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A pair of my @witukaonline socks worn by @cardi_ku. Cardi has an active lifestyle and isn’t afraid of a few carbs. I am very afraid of a few carbs, and also touching doorknobs and intimacy.
by @witukaonline, by @lionelcutz, by @cyralina
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#GettingInspired: I recently attended “Michelangelo’s Sistine Chapel: The Exhibition”, which consists of actual size reproductions from one mankind’s greatest artistic achievements, printed at 72 dpi and applied with store-brand glue stick to boards leaning against the walls of an unfinished industrial space that formerly housed a Lady Foot Locker. But it’s GREAT for instagram photos. In mine, I chose to wear a mask, because I arrived straight from breakfast and I wanted to protect the vulnerable from seeing that I had the contents of a moderately sized spice rack stuck between my teeth.
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GIVEAWAY! To celebrate my upcoming 2023 WALL CALENDAR, I’m holding a random drawing for a big box of my stuff. To enter, just PRE-ORDER my 2023 Wall Calendar by March 15th, LIKE this post, FOLLOW my account, & tell me you’ve pre-ordered in the COMMENTS.
FINE PRNT: Sorry, USA only. Winners must show poof of purchase. Actual prize assortment may differ somewhat from what’s pictured. You may enter on more than one platform (Instagram, Facebook, Tumblr) This giveaway is not sponsored, endorsed/administered by, or associated with any social media platform or other company. When you hit the like & follow buttons, feel free to do so with gusto, but please do not “smash” them. The method of choosing a winner will be both arbitrary and unfair.
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“Nobody Asked”: a collection of demotivational quotes & rando observations, because sometimes nobody asks me to hold forth at length on a variety of topics. ♂️ WANT A PRINT? DM me or comment below & I’ll add it to the “Nobody Asked” Shop.
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My 2023 Wall Calendar is Pre-Ordering NOW! Do you like to laugh? Omg me too! I suppose now you’re gonna tell me you like charts showing the days, weeks and months of a particular year?
Join the legions of Olenick-heads* who spend every year with The Art of David Olenick Calendar, which has been hailed in customer reviews as “Hysterical!”,“Looks sturdy!”, and “Delivered on time and in good condition”.
*That is not a thing.
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#ReadingGoals & calendar page for March 2022 Have you guys ever experienced the unique phenomenon of being jealous of your own book collection? It’s not too late to get the 2022 edition of my wall calendar.
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March 1, 2022 I’ve lived in New York City for most of my adult life, listening to garbage trucks, sirens and car alarms every morning. So how do I take the cacophony? With cream and no sugar. March is not too late to get my 2022 DAILY DESK CALENDAR - there are almost 300 pages still left to tear off! Photo by @blueyboronia in their charming little gift store in Adelaide Australia.
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“Keep On Sparkling” (2021)
For that doubly bubbly, ever effervescent person in your life.
Cards & stickers at my Threadless Artist Shop&Society6
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“Nobody Asked”: a collection of demotivational quotes & rando observations, because sometimes nobody asks me to hold forth at length on a variety of topics. WANT A PRINT? DM me or comment below & I’ll add it to the “Nobody Asked” Shop.
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“My Cupcake Runneth Over” (2021)
Please, bake yourself at home.
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#GettingInspired:Here’s a dynamic image of the prophet Ezekiel at “Michelangelo’s Sistine Chapel: The Exhibition”. Notice his vehement gesture. We can almost hear the surprise and wonderment in his voice as he addresses Zechariah: “Look at this - unbelievable. Did I not say dressing on the side?”
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#GettingInspired: The Cumaean Sibyl, a striking figure seen here at “Michelangelo’s Sistine Chapel: The Exhibition”, presided over the Apollonian oracle at Cumae, a Greek colony near Naples. She was a priestess, a prophetess, and briefly played defensive end for the Green Bay Packers.
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New Product Alert: SOCKS from Wituka! Swipe/click/scroll to see the collection! Guys, seriously how cute are these? That’s a rhetorical question. Also, please answer it.
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Feb. 14, 2022 I will NOT be told to celebrate any particular thing on any particular day, but I WILL get my ass to CVS first thing tomorrow for discounts on candy with seasonal packaging. It’s not too late to get my 2022 DAILY DESK CALENDAR. Photo by @blueyboronia in their charming little gift store in Adelaide Australia.
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“Nobody Asked”: a collection of demotivational quotes & rando observations, because sometimes nobody asks me to hold forth at length on a variety of topics. WANT A PRINT? DM me or comment below & I’ll add it to the “Nobody Asked” Shop.
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Image 1: “Can You Spear A Moment?” (2022), Image 2: “Squad Goals” (2022) Image 3: “Grateful By the Crateful” (2021)
Which one do you like best? Let me know in the comments! (This is not required and I have no legal authority to enforce such an order.)
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Image 1: “Seed Money” (2022), Image 2: “That Was Sweet of You”(2021)
Which one do you like better? Let me know in the comments! (This is not required and I have no legal authority to enforce such an order.)
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