#heathcliff
duck:i…
need…
a helmet.
- [others laughing]
i need a helmet.
- heathcliff: like a foot-
i don’t want-
- heathcliff:football helmet or a?
LISTEN
- heathcliff:medieval?
like a… good. like a st- like you-you know how sometimes you put helmets on people who are going into
dangerous situations
because they’re just
regular-ass people?
and not like
superheroes?
i need..
A HELMET.
- heathcliff:ummm
I need a helmet!
- heathcliff:okay! uh just a regular old helmet? or do you want a..
LIKE A GOOD HELMET
YA DUMB CAT,
A Helmet!
- [travis laughing]
- griffin:he looks kind of…
DON’T FUCK AROUND WITH ME. IM NOT HA- ST-STOKED TO BE ASKIN.
I NEED A HELMET, ALRIGHT?
I Need A Helmet!
- heathcliff: um okaay..
- griffin: he-he looks pissed off, he’s like
- heathcliff:let me see what, lemme see
SHUT UP!
- [others laughing]
HEY!
YOU TWO
- heathcliff: lemme see what i can do
PIPE DOWN, ALRIGHT?
YUCK IT UP
I’M GLAD YOU ALL ARE STILL.
FUCKIN X MEN.
I’M JUST A REGULAR
DIPSHIT
AND I NEEDA FUCKIN HELMET.
- griffin:uh he says uh-
I’m sorry,
CAT.
I need a helmet.
- heathcliff:yeah, um, i get that, um… any sort of
PFFffFfFfFfFffFffTT
- heathcliff:design considerations or…?
I might be wasting this not getting a
TOMBSTONE
now that i think about it.
- [others laugh]
them shits is expensive
i-can you get me a
hologram tombstone?
NAHH
alright, you know what? that’s
stinkin’ thinkin’.
i’ll start with a helmet.
- griffin:uh he dives down-
- travis:and aubrey yells:
- aubrey:VIKING!
- griffin:he dives down and-
No, like,
cool…
- griffin:he dives down into the abyss and uhhhhhhh takes a while down there? uh and you see like a few flashes of light and he uh comes back up. and i think he’s got like five or six different helmet designs and he’s like:
- heathcliff:umm you seem like you’re having maybe a bit of a. bit of a
week
- so uhhhhhhhhh i-i thought maybe you could. pick your favorite? maybe you could have some fun with that
- griffin:and there’s like a… like you know like a motorcycle helmet, there’s a viking helmet for sure, there’s like a knight’s full helm with the like guard in front of it, there’s like a sortuva modern combat helmet uhhhhhh with like some like the netting wrapped around it, uhhhhh i think he offers you a few different helmet designs.
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
- aubrey, whispering:Viking!
- ned, also whispering: Viking!
gimme the one that looks like a
skateboard helmet.
- [clint laughing]
god, at least i can wear that to work
- [laughing continues]
‘cause i’m skateboarding to
WORK.
by the way.
- ned:so you can’t
run
- without getting tired anymore?
I CAN’T LIKE RUN EIGHT MILES WITHOUT GETTING TIRED ANYMO-
- ned:what happened???
- aubrey: to be fair ned,
NED. NED. You’ve lit-
- aubrey: ned you can’t either
YEAH. NED. YOU CAN’T RUN
EIGHT BLOCKS.
SHUT UP.
god.
NED.
- ned:fine. okay.
be that way.
Heathcliff: You are full of Sylvain’s power…
Aubrey: I had a big meal when I got here?
Aubrey:Or you could just put a push-pin in it, in the darts. That really hurts, you know what I mean?
Heathcliff:Yeah. You were a nasty kid, huh?
Aubrey:Yep!
Duck: I got a request. Do you do exchanges?
Heathcliff: I’m curious to hear what you think would satisfy my mysterious needs.
Duck: I got this sword, and I would love to trade it for… anything?
Griffin:The wind picks up from below as you speak, almost knocking you off your feet, which is probably pretty scary given your position, as a massive shape lifts up from the darkness below you. And suddenly, the light from Vincent’s torch illuminates two great yellow eyes with narrow slits for pupils, which eye you over quickly before the figure fully emerges. It is a cat. An unthinkably gigantic grey anthropomorphic cat, and it says-
Heathcliff:Well, that sounds like quite a challenge! I suppose introductions are in order. The people of this world know me as the Enchanter, master artisan of the arcane- but you may call me by my name. I… am Heathcliff!
haworth; yorkshire
amnesty would be so short if heathcliff just pushed the pine guard into his chasm like the cat he is
You said I killed you, haunt me then. Be with me always, take any form, drive me mad. Only do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you.
Lo amo e non perché è bello Nelly, ma perché lui è me più di me stessa
Cime tempestose
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The people in Wuthering Heights have no reason to be so miserable to each other.
They have enough resources to go around, there are no big external catastrophes, there is no power or treasure to gain, there is only the drama they create for themselves out of thin air. If any of them used their brain for five minutes, the novel would be over.
Heathcliff even makes it out of the abusive situation through the military, but then returns to be even more miserable. Just move on, bro.
Sometimes I just stop and think very hard about how Ben Barnes was literally born to be a Heathcliff. Those effin’ black carbon eyes. Someone please remake the movie with him in it.