queerpalforthestraightgal:

queerpalforthestraightgal:

alright i have the beginnings of a theory but i need help fleshing it out.

so. all of us here have one or two defining pieces of childhood media that turned us gay, right? and what type of gay we are today is dependent upon those pieces of media. i’m trying to catalogue us– i have three categories so far, with a few different things that fit, and there’s a sort of axis going, but i can’t work out the last category and i need y’all’s help what’s the fourth quadrant

I THINK I GOT IT Y’ALL please submit your corrections down below

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

Quarantine? More like Korratine, am I right?

It is the cheese, and Gordita is the crunch.

Can’t tell if ~yawn~ or SCREAM.

Also, blep.

A kingdom of self-isolation, and it looks like I’m the queen ❄️

Is there a better way to spend quarantine than by doing photoshoots with your cat?

Me to my cat when she asks me to let her outside for the 394th time today

Someone decided that the tablecloth would work better as a blanket Happy St. Paddy’s Day, you’re lucky you’re cute!

Book of Boba Fett Spoilers without Context

Boba Fett STRUTTING to his rightful place on the Hutt throne:

Billy Butcherson from Hocus Pocus IS Billy Butcher from The Boys.

A Supe sends him back in time to the 1600s to get him out of their way. To blend in, he shaves his face and changes his vernacular to match the times. The Supes become witches, and the cunts become wenches.

Trying to find a way back to his own time, he starts hanging out with three spellcasting sisters, hoping they can help him. Alas, he cannot keep it in his pants, so they murder him.

Momo: Mom, can I help set up the Halloween decorations?

Momo, 3 Seconds Later: NEVERMIND NEVERMIND NEVERMIND NEVERMIND NEVERMIND

beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202:

My

brings all the boys to the yard

And I’m like,

“His name’s Salazar.”

It is the East, and Superman is the sun. (ohhhhh)

Happiness is a ferret in a ball pit full of bubble wrap