“Sweet.” Barbara pumps her fist in the air.

“But in the Batcave.” Bruce adds on turning back to do whatever he was working before Barbara had come down.

“What that’s not fair. You never going to use it again. What’s the harm of me taking it.” Barbara crosses her arms glaring at Bruce’s back.

“I don’t care.” Bruce replies blocking out everything around him.

——

“Can I borrow the old system?” Barbara asks you after you came down to the cave and Bruce head back up.

“You can have it. Bruce got a whole new bat computer system, the old one is going to collect dust.” You gesture to the computers not wanting Alfred to have one more thing to have worry about cleaning.

“Really?” Barbara questions eyes lighting up.

“Yes, the computers need to go. It took me three months of convincing to get rid of the last old ones. I’m not dealing with it again.” You sigh at that memory; it took you moving into a different room in the manor for him to get rid of the last. And you didn’t want a repeat.

“Thanks your the best.” Barbara gives a hug.

“Don’t tell Bruce right away. I’ll take the heat.” You hug her back smiling.

Jason (21)

Bruce was siting at his chair working on a case when Jason had come to ask him if him and Tim could go a road trip. That idea was shot down pretty quick.

“Come on B it’s just a road trip.” Jason says trying to not yell at Bruce.

Bruce cross his arms over his chest not giving in. “Your not taking Tim on a road trip.”

Jason gives one more attempt to convince him, “It’s called brotherly bonding.” Bruce was big with on his kids getting along.

“No.” He turns around in his chair and goes ack to typing away at the bat computer.

——

“So can Tim and I take a road trip?” Jason asks drinking tea with you on the back porch.

You place your tea cup down on the table, “You and I both know this is about the weapons smuggling ring.”

Jason’s eyes widen spiting the tea in his mouth out, “How did you…”

“Tim asked me first. You can go just take pictures so you have a semi-decent alibi.” You smile at him with an all knowing look in your eyes.

“Thanks and good idea.” Jason smiles at you whipping the tea from his chin.

“I know, don’t tell Bruce I knew.” You wink at him.

Cass

“I only want to borrow the care for a date.” Cass says following Bruce through the manor.

“I don’t care.” Bruce doesn’t even look back at as he flips through a case file.

Cass matches his stride and looks up at him, “Your not the boss of me.”

Bruce snorts giving an almost laugh, “I’m your father so close enough.”

——

“Can I use the car to go on the date with Duke.” Cass ask you before you start your weekly reading lesson.

“You mean the undercover operation you two don’t want Bruce to know about then sure.” You question smiling picking a new book from the seemingly endless collection in the Wayne Manor library.

Cas looks at you suprised, “How did you find out?”

“I was talking to Duke and saw the reflection in the mirror of the file.” I respond shrugging your shoulders sitting down on the couch next to her.

“You can read backwards.” Cass states still surprised.

You shrug your shoulders nonchalantly smiling at your daughter. “I have many talents.”

“Thank you.” Cass smiles at you.

“Don’t tell Bruce, bring the car back without a scratch or we both will be in hot water.” You laugh nervously opening the book.

Bruce: So let me get this straight, you thought all of this was a good idea.

Batmom: Good idea no, but it was so worth it.

Bruce: And you two thought it would be a good idea to going along with it?

Tim: In our defense we figured going with Mom would be a better idea.

Dick: This is true.

Bruce: You broke into an ice cream shop for what?

Batmom: Bruce, darling, love of my life, that is all to obvious.

Bruce: Tell me then.

Batmom: They were smuggling drugs out of Gotham using the delivery trucks before shipping it around the U.S.

Tim: They would would put the drugs in with select containers of ice cream.

Dick: And once it got to a certain point they would melt the ice cream and retrieve the drugs.

Bruce: Seriously, how did you find out?

Batmom: I might have dropped my bracelet you gave me, so we broke in to find it and stumbled across the drugs and ice cream.

Bruce: I married you again why?

Batmom: You love me.

Batfamily as Teachers Part 1

The School Itself

• Gotham High School was one of the best public schools in Gotham
• Was built by Patrick Wayne
• Thomas Wayne took over making it even more affordable for the poor families in Gotham
• It has developed even more and now has a middle school and elementary school being built near the high school
• The academics, sports, arts, and every other department is treated equally
• The teachers are considered some of the best of the best
• The school is able to keep up with the changing times and are able to upgrade equipment regularly
• The students all love and care for the school
• There may be some disciplinary issues from time to time but they are handled in a positive and supportive manner
• The mascot is a bat named Batson
• He was beloved by everyone and who got to be the mascot was one the luckiest people in the school
• The rivalry between Gotham and Metropolis schools is long lasting and intense
• No matter what the event is these two school are always trying to outdo each other to prove their school is the best

Bruce Wayne

• Well for starters this man would be the principal of the school by the time most of his children are old enough to teach
• But before he was a principal he was a teacher
• He taught chemistry, forensic science, business management, and intro to business
• His family has a background in business so that wasn’t a surprise when he was going to school to be taking business classes
• And science was his passion and they were his favorite classes since he was little
• While he was a teacher most of his female students had a crush on him but he never noticed
• He had his sights set on a teacher at the rival school in Metropolis at the time
• His forensic science was his most popular class while he was teaching
• When he took over as principal, the students were all disappointed that he wouldn’t be teaching anymore, but they were happy to have a great principal
• He works really well with all of his teachers and always is ready to help them
• When the US and World History teach retired, there was only one teacher that he wanted to hire
• The teacher from Metropolis, but more on them later
• Occasionally when some of the teachers were out sick he would fill in as the sub for the day, the students were always excited
• Even though they would actually have to do work when he was in charge
• Bruce’s children all went to the school and now they all teach at the school
• His office is decorated in school merchandise and pictures of his family and friends
• His best friend (even though he won’t admit it) is the principal of Metropolis High
• He cares deeply about his school and will do whatever can took make his school a safe and enjoyable environment

BatFamily React to Batmom Being Catcalled

You weren’t an unattractive woman. Heck many people consider you to be gorgeous. You believed peoples beauty comes from the inside and is reflected in what they do not how they look. But most people didn’t see it the way you did. When you got into high school guys were flirting with you, you didn’t mind the cheesey pickup lines. It was when it moved past in catcalling and harassment, that the problem started. You slowly got used over the years and got good a blocking the idiots out. It was better then paying them any attention. There has been incidents were your husband or sons had been around. And they didn’t take to kindly to their wife and their mom being harassed.

Bruce:

You two had been out on a date night during your sixth month of dating. It was this diner that Bruce had taken you to on your first date. It was one of your favorites date night spots. And the reporters never seemed to bug you two either.

You two decided to walk that night. It was clam and quite night, until you walked passed a guy on the front steps of an apartment building. He wolf whistled and proceeded to yell nice ass. Bruce tensed up and squeezed your hand before turning around and marching back over to the man. And he punches him in the face you could head bones breaking from we’re you stood. Your jaw drops and you hoped the man wouldn’t recognize Bruce. You found out the next morning that Batman had dropped off the same man injured the next morning at GPD for sexual harassment.

Dick:

Three times of month you and your oldest baby bird would meet for lunch some where in Bludhaven to catch up on things after he left. It was a long standing tradition that you two kept to this day. Plus Dick did miss his mom. Any this time it was a new Bar and Grill and Dick was running late. You had taken a seat at one of the booths while you waited for him. It was fairly quite now that the lunch rush was over. Until the front doors slammed open and a man in his mid thirties stumbled in. You would have to be blind not to see he was drunk. The man spots you a stumbles his way over while shoving a waiter and a bus boy over who tried to stop him. He was drunk but he was about as big as your husband which wasn’t good.

The man seats down beside you trapping you in the booth. He breath was rank and his eyes were blood shot. “Damm you look fine how about I take you..” the man didn’t get to finish his sentence before being ripped away and kicked into the the near by tables. Dick stood there practically growing at the man laying on the ground. “Leave my mom alone you creep.” Dick turns back to checks to make sure your okay before calling into the police.

Jason:

You and Jason were out about shopping one afternoon in a quiter part of Gotham. Jason had appeared back in Gotham and had become the masked vigilantly Red Hood. Bruce wasn’t to pleased with the Red Hood aspect of his return, but you were just happy to have your son back. You had stopped in this older looking shop with trinkets of different kinds. Jason has walked off to a different part of the store leaving you by yourself. You stood gazing at rows of little crystal animals trying to decide which one to buy when it happened. You felt something smack your butt. You jumped in shock and turned around looking to he person responsible. What you didn’t notice was that Jason had seen the whole thing and was pissed that someone slapped is mom’s butt.

“You have a nice ass. Mind if I get a better feel.” The disgusting man winks at you. And look of pure disgust cross your features. Before you could say anything. Jason calmy walks over and tell him to get out in the most clam, pissed off voice you had ever heard. It was like the one you would use when you didn’t want to yell, but you still meant business. And Jason meant business. The man went scrambling out of the store. You weren’t to surprised to see that he ended up being killed under mysterious circumstances.

Tim:

Tim was you most passive aggressive child. You loved the boy dearly, and on a particular busy week where he would push himself to far you would take him out for a nice quite lunch. It was something you do for all you family members, but Tim’s relax lunches happen a lot more often than the others will. You two head out to a local cafe in one of the quieter parts of Gotham. During the lunch you got a call from Lois and it was an emergency girl talk situation. Tim begin the understanding son he is let you take the call, but you choose to go outside so you wouldn’t interpret the rest of his lunch. As you try to calm Lois down you didn’t notice someone come up behind you, but your son did. Before you could react someone slaps your ass. You let out a share tell a turn around to yell at who ever just touched your butt.

“You’ve got a hard ass.” The creepy dude says before you can start yelling. But the look he is giving sends you scrambling back a few steps. He reaches out to grab you but a hand grip its stopping it. “Don’t touch my mom.” You hear a snap and the guy starts screaming and runs away. You look at you son surprised he just snapped a guys wrist. “I’m going to hack into everything piece of tech that man own and give everything viruses.” Now that sounded like your son.

Damian:

Ahhh your youngest and most adorable child. But arguably the most violent. You loved your youngest and he loved you just as much. This leads to so problems. He takes after his father on his over protectiveness of you. There was a gala which Bruce couldn’t attend. Dick couldn’t go, Jason for obvious reason couldn’t go, and Tim was sick. You had to make an appearance to represent Wayne Industries so you invited Damian. He jumped at the chance to go. When you two arrived the photographers loved you two and took so many cute pictures, it was going really well until about 9:30ish when some of the upper workers of Wayne Industries showed up. You knew them and went out of your way to avoid them. They wouldn’t bug you if Bruce was around, but tonight he wasn’t. Those vultures zoned in on you and attacked. Damian could feel you tense and looked up to see you eye widening before farting around the room looking for a way out.

“No husband tonight?” A man asks causing you to stand up straighter but you reach down and grab Damain’s hand. He could feel you nervousness rolling off you in waves. “Why don’t you ditch the pipsqeak and hang out with us. We could have little fun and Bruce never has to know.” Before you respond the guys was tackled to the ground and was being punched in the face by Damian. “Don’t ever speak to my Ummi like that again.” Damian gets off the man and walks back you talking your hand you two leave the gala. The next morning the man makes the front pages of the news for being hung upside down in only his underwear off the top of one of the Wayne buildings.

Batfam as TikToks Part 2

I don’t own this TikTok all rights go to its creator.

Dick:

Batfam as TikToks Part 1

Because apparently there’s a limit to the number of videos I’m going to have to do this in parts. Sorry for not posting in long while I just haven’t been feeling well. I’m starting to get better so I decided to start posting again. I don’t own this TikTok all rights go to its creator.

Tim:

Cool birds wagon