#hp marauders
Marauders Fandom: (to anything cannon) Yeah fuck that, here’s how it really went down…
James: *singing* I can take your mans if I want to, but lucky for you I don’t want to!
Sirius: Don’t you even try to steal my man!
Remus: He couldn‘t get me even if he tried.
Lily: Remus what in merlins name is Sirius planning on doing with the niffler in your backyard?
Remus: I don’t know and I don’t want to know.
Lily: But it’s illegal!
Remus: My point exactly, the less I know the better…
Marlene: I am an amazing driver!
Lily: You almost ran over Remus…
Marlene: But I did that on purpose.
Marlene: I was hoping Sirius would save him, then they would kiss and finally get together.
Lily:
Lily: Honestly that’s so stupid it might have actually worked.
Sirius: Happy father’s day.
Dorcas: But it’s mother’s day.
Sirius: Well I have been disowned so instead I show appreciation to my daddy.
Sirius: *winks at Remus*
Dorcas: You’ve never fantasized about Sirius or Lily right?
Marlene: Lily no.
Dorcas: Okay, good.
Marlene: Sirius on the other hand…
Dorcas: MARLENE!!
Marlene: What?? I’m bi and you can’t deny that he is hot!!
*Every time I’m trying to state Harry Potter Facts*
Me: Wait is that cannon? Or did I read that in a fanfic?
Sirius: Remus why are you awake?
Remus, red eyed staring at his book: Go back to sleep i’ll go to bed in a second.
Sirius: …it’s 6am moony
Remus: But it was midnight like 30 seconds ago?!
Remus: When animals sleep all day they are cute…
Remus: But when I do it people say i’m ‘clinically depressed’?
Remus: Like no bitch i’m a werewolf worship my cute sleeping ass.
Sirius: I stopped someone from being murdered today…
James: Oh really, how’d you do that?
Sirius: *glares at Severus* Self-control…
Lily: Who is your role-model?
Sirius: Tinkerbell.
Lily: Why?
Sirius: Because if she doesn’t get attention she dies.
Sirius: LILY!! Why didn’t you ever tell me about FBI agents???
Lily:
Sirius: WHAT IF THEY ARE WATCHING US?!
Sirius: WHAT IF THEY KNOW ABOUT HOGWARTS!!
Lily: …and how exactly would they know?
Sirius: THEY JUST WOULD!
James: What is it you like so much about Remus’ clothes?
Sirius: That he looks homeless.
Sirius: But like a sexy homeless…
James: You look good today…
James: Pro-homo.
Sirius: Don’t know mean no homo?
James: No, I mean pro-homo. We support the gays here.
Sirius: Remus? What are you doing?
Remus: I’m trying to find out who designed the cover art for this book!
Sirius: …why
Remus: Because it is HIDEOUS and I want to burn the designer over a fire fueled by their own book.
Sirius: What are you doing?
Remus: I’m reading a book while ordering more books, duh!
Sirius: *Gestures to Remus‘s shelves full of unread books* What about those ones?
Remus: I WILL GET TO THEM EVENTUALLY!!
Remus: I hate reading cliches…
Remus: Authors really be like ‘he hates everyone in the world but her’ what rubbish!
Remus; readingat 12am: *sobs* h-he hates everyone in the world but her…
James: Hey girl, are you from France?
Lily: Yes I actually am-
James: You have to say ‘no why?’
Lily:
Lily: No, why…
James: cause Madamn
Sirius: Hypothetical question… If I were to sell Regulus would I do it on the Black Market?
Remus:
James:
Sirius: Get it?? The BlackMarket!
James can’t produce a patronus for ages, he just can’t stay focused.
DADA in the last year, when they’re learning it, Minnie just happens to be walking by and sees him struggle. She stops in on the class, and Lily finally provides a full body patronus of a doe. Minnie goes over to James and says to him quietly “Evans looks happy with hers,” and James looks at his girlfriend. She has a bright smile looking up at the creature from her wand.
James focuses on this, on Lily, on her smile. He holds our his wand once more and speaks the charm, and a large bright stag escapes his wand and joins the doe in the sky.
McGonagall said something then, barely loud enough for James to hear, and he can’t be sure that he did, but he thinks her heard her mutter “good job, Prongs.”
