#classics memes
Psyche Orpheus
looking at their loved ones when someone specifically told them not to
Hades be like “I know a spot” and then take you to the underworld
Kronos be like “I know a spot” and then eat you
Eros be like “I know a spot” and take you to his fancy house
*casually spends 2 hours reading that classic poetry book I’ll never buy*
Zeus: Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Hermes: I need a hoe opinion
Aphrodite: go on
Poseidon: i pushed Zeus in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left Hades downtown.
Athena: did you go back and get him?
Poseidon: nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Hera: Zeus just said “I can’t wait to penetrate you tomorrow” I sat in silence for a second…he attempted to save it by saying “I can’t wait to enter you”.
Apollo: Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Dionysus: is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Hades: I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Eros: I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn’t scream romantic idk what does