#hxh incorrect quotes
Illumi, switching from the Gittarackur appearance to his original form:
Hisoka’s reaction Hisoka’s reaction on the outside: on the inside:
Remember during the previous phase of the exam when he said that Illumi’s transformation is always fun to watch?
Killua: It’s dark in here
Gon: Don’t worry dude, I got this.
Gon: *Stompshisfeet*
Gon: *Skechers light up*
Hisoka: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.
Killua: We just ate, why are you making pancakes?
Gon: They’re for the dogs.
Killua: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?
Gon: They don’t know how.
Gon, jumping out of a closet:BOO!
Killua:
Gon:
Killua:
Gon:*frowns*
Killua: Ahh! You scared me!
Kurapika: I can’t believe you two got yourselves in a fight on the first day of school.
Killua: In my defense, I tried stopping Gon from punching that guy.
[earlier]
Killua: Gon, stop punching him!
Killua: Kick him! That hurts more!
[Kurapika and Leorio about to go on a date]
Kurapika: While we’re gone, Gon is going to be in charge.
Gon:YES!
Kurapika, to Killua: You’re secretly in charge.
Killua:Obviously.
Leorio: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Kurapika: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Gon, sheepishly: I got distracted about halfway through.
Killua: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Gon: When you can’t sleep, it means someone is thinking about you
Kurapika: Who the hell has been thinking about me at 3am?
Leorio:*panics*
Killua: I would die for you.
Gon, cheerfully: Oh, I would die for you too!
Killua:
Killua, tearing up: Please don’t do that.
Gon, about Leorio and Kurapika: Are they flirting?
Killua: I think so.
Kurapika: We’re not flirting, we’re arguing.
Leorio: We’re flirting.
Kurapika: I want to sleep for like 40 hours.
Leorio: Yeah, you know that’s a coma, right?
Kurapika:
Kurapika: God, that sounds so refreshing. I could totally go for a light coma right now.
Computer: Create a new password.
Killua, typing:Gon.
Computer: Password too weak.
Killua: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
Gon: Hey Killua, are you…seeing anyone?
Killua: No, why?
Gon: I don’t know, I just think it’d really help if you saw a therapist or something
Illumi: Kil, you know you love me.
Killua: I’d sell you out for a bucket of KFC, don’t test me.
Gon: Look we’re under the mistletoe, you know what that me—
Killua: Gon, that isn’t even mistletoe.
[later]
Killua, waking up in the middle of the night: Oh my God, he was flIRTING WITH ME!
Gon:[staring out a window looking pensive]
Killua: He’s so handsome…So thoughtful…I wonder what he could be thinking about?
Gon, whispering to himself: Wed-nes-day…whensday..? Wendesday?
Leorio: You’re offered $50,000, but if you accept, the person you hate the most in the world gets $100,000– Are you taking it?
Killua: Why would I miss out on a chance to get $150,000 dollars?
Leorio: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?
Killua: No! Don’t do that!
Leorio: You won’t even notice!
Gon, walking in: Hey, Killua! You wanted to see me?
Leorio: He’s single.
Killua:
Leorio:
Gon:
Gon: You can’t just follow me into fire!
Killua: You don’t want me following you into fire, then don’t run into fire!
Leorio: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?
Kurapika: You’re weak.
Gon: You’re strong!
Killua: You’re stupid.
Killua: [gets a paper cut]
Leorio, under his breath: Hasn’t he been through enough-