#gen zed
>Make cartoon series, touting itself as being a pinnacle in trans representation with a trans lead.
>Make prison rape jokes.
>Not realize that going to prison as a trans person pretty much guarantees you are going to be sexually assaulted/raped.
>???
>PROGRESSIVE!! uWu
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Gen Zed
Created by Hayden Black2015
“you need to write something you would change about your performance, it’s called self reflection -”
“WELL I’M LOOKING AT MYSELF AND I LOOK GREAT”
research teacher to a random kid: you get infected and die happy birthday by the way
this isnt an exact conversation but.
one time i (jokingly!!) told my friend she would die of scurvy if she didn’t eat more vegetables and she believed me and got really scared and ate wayyy too many vegetables,
but then she got a cold or something and googled her symptoms and went “oh my god i think i have scurvy” and i thought she was joking and i was like “yea ur gonna die” BUT SHE BELIEVED ME and actually thought she was gonna die of scurvy
A conversation between myself and my best friend:
Us: *sitting in his car eating those little orange slice fruit cups*
Me: when we were younger, my sister and I used to pretend these we slugs. I dont know why but we loved the idea of eating little cups of slugs
Him: I ate a worm when I was 11
Him: and now I’m lactose intolerant
Me: are you implying that the worm made you lactose intolerant?
Him: I ate a worm and now milk makes me throw up, what other conclusion do you expect me to come to???
Him: this is the first thing I’ve eaten today
Me: ?!?!?!?!?!? We offered to buy you dinner tonight and you refused and said you ate leftovers?!?!?!?!?!?
Him: I got busy and forgot
Me: …
Him: I had a coffee this morning
Me: … *runs back into the grocery store to forcibly buy him a sandwich*
“Travis Konecny is the love of my life”
“Travis Konecny is a feral racoon of a hockey player, GET YOU SOME STANDARDS, CHILD”
my friends support me wanting to become a cryptid
me: “sloths could kill you if they were fast enough. they aren’t predators right?”
my sister: “no they don’t eat meat”
me: “oh they eat plants. they’re plant predators. pledators”
my sister: “….you are so weird”
“who are we to question the motives of aliens?”
“For the last time, he’s in his thirties, you’re sixteen.”
“But I love him…”
(It was about Harry Styles, apparently)
“Don’t argue with the hat or you’ll end up in Gryffindor. That is a threat.”
