That is GENIUS

PC: Ever seen a girl with pencils in her hair?? Like that

Ive seen this so many times. I must share.

thatonenewdungeonmaster:

100% ingredients

I have no idea who originally posted this. I have a vague memory of seeing it before but I can’t remember where.

DnD Dice Jail

Me: Raising a family of 4 is so hard

Necromancer: Not if they’re buried close enough together

Me: What?

Necromancer: What?

You don’t know real power until you have a Deck of Many Things in your inventory

Guys, this is a joke

I’m seeing my posts everywhere now and every time my friend finds one she sends it to me and we have a good little giggle

Y'all ever completely skip over combat because your Druid decided to become Goblin Jesus?

Comic :0!!! A young Pandemonium and his personal doctor-

More DND doodles!

(featuring my goblin Sneakwood having a chat with his favourite bear, some pixel art, meme stuff, a goblin/halfling called Twig, and some goblo boyos cuddling ;w; )

Just imagining if my goblin boi had water powers…and then made a silly quality™ comic lol

thatonenewdungeonmaster:

bettsican:

crumplelush:

brunhiddensmusings:

tales-from-the-library:

they do this so that they can prove people use the library, figure out what books are popular so they can make sure to get more like it or further entries in a series, and to figure out what times the library is more buisy

while ive never killed a person in a library (yet) i do sometimes unshelve additional books to boost the statistics thus resulting in increased funding for the library, however small

librarians being a-ok with murder but draw the lines at reshelving books is painfully on brand

Reminds me of the time my DnD character yeeted a librarian through the roof for not letting her steal library books. Murderous necromancer enters the library and the librarian still confronted her over books

Dice are always handy.