#fight me
Look i don’t read dc comics but from what I’ve learned from others…. This person is 100% correct
[Captions: Look I really love both Marvel and DC and uh I just- I really feel the need to get up on this platform that I have and say that: Damian Wayne would beat the actual fuck out of Tony Stark… And I live by that
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I’m sorry, but any Robin would turn Tony into a tin can. Like yes, Tony has a cool suit but this man doesn’t know enough self defense to stop literal ninja children.
Dick would use his agility to outmaneuver Tony and kick his ass.
Jason would use his street smarts and common sense to kick his ass.
Tim would hack into the suit so he can kick his ass.
Stephanie would use her quick wit and intellect to out sass Tony and still kick his ass.
Damian will use ever resource he has to kick his ass.
The backup dancers are actually sweethearts and our yeba is too shy for this, but the possibility for a jealous Yong make an appearance is out there.
I love when this soft lion hugs her wheepup like this uwu
Me; I should be om tumblr more!
Also me: should I just delete my accounts and delete tumblr? Hhh…
tbh i think my new favourite thing is Rex squaring up to Fight anyone twice his size while Anakin’s just in the background like “i thought you were the sensible one Rex what the fuck”
Jason: Alright kid. I’m calling in a favor you owe me.
Damian: Fine. What do you need?
The rest of the Batfam:
Tim: That’s IT?
Jason:What?
Tim: Not even a single protest?
Damian: There is no need to make a big deal of this.
Tim: Last week when I asked for help you laughed for fifteen minutes straight!
Damian, shrugging: I owe Jason some favors.
Dick, suspiciously: How many favors are we talking about here?
Jason, grinning slightly ferally:Enough.
Steph, impressed:How?
Damian, scowling: None of your concern, Stephanie.
Duke: What’s the big deal? I thought everyone owed everyone else favors at this point.
Bruce: *sighs and puts some batheadphones on*
Steph: Not Damian.
Tim: Damian owes no one anything, ever.
Damian: Just because I don’t make a habit of incompetence…
Dick: Jason, seriously, how come Dami owes you a bunch of favors?
One week ago
Damian: Did you get it?
Jason, pulling a small kitten from his jacket: Here you go.
Three weeks ago
Talia, on the phone:Boys.
Damian:Mother.
Jason: Hey mom, guess what? I broke into the CIA again.
Talia:
Talia: I know what you’re doing, Jason.
Jason: Oh, and if Luthor calls you it’s totally not my fault that his laser prototype thing went missing.
Talia:
Jason: I mean, I suppose it sort of is, since I’m the one who stole it and all, but-
Talia:Enough.
Talia: Damian, I apologize for being upset over the giraffes. Please continue doing your best to convince your brother to stay out of trouble, darling.
Damian: Of course, Mother.
Two months ago
Damian: I need you to hide these.
Jason: Look, we both know I have skills, but how am I supposed to hide a whole ass elephant?
Damian:Please?
Jason: You know, your puppy dog eyes were a lot more effective when you were six.
Damian:
Jason:Fine.
Five months ago
Jason: I hope you have a good explanation for this, brat.
Damian: I don’t see what the big deal is. I just asked you to pick me up.
Jason: In a JET. From FINLAND!
A Q(PR)eer Sunday
Thank you for the push @voidsteffy,I really needed it! Also, this is for day 5 prompt (Sunday) @desi-lgbt-fest.Based on the movie Oh My Friend (2011)
“What is the plan for today?” Chandu asked as he bounced the baby lightly. It had just been a few days since they had reunited and while it was exhausting, Chandu had never felt more peaceful and fulfilled, ever. His best friend by his side, the love of their lives behind them… this was the least he could ask for.
“Just a day in. No going out, no nothing.” Siri called out tiredly as she chopped up the vegetables, thankful for the assistance from Ritu. They might not have seen each other eye to eye for some time but… in this short while, it felt like they were actually getting along.
“Actually,” Uday said, walking in with a bag of snacks. “I was wondering if we could talk.”
“About?”
“You and Siri.”
“What about us?”
Uday seemed to debate over his words for a while before shrugging.
“I still feel like you and Siri are not just friends. Or in your words, best friends.” he opened bluntly.
“Uday I swear to god! Don’t start on this again. I can’t- We can’t-”
“Relax, relax man! Chill! I am not going down that route at all.” Uday said, hands raised in the air as he eyed how his wife’s hold on the knife had tightened.
“Uday-”
“Just… listen, alright. Maybe it’ll make sense if I finish the whole explanation…”
Chandu sighed and sat down, reluctantly signalling the other man to go ahead.
“Alright. So… remember the last time I said the same thing. Insisted that you behaved like lovers. And how you both defended that you were just best friends but at the same time were each other’s lives since childhood. And how in those 3 years of staying apart with no contact, you confessed that you felt as if a part of yourselves had died.”
He took a sip of water and cleared his throat. “That day, when I asked you, Siri, who you will choose between myself and Chandu, you said that both of us were equally important. And Chandu had mentioned a similar statement.”
Siri had abandoned all pretence of working in the kitchen at this point and sat down near Chandu, nervous as to where this was going.
“I confess. At that point, I was not as open-minded. I didn’t really understand all of… this, that was going on between the two of you. It was… according to the society, not really acceptable or looked down upon. It was strange. Nearly unheard of at that time. But then… things changed.”
He looked the two friends in the eye as he said this. “I met a couple of my uni mates a while after we shifted to the US, did a catching up of sorts. In hindsight, they were similar to the two of you, stuck to the hip. They told me that they were planning on a marriage of convenience, both of them were not interested in marrying at all.”
“But… there was just one thing that surprised me. They said that they were never romantically interested in each other, nor was it sexual. But at the same time… they always saw themselves as not best friends, but they were more. They had an emotional connection, and understanding, which they wanted to maintain that they felt no one else can give them. And it reminded me of the two of you. You use the exact same words when you try to describe your relationship and when they told me that… it got me thinking. I think you might be in a QPR without knowing it.”
“QPR?” Ritu asked curiously.
“A Queer Platonic Relationship. Usually considered as relationships that are… outside the societal norm but at the same time, not romantic or sexual in nature. Usually. It depends on the people and boundaries of the levels of intimacy. It can be between two or more people and is usually used for aromantic people but it can also fit in other aspects too. There is no specific gender/sexuality it is attributed to.” He paused for a moment. “At least that’s what they said. I didn’t totally get it. But when I heard about it, all I could think about was the two of you.”
Chandu blinked. “You have totally lost me there, bro. Please simplify it for us low minded people.”
“I am just quoting what they said to me that day so I don’t know if it is accurate but… ‘QPRs are hard to explain as they vary from person to person, relationship to relationship. But the baseline is that it is totally a feeling above the society’s view of a best friend but not exactly a romantic relationship either, which is what most people assume. It is like walking the tightrope, that one. You are going to toe the line either way and people judge you for that.’ Again. I am not really sure and you’ll have to do some research on your own… but yeah. I had to say this.”
“Is this why you called me? During the delivery?” Chandu asked after a few minutes. “I mean, I should be honest, I don’t know what you are saying right now but… this small conversation… it-”
“Kinda, yeah. It made me look back and think a lot, ponder over stuff I did, and said, back then. And it is true. I would never truly understand what it is that is between the two of you. And what Ritu and I did back then, hurt you in more ways than we could ever imagine. But… I wish to try to be better at the whole understanding thing. And I totally get it if you two don’t think that… you know. The label… Maybe it was the wrong way to go about it. But you know me, I speak out what’s in my mind. Just… look into it someday?” he said, suddenly feeling bashful.
“Thanks, Ra.
Again, sorry if I have gotten something wrong but this was something I thought of and couldn’t get it out of my head so… here you go!
So, with all the stuff about the Dr. Seuss books being pulled, I hear the Far Right is already releasing their own line of Seuss-esque books to fight back.
Here is a list:
Marjorie Hears A Jew.
Can-Fish, Cun-Fish, Ted Fish, Cruz Fish.
Oh, The Places You’ll Go And Give Everyone COVID!
And To Think That I Sold It On Wall Street.
The Sneeches, And Other Groups To Deport.
If I Drained The Swamp.
Fox With Stocks (In Medical Equipment).
The Lorax Is Fake News.
There’s A Market In My Pocket!
My Book About ME (And Why You All Suck)!
Yertle The Turtle, And Other Habitats To Destroy.
I Can Read Congressional Documents With My Eyes Shut!
Horton Hatches An Egg, Then Denies It Health Coverage.
In The People’s House (With Guns!).
I Can Threaten 30 Senators Today! And Other Josh Hawley Stories.
And because the Far Left is not to be outdone, they are also producing a line of books.
Those include:
How The Grinch Canceled Christmas.
The Cat In The Culturally-Appropriated Hat.
On Beyond Zebra (Because Anything Even Partly White Is Racist).
A Great Day For Up… -Setting People For The Heck Of It.
Hop On GOP (If No One Else Is Available).
Green Eggs And Ham Are Murder.
If I Ran The Country (Without Voting).
The 500 Attacks Of Oscaio-Cortez.
Charles E. Schumer, Will You Please Go Now!
I Am Not Going To Get Up And Vote Today!