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Past Crystal'Venom/Vcc and present creatures craziness 1.
Vcc: “Okay. I get it. You’ve had a really hard time lately, you’re stressed out, seven people died-”
Sewing'Zombie: “Twelve, actually.”
Vcc: “Not the point. Look, they’re dead now and really whose fault is that?”
Sewing'Zombie:“Yours!”
Vcc: “That’s right; no one’s.”
***
Sewing'Zombie, negotiating with Vcc: “We have Killer'Claw . Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed.”
Killer'Claw: “Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars?”
Sewing'Zombie:
Killer'Claw: “MAKE IT ONE MILLION–”
Sewing'Zombie: “KILLER'CLAW STOP!-”
***
Sewing'Zombie: “Is stabbing someone immoral?”
Vcc: “Not if they consent to it.”
Killer'Claw: “Depends who you’re stabbing.”
Vector: “YES?!?”
***
Sewing'Zombie: “Okay, truth or dare?”
Vector: “Truth.”
Sewing'Zombie: “How many hours have you slept this week?”
Vector :
Vector: “…Dare.”
Sewing'Zombie:“Go to bed.”
Vector: “I don’t like this game.”
***
Sewing'Zombie:“Please, I’m begging you go to a doctor.”
Vector: “I’m sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.”
Sewing'Zombie: “You often use humor to deflect trauma.”
Vector: “Thank you.”
Sewing'Zombie: “I didn’t say that was a good thing.”
Vector: “What I’m hearing is, you think I’m funny.”
***
Store Worker: “Would a Mr. Sewing'Zombie please come to the front desk?”
Sewing'Zombie, arriving at the desk: “Hello, is there a problem?”
Store Worker: -Points to Vector and Vcc-
Store Worker: “I believe they belong to you?”
Vector and Vcc, simultaneously: “We got lost.”
Sewing'Zombie: “I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-”
Sewing'Zombie, in a high voice, holding barbie: “Hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!”
Vector, in a deep voice, holding ken: “Nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids.”
Vcc: “What the fuck are you guys doing?”
Sewing'Zombie: “Playing systemic oppression.”
***
Vector: “Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.”
Sewing'Zombie: “Vector no.”
Vcc:“Mistlefoe.”
Sewing'Zombie: “Please stop encouraging them.”
Sewing'Zombie: “Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?”
Vector: “You’re a hazard to society.”
Vcc: “And a coward. DO TWENTY!!”
***
Sewing'Zombie: “WHY. why did you give Vcc a KNIFE?!”
Vector: “I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe.”
Sewing'Zombie: “Now I feel unsafe!”
Vector: “I’m sorry.”
Vector: “… would you like a knife?”
***
Isaac/Symbiote'Storm: “Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.”
Hollow: “I think you mean cards.”
Isaac/Symbiote'Storm, pulling knives out of their sleeves: “No, I do not.”
Another batch of Inktobers, this time featuring the Hollow races. : ] From top to bottom, Zombies, Mummies, Ghosts, Mads, Lagunites, Weres, Vampires and Franken!
Those days full of uncontrollable volatility just before you disassociate for god knows how long…