#batclan
I’m about like 95.8 % sure that in the DC UNIVERSE there exists a multitude of YouTube videos titled Gotham Vigilante Moments I Think About A lot that are just random compilations recorded by Gotham City citizens of the batclan doing hella random ass questionable ass shit during night patrol
The sequel is finally here
Superman and Batman (Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne) icons and header from The Man of Steel (Byrne, Giordano, 1986)
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Red Robin and Batgirl (Tim Drake and Stephanie Brown) icons from Red Robin issue #10 (Yost, To, McCarthy, 2010)
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Red Robin (Tim Drake) icons from Red Robin issues #1-4 (Yost, Bachs, Thibert, 2009)
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Dick: We should settle this like civilized adults.
Jason: I agree.
Dick: So, a rap battle?
Jason: A rap battle.
Bruce: WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
Tim, mixing different energy drinks in a cauldron: You know there’s an indigenous word, used to describe people like you.
Tim:PARTY-POOPER
Tim: *violently opens the curtains*
Tim: Wake up or we’ll be late for the parade!
Conner: mY EYES!!
Tim: It’s called sunlight and it’s not that bright.
Conner: IT’S NOT THE SUN IT’S YOUR OUTFIT.
Tim, completely draped in pride themed sequin clothings:oh.
Tim: I think Alfred’s mad at you.
Jason: What makes you say that?
Tim: Because he’s cleaning up the mess you made and asked me to deliver this to you.
Jason, reading the note: “Young Master Jason, I hope this note finds you before I do.”
Roy: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time.
Jason: *cracking his knuckles*
Jason: Manslaughter it is.
Tim: You like my personality?
Conner: I was surprised too
Bruce:Tim, Do you have any viable product ideas to contribute?
Tim: Multiple.
Tim:Which one should i present first: ‘Conditioner Gordan’, 'Alfred-no-fret Surface Cleaner’ or 'Bruce Bruise medication’
Board of Directors: :O
Bruce: Ah yes, more therapy sessions it is.
Steph: How dare you run a check on me?! How would you feel if I interfered in YOUR personal life?
Tim: I’d hate it and that’s why I CLEVERLY, have no personal life.
Jason: *sends a voice message*
Bruce, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?
Jason: Oh don’t worry about it!
[later]
Bruce: *presses play*
Jason’s recorded message: BRUCE, THERE’S A F*CKING FIRE IN THE MANOR AND–
Jason, taking off his helmet to reveal another helmet underneath: Does this answer your question?
Roy: I never asked a question.
Dick, throwing confetti: You bring the razzle, and I’ll bring the dazzle.
Bruce: *while apprehending a criminal* Is this why you made me add pockets to your suit?
Dick: Yes and it is 100% worth it.
Tim: *gets a papercut*
Dick: *who recently got his wisdom tooth removed*
Dick, tearing up: DEAR GOD, hasn’t he been through enough–
Dick: I thought you were dead!
Jason: Yeah, I get that a lot
Jason: Yes, I may be morally corrupted.
Jason: But I’m also incredibly hot and I think that makes up for it honestly.
Dick: I won
Kory: But I have you pinned to the ground?
Dick: I know
