Hogwarts houses as things I’ve said as a Skating Coach

Gryffindor: “I didn’t teach him that! He came up with that dangerous idea all on his own!”

Also

(to my own coach) “Now I understand the stress I put you through evertime I tried something stupid”

Slytherin: “I better come back in 6 years and find that you’re all better skaters than I ever was. Your challenge: kick my ass”

Ravenclaw: Apparently physics doesn’t apply to 6 year olds.

Hufflepuff: I know we all hate backwards… But what if I made it a GAME!?

I tried taking that Pottermore quiz with ALL the questions. I kind of wanted to prove that maybe I’m not only a Hufflepuff that I’m also SOMETHING ELSE.

And…

I am SO HUFFLEPUFF. How is it that I’m more Ravenclaw and Slytherin then Gryffindor? Is it even possible for me to have scored that low in Gryffindor??

Nobody likes quarantine

Slytherin, on facetime: so. How strict have you been about social distancing

Hufflepuff: oh I havent gone anywhere or seen anyone. I’ve been really careful.

Slytherin: really?

Hufflepuff: yea.

Slytherin: ok im coming over