Batman: I have to go to the store buy the boys their Christmas presents.
Superman: wow, they’re gonna received more presents? They’re so Lucky. I only received Santa’s presents.
Diana: what you’re talking about?
Superman: I’m just saying they’re lucky for getting presents from Santa and you Bruce. When I was younger I only received presents from Santa, it’s funny he wrapped the presents in special paper so I wouldn’t see what was inside, and he was so quiet like, I didn’t even hear him when he entered and leaved my house.
If one more sibling comes to my school to sing under my clasroom’s window I am going to make their life hell
What happened?
Jay and Tim were high as a kite and came to my school just to sing something for me under the window when I was in biology class and my teacher said Addison tell your boyfriends to go home
Oh my gosh! Lol.
Kit you know as well as I do how I felt when my teacher said they are my boyfriends so please don’t laught
I know, I know. Just the fact that they ahowed up during class is hilarious. I sympathise with the situation though.
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
?????
THERES GOOD NEWS AND GOOD NEWS BUT IM VERY SHOCKED ABOUT IT
oh, good i was worried someone might’ve died again
GOOD NEWS: MURDER GRANDMA IS NOT ACTUALLY YOUR GRANDMA
GOOD NEWS: YOUR ACTUAL GRANDMA IS WONDER WOMAN
OH! FANTASTIC! GREAT NEWS! NOT EXACTLY SURE WHAT TO DO WITH THAT INFORMATION!! BUT ITS GREAT!!
YEP! I AM HALF AMAZON WHICH IS V COOL
IT IS!
do you get to go to their neat island now?
I think so!! I’ll ask mom
that’s so awesome!
if you do,, could you like,, take pictures of some of the architecture, since it’s,,, yknow, original ancient greek and roman design,,, that’s still almost completely intact?
Kiddo I’m gonna ask if I can take you and Pete withme
oh my god, seriously?
pete might be the science geek, but i’m a huge history nerd and i’ve always thought themyscira’s architecture were absolutely breathtaking especially with the waterfallsugh im excited now.
SHE SAID YES
GET YOUR THINGS IM TAKING YOU OUT OF SCHOOL FOR A WEEK WE’RE GOIN THE THEMYSCIRA
FUCK YEAHHHH
SHES BRINGING YOU ANOTHER PET TIGER, APPARENTLY
YES!! OH MY GOD YES!! OH! OH! MALE OR FEMALE??
FEMALE ALSO SHES COMING IN LIKE TEN MINUTES SO YOU MIGHT WANNA PACK FAST
OH SHIT OKAY, OKAY, IM PACKING LIKE A MADMAN RIGHT NOW
YOUR EMERGENCY BAG IS ON THE LOOSE FLOORBOARD UNDER YOUR NIGHTSTAND IF YOU NEED IT
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SPIDER CHILD
OH SHIT YEAH EMERGENCY BAG!
AND I THOUGHT HE WAS AT NED’S?? IS HE NOT???
IM HERE IM HERE HOLD ON LEMME GET THROUGH MY WINDOW
me, being raised by an eco-terrorist, a clown themed supervillian with a psychiatric degree and a cat themed cat-burglar and spending the weekends with a billionaire, vigilante with an adoption problem.
And y'all didn’t expect me to end up as a member of the gotham rouges??? Seriously???
