Peter: How did you find your meal, Mr Stark?

Tony: It’s good, decent. A little cold, though.

Harley: You know what we meant.

Tony: Asking Peter to web it to the ceiling doesn’t mean it’s hard to find when you’ve got pasta sauce dripping from the ceiling.

Peter: I’m good at identifying birds

Tony, pointing to a pigeon: What bird is that?

Peter: …Sam

“you need to write something you would change about your performance, it’s called self reflection -”

“WELL I’M LOOKING AT MYSELF AND I LOOK GREAT”

the rudy and bob show

there are these two people in my class. let’s name them rudy and bob.

at my school we could choose where we wanted to eat lunch ie. we could eat in either the cafeteria downstairs or in a classroom. 

most of the popular (read: snobby) kids would eat in the cafeteria, so that left us weird shits in the classroom.

rudy and bob got really bored one day, because without the popular kids, there wasn’t a lot of drama. so they decided to do something.

one day, they walk up to the front of the class and write on the whiteboard: THE RUDY AND BOB SHOW!!!

basically what they did was reenact music videos of songs, including singing and background dancers and shit, with two people.

they even accepted music video requests. so one day, someone obviously requested senorita.

if you haven’t watched the music vid, it’s really sensual and stuff.

AND RUDY AND BOB SAID YES.

so, on that fateful day, we all left our lunches at our desks, circled up our chairs, and watched this go down. 

it was honestly one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen.