#hufflepost
Hogwarts houses as things I’ve said as a Skating Coach
Gryffindor: “I didn’t teach him that! He came up with that dangerous idea all on his own!”
Also
(to my own coach) “Now I understand the stress I put you through evertime I tried something stupid”
Slytherin: “I better come back in 6 years and find that you’re all better skaters than I ever was. Your challenge: kick my ass”
Ravenclaw: Apparently physics doesn’t apply to 6 year olds.
Hufflepuff: I know we all hate backwards… But what if I made it a GAME!?
I tried taking that Pottermore quiz with ALL the questions. I kind of wanted to prove that maybe I’m not only a Hufflepuff that I’m also SOMETHING ELSE.
And…
I am SO HUFFLEPUFF. How is it that I’m more Ravenclaw and Slytherin then Gryffindor? Is it even possible for me to have scored that low in Gryffindor??
Nobody likes quarantine
Slytherin, on facetime: so. How strict have you been about social distancing
Hufflepuff: oh I havent gone anywhere or seen anyone. I’ve been really careful.
Slytherin: really?
Hufflepuff: yea.
Slytherin: ok im coming over